If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...

[Parker]

What would be your first thoughts?

[SquatsRule]

i think I would say something like, "oh shit." Then I would get the heck out of there.

[Man of Steel]

I don't know about my first thoughts, but a fece about that size would quickly exit the hole in my buttocks.

[SilverSpoon]

I'd say:  "Where's Ice Cube when I need him?"

[Mr Nobody]

Turn right hit the gas.

[arce1988]

  Fuck me. Fuck my life.

[Wiggs]

Is there a white guy in the boat?  If so, I'd be more afraid of that.

 

My real answer is I'd scream some profanity and run away like I've been told I was the father of a kid I didn't want.

[ukjeff]

Is there a white guy in the boat?  If so, I'd be more afraid of that.

 

My real answer is I'd scream some profanity and run away like I've been told I was the father of a kid I didn't want.

lol, very good.   

[DroppingPlates]

"Stay calm, don't move.."

[The Abdominal Snoman]

There would be more shit flying out of my ass than a Lee Priest/Booty first date

[Parker]

Is there a white guy in the boat?  If so, I'd be more afraid of that.

 

My real answer is I'd scream some profanity and run away like I've been told I was the father of a kid I didn't want.

You're in a small boat, in the Amazon. There is no running away. Nor swimming...

One could gather one's senses, and quietly paddle away. Therefore not causing attention to one's self.

[beakdoctor]

1st thought dinner.

2nd thought new boots.

[Coach is Back!]

Is there a white guy in the boat?  If so, I'd be more afraid of that.

 

My real answer is I'd scream some profanity and run away like I've been told I was the father of a kid I didn't want.

LMAO..hahahahahaha!

[Knooger]

How to get my wife in the water before it swam away.

[Parker]

1st thought dinner.

2nd thought new boots.

While your trying to find the head to shoot it, it's body has knocked you into the water. The sound of the boat turning over and the ensuing struggle has attracted the piranhas in the water, as well as caiman.
You lose.

[no one]

How to get my wife in the water before it swam away.

hahahahahaha

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Your in a small boat, in the Amazon. There is no running away. Nor swimming...

One could gather one's senses, and quietly paddle away. Therefore not causing attention to one's self.

Plus the place is probably filled with those things...

[The Abdominal Snoman]

[Kwon_2]

I'd shout "The Hebrews were BLACK!" to that snake, scaring it , and then watching it slither away, continuing my journey.

[Wiggs]

I'd shout "The Hebrews were BLACK!" to that snake, scaring it , and then watching it slither away, continuing my journey.

Ma' Man. 

[DroppingPlates]

Rotten Tomato material..

[Teutonic Knight]

Is there a white guy in the boat?  If so, I'd be more afraid of that.

 

My real answer is I'd scream some profanity and run away like I've been told I was the father of a kid I didn't want.

You would do WHAT  , why not using yours Bible as destructive force 
& running on water, so you a "Black Jesus" NOW, 

[Mr Anabolic]

It probably wouldn't do anything to you anyway.  Snakes hunts by scent... he's looking for  mammals and large rodents.  Didn't you ever see those Anaconda hunts on Nat Geo?  The snake does not attack you until you grab it.

[Parker]

It probably wouldn't do anything to you anyway.  Snakes hunts by scent... he's looking for  mammals and large rodents.  Didn't you ever see those Anaconda hunts on Nat Geo?  The snake does not attack you until you grab it.

They have shown that Anacondas do actively hunt...and apparently people have been grabbed by an anaconda that was stalking them, just waiting. By smell and sight.

Which is why I said, just paddle away slowly...like you were a log or something...

[O.Z.]

It probably wouldn't do anything to you anyway.  Snakes hunts by scent... he's looking for  mammals and large rodents.  Didn't you ever see those Anaconda hunts on Nat Geo?  The snake does not attack you until you grab it.