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Title: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 07:03:43 AM: Imagine being legally stuck with this for the rest of your life....a woman that frequents mumsnet and is totally against bumming, bet she's a minger too. I would rather do 5/6 years in jail then get out to live my life then be married to this.

(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/320515/slide_320515_2995067_free.jpg)
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 06, 2014, 07:06:18 AM: yes, don't get married bro ... stick with dudes who won't legally bind you out of the joys of butt pleasure
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 07:07:10 AM: Didn't take long for the inhouse homo to come out again
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 06, 2014, 07:07:53 AM: How are the sweet potatoes?
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: _aj_ on February 06, 2014, 07:08:26 AM: Is that written in English?
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 07:10:04 AM: Quote from: Cleanest Natural on February 06, 2014, 07:07:53 AM
How are the sweet potatoes?
Very good indeed, better than the pizzas you've been swallowing lately you bold headed fatty
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Hulkotron on February 06, 2014, 07:16:59 AM: I don't get the attraction to butt-sex, it has never appealed to me. Is it a domination/degradation/control type of deal?
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: hrspwr1 on February 06, 2014, 07:25:05 AM: Quote from: Hulkotron on February 06, 2014, 07:16:59 AM
I don't get the attraction to butt-sex, it has never appealed to me. Is it a domination/degradation/control type of deal?

Same. I tried it with a woman a long time ago, didn`t much care for the smell.
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Simple Simon on February 06, 2014, 07:28:54 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 07:07:10 AM
Didn't take long for the inhouse closet homo to come out again
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 07:37:04 AM: Quote from: Simple Simon on February 06, 2014, 07:28:54 AM
Didn't take long for the inhouse closet homo with a gaping sore hole to come out again
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: the trainer on February 06, 2014, 08:03:00 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 07:03:43 AM
Imagine being legally stuck with this for the rest of your life....a woman that frequents mumsnet and is totally against bumming, bet she's a minger too. I would rather do 5/6 years in jail then get out to live my life then be married to this.

(http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/320515/slide_320515_2995067_free.jpg)

if you want to fuck an asshole there are plenty of men willing to bend over for you, no need to fight with your girl.
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 08:09:42 AM: Quote from: the trainer on February 06, 2014, 08:03:00 AM
if you want to fuck an asshole there are plenty of men willing to bend over for you, no need to fight with your girl.
It's not the same brah
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: hrspwr1 on February 06, 2014, 08:13:11 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 08:09:42 AM
It's not the same brah

So you have enough experiences to compare. Maybe you don`t want to marry a woman because you enjoy having sex with men?
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: pedro01 on February 06, 2014, 08:16:30 AM: You could actually marry a gal that likes taking it up the poop shoot.

It's on the list of "important things to find out" before you make a long term commitment.

I mean - it's not like you'd buy a house without checking it had a functioning back door is it?
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 08:17:24 AM: Quote from: hrspwr1 on February 06, 2014, 08:13:11 AM
So you have enough experiences to compare. Maybe you don`t want to marry a woman because you enjoy having sex with men?
You're a retard mate.

So if I enjoy a BJ from a woman...I should try a man to see how that feels? get that fist out of your back side and use your brain.
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: hrspwr1 on February 06, 2014, 08:19:52 AM: Of course I`m a retard but thats beside the point. I`m not the one placing so much importance on fukng women in the ass.
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 08:27:57 AM: Quote from: hrspwr1 on February 06, 2014, 08:19:52 AM
Of course I`m a retard but thats beside the point. I`m not the one placing so much importance on fukng women in the ass.

I'm glad we both agree that you're a retard.

The second point on my prefrences is a matter of your personal opinion and I cannot dispute that being a liberal.

Case closed
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: the trainer on February 06, 2014, 08:43:09 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 08:09:42 AM
It's not the same brah

so you like the female ass better ok thats cool so you would only fuck a man if you are desperate like a man in the desert drinking dirty water i get it.
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 08:45:17 AM: Quote from: the trainer on February 06, 2014, 08:43:09 AM
so you like the female ass better ok thats cool so you would only fuck a man if you are desperate like a man in the desert drinking dirty water i get it.
Oh here we go....another retard ::)
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: 38-26-40 on February 06, 2014, 09:09:58 AM: Quote from: _aj_ on February 06, 2014, 07:08:26 AM
Is that written in English?

