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the trainer

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Clean bill of health
« on: August 30, 2013, 03:46:15 PM »
So I finally got the nerve to do some test for sexual diseases, there was a time a while back when i was really going crazy with orgies, freaks, skanks and most of them where raw no condom, anyhow i got a clean bill of health from the doctor, crazy how life works a freaky nutcase like me is healthy while i see all these people who dont sleep around and try to protect themselves get caught.
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Re: Clean bill of health
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2013, 03:51:27 PM »
Quote from: the trainer on August 30, 2013, 03:46:15 PM
So I finally got the nerve to do some test for sexual diseases, there was a time a while back when i was really going crazy with orgies, freaks, skanks and most of them where raw no condom, anyhow i got a clean bill of health from the doctor, crazy how life works a freaky nutcase like me is healthy while i see all these people who dont sleep around and try to protect themselves get caught.
hahah yeah right faggit
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Roger Bacon

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Re: Clean bill of health
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2013, 03:52:28 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on August 30, 2013, 03:51:27 PM
hahah yeah right faggit

WOW

Now I see why you and Bill Falcon had a falling out...  :-\
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Re: Clean bill of health
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2013, 03:57:31 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on August 30, 2013, 03:51:27 PM
hahah yeah right faggit

I thought you where the non confrontational white champion, be very careful because I will fuck you up.
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Re: Clean bill of health
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2013, 03:58:29 PM »
Quote from: the trainer on August 30, 2013, 03:57:31 PM
I thought you where the non confrontational white champion, be very careful because I will fuck you up.
sorry man maybe i should take a walk or something
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Re: Clean bill of health
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2013, 04:03:25 PM »
Quote from: the trainer on August 30, 2013, 03:57:31 PM
I will fuck you up.



Johnny Falcon would kick your ass so easily  ;D
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Re: Clean bill of health
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2013, 04:13:03 PM »
I once thought I had herpes, turned out to be a form of athlete's foot fungus on my penis ??? ;D

Caught chlamydia once, but that was an easy fix--swallow 2 pills, abstain from sex for a week,  and boom!  cured
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Re: Clean bill of health
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2013, 04:18:37 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on August 30, 2013, 03:51:27 PM


decent traps but overall shoddy physique

up the dose, improve the diet, lay off the girly poundages

maybe adopt a vegetarian healthy lifestyle
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Re: Clean bill of health
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2013, 07:13:41 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on August 30, 2013, 03:58:29 PM
sorry man maybe i should take a walk or something

lolz
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Re: Clean bill of health
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2013, 07:31:14 PM »
Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on August 30, 2013, 04:13:03 PM
I once thought I had herpes, turned out to be a form of athlete's foot fungus on my penis ??? ;D

Caught chlamydia once, but that was an easy fix--swallow 2 pills, abstain from sex for a week,  and boom!  cured

Proud virgin my ass...  ::)
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Re: Clean bill of health
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2013, 08:13:54 PM »
Quote from: the trainer on August 30, 2013, 03:46:15 PM
So I finally got the nerve to do some test for sexual diseases, there was a time a while back when i was really going crazy with orgies, freaks, skanks and most of them where raw no condom, anyhow i got a clean bill of health from the doctor, crazy how life works a freaky nutcase like me is healthy while i see all these people who dont sleep around and try to protect themselves get caught.

Gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy,
Got a clean bill of health from Doctor McCoy!
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Re: Clean bill of health
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2013, 10:50:30 PM »
Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on August 30, 2013, 04:13:03 PM
I once thought I had herpes, turned out to be a form of athlete's foot fungus on my penis ??? ;D


Not gonna ask why you where laying on your stomach in the gym shower :-X
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Re: Clean bill of health
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2013, 10:58:10 PM »
Quote from: POB on August 30, 2013, 10:50:30 PM
Not gonna ask why you where laying on your stomach in the gym shower :-X

Yikes!  Now there's an image  :o
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