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Title: Clean bill of health
Post by: the trainer on August 30, 2013, 03:46:15 PM: So I finally got the nerve to do some test for sexual diseases, there was a time a while back when i was really going crazy with orgies, freaks, skanks and most of them where raw no condom, anyhow i got a clean bill of health from the doctor, crazy how life works a freaky nutcase like me is healthy while i see all these people who dont sleep around and try to protect themselves get caught.
Title: Re: Clean bill of health
Post by: Marty Champions on August 30, 2013, 03:51:27 PM: Quote from: the trainer on August 30, 2013, 03:46:15 PM
So I finally got the nerve to do some test for sexual diseases, there was a time a while back when i was really going crazy with orgies, freaks, skanks and most of them where raw no condom, anyhow i got a clean bill of health from the doctor, crazy how life works a freaky nutcase like me is healthy while i see all these people who dont sleep around and try to protect themselves get caught.
hahah yeah right faggit(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/image_zps504977b5.jpg)
Title: Re: Clean bill of health
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 30, 2013, 03:52:28 PM: Quote from: Johnny Falcon on August 30, 2013, 03:51:27 PM
hahah yeah right faggit(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/image_zps504977b5.jpg)

WOW

Now I see why you and Bill Falcon had a falling out... :-\
Title: Re: Clean bill of health
Post by: the trainer on August 30, 2013, 03:57:31 PM: Quote from: Johnny Falcon on August 30, 2013, 03:51:27 PM
hahah yeah right faggit(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/image_zps504977b5.jpg)

I thought you where the non confrontational white champion, be very careful because I will fuck you up.
Title: Re: Clean bill of health
Post by: Marty Champions on August 30, 2013, 03:58:29 PM: Quote from: the trainer on August 30, 2013, 03:57:31 PM
I thought you where the non confrontational white champion, be very careful because I will fuck you up.
sorry man maybe i should take a walk or something
Title: Re: Clean bill of health
Post by: titusisback on August 30, 2013, 04:03:25 PM: Quote from: the trainer on August 30, 2013, 03:57:31 PM
I will fuck you up.

(http://miltownkid.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/internettoughguy.jpg)

Johnny Falcon would kick your ass so easily ;D
Title: Re: Clean bill of health
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on August 30, 2013, 04:13:03 PM: I once thought I had herpes, turned out to be a form of athlete's foot fungus on my penis ??? ;D

Caught chlamydia once, but that was an easy fix--swallow 2 pills, abstain from sex for a week, and boom! cured
Title: Re: Clean bill of health
Post by: Andy Griffin on August 30, 2013, 04:18:37 PM: Quote from: Johnny Falcon on August 30, 2013, 03:51:27 PM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/image_zps504977b5.jpg)

decent traps but overall shoddy physique

up the dose, improve the diet, lay off the girly poundages

maybe adopt a vegetarian healthy lifestyle
Title: Re: Clean bill of health
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 30, 2013, 07:13:41 PM: Quote from: Johnny Falcon on August 30, 2013, 03:58:29 PM
sorry man maybe i should take a walk or something

lolz
Title: Re: Clean bill of health
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 30, 2013, 07:31:14 PM: Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on August 30, 2013, 04:13:03 PM
I once thought I had herpes, turned out to be a form of athlete's foot fungus on my penis ??? ;D

Caught chlamydia once, but that was an easy fix--swallow 2 pills, abstain from sex for a week, and boom! cured

Proud virgin my ass... ::)
Title: Re: Clean bill of health
Post by: Moontrane on August 30, 2013, 08:13:54 PM: Quote from: the trainer on August 30, 2013, 03:46:15 PM
So I finally got the nerve to do some test for sexual diseases, there was a time a while back when i was really going crazy with orgies, freaks, skanks and most of them where raw no condom, anyhow i got a clean bill of health from the doctor, crazy how life works a freaky nutcase like me is healthy while i see all these people who dont sleep around and try to protect themselves get caught.

Gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy,
Got a clean bill of health from Doctor McCoy!
Title: Re: Clean bill of health
Post by: POB on August 30, 2013, 10:50:30 PM: Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on August 30, 2013, 04:13:03 PM
I once thought I had herpes, turned out to be a form of athlete's foot fungus on my penis ??? ;D

Not gonna ask why you where laying on your stomach in the gym shower :-X
Title: Re: Clean bill of health
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on August 30, 2013, 10:58:10 PM: Quote from: POB on August 30, 2013, 10:50:30 PM
Not gonna ask why you where laying on your stomach in the gym shower :-X

Yikes! Now there's an image :o