X2
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 09:14:13 AM: So you won't get married because you're afraid the woman won't let you put your penis in the same orifice she expels her human waste. A vagina just isn't good enough for you.

Did I get it right?
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: falco on February 06, 2014, 09:21:50 AM: Quote from: Hulkotron on February 06, 2014, 07:16:59 AM
I don't get the attraction to butt-sex, it has never appealed to me. Is it a domination/degradation/control type of deal?

Something like that. What disgusted me the most is the smell and occasional piece of shit that cames along grabbed to my dick when i pull off.
Vagina is much more appealing.
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: falco on February 06, 2014, 09:23:37 AM: http://www.efukt.com/21049_It%27s_Only_Smellz.html

"It's nozing it's only the smellz"
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 09:28:52 AM: Quote from: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 09:14:13 AM
So you won't get married because you're afraid the woman won't let you put your penis in the same orifice she expels her human waste. A vagina just isn't good enough for you.

Did I get it right?
Yes

At last, an intelligent Hebrew.
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 09:31:16 AM: Quote from: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 09:28:52 AM
Yes

At last, an intelligent Hebrew.

lol
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Wolfox on February 06, 2014, 09:33:29 AM: My future wife will understand that her body is mine and mines is hers.
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: SamoanIrishman on February 06, 2014, 09:33:36 AM: Quote from: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 09:14:13 AM
So you won't get married because you're afraid the woman won't let you put your penis in the same orifice she expels her human waste. A vagina just isn't good enough for you.

Did I get it right?

x2
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Wolfox on February 06, 2014, 09:37:38 AM: The key is start off with a finger when fucking her near her climax. Bitches love it. 8)
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Hulkotron on February 06, 2014, 09:38:24 AM: Wiggs is one of the more intelligent bodybuilders on this site.
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 09:42:03 AM: Quote from: Hulkotron on February 06, 2014, 09:38:24 AM
Wiggs is one of the more intelligent bodybuilders on this site.
That's like complimenting a midget about how tall he is in comparison to his other midget friends.

If you really want to compliement Wiggs, you must disassociate his intelligence with this site.
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 09:43:09 AM: Quote from: Wolfox on February 06, 2014, 09:37:38 AM
The key is start off with a finger when fucking her near her climax. Bitches love it. 8)

True dat
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 06, 2014, 10:26:13 AM: Quote from: Wolfox on February 06, 2014, 09:37:38 AM
The key is start off with a finger when fucking her near her climax. Bitches love it. 8)

Then put your fingers in her mouth.
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on February 06, 2014, 12:03:15 PM: If the girl has a great vagina, no need for anal sex. But not all girls have great vaginas....

Who knew there were so many prudes on getbig though......not liking anal ::)
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 06, 2014, 12:07:12 PM: Quote from: Hulkotron on February 06, 2014, 07:16:59 AM
I don't get the attraction to butt-sex, it has never appealed to me. Is it a domination/degradation/control type of deal?

Agreed. Some dudes feel the need to stick their kaks in toxic waste. Lee Priest being one of the them...Anyone who feels the need to rub their cock in feces is mentally ill. No doubt about it!
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Voice of Doom on February 06, 2014, 03:13:13 PM: Quote from: Hulkotron on February 06, 2014, 09:38:24 AM
Wiggs is one of the more intelligent bodybuilders on this site.

this is a bodybuilding site???
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: pedro01 on February 06, 2014, 06:52:51 PM: Quote from: Wolfox on February 06, 2014, 09:37:38 AM
The key is start off with a finger when fucking her near her climax. Bitches love it. 8)

Noooo - the key is to ask her if likes anal or wants to try it if she didn't before.

You don't just sneak things up her pooper when she's horny and hope for the best.

Two adults can actually discuss sex you know. It's fairly normal.
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Red Hook on February 06, 2014, 07:02:02 PM: Quote from: Wolfox on February 06, 2014, 09:33:29 AM
My future wife will understand that her body is mine and mines is hers.

so it's OK for her to use a 12" black strap on you then?
Title: Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
Post by: Red Hook on February 06, 2014, 07:02:49 PM: 2 pages and no pics or videos? ::)