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Skorp1o

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Here's a reason why I would never get married
« on: February 06, 2014, 07:03:43 AM »
Imagine being legally stuck with this for the rest of your life....a woman that frequents mumsnet and is totally against bumming, bet she's a minger too. I would rather do 5/6 years in jail then get out to live my life then be married to this.

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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 07:06:18 AM »
yes, don't get married bro ... stick with dudes who won't legally bind you out of the joys of butt pleasure
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Skorp1o

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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 07:07:10 AM »
Didn't take long for the inhouse homo to come out again
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2014, 07:07:53 AM »
How are the sweet potatoes?
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2014, 07:08:26 AM »
Is that written in English?
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Skorp1o

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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2014, 07:10:04 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on February 06, 2014, 07:07:53 AM
How are the sweet potatoes?
Very good indeed, better than the pizzas you've been swallowing lately you bold headed fatty
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2014, 07:16:59 AM »
I don't get the attraction to butt-sex, it has never appealed to me.  Is it a domination/degradation/control type of deal?
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2014, 07:25:05 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on February 06, 2014, 07:16:59 AM
I don't get the attraction to butt-sex, it has never appealed to me.  Is it a domination/degradation/control type of deal?

 Same.  I tried it with a woman a long time ago, didn`t much care for the smell.
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2014, 07:28:54 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 07:07:10 AM
Didn't take long for the inhouse closet homo to come out again
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2014, 07:37:04 AM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on February 06, 2014, 07:28:54 AM
Didn't take long for the inhouse closet homo with a gaping sore hole to come out again
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2014, 08:03:00 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 07:03:43 AM
Imagine being legally stuck with this for the rest of your life....a woman that frequents mumsnet and is totally against bumming, bet she's a minger too. I would rather do 5/6 years in jail then get out to live my life then be married to this.



if you want to fuck an asshole there are plenty of men willing to bend over for you, no need to fight with your girl.
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2014, 08:09:42 AM »
Quote from: the trainer on February 06, 2014, 08:03:00 AM
if you want to fuck an asshole there are plenty of men willing to bend over for you, no need to fight with your girl.
It's not the same brah
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2014, 08:13:11 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 08:09:42 AM
It's not the same brah

 So you have enough experiences to compare. Maybe you don`t want to marry a woman because you enjoy having sex with men?
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2014, 08:16:30 AM »
You could actually marry a gal that likes taking it up the poop shoot.

It's on the list of "important things to find out" before you make a long term commitment.

I mean - it's not like you'd buy a house without checking it had a functioning back door is it?
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2014, 08:17:24 AM »
Quote from: hrspwr1 on February 06, 2014, 08:13:11 AM
So you have enough experiences to compare. Maybe you don`t want to marry a woman because you enjoy having sex with men?
You're a retard mate.

So if I enjoy a BJ from a woman...I should try a man to see how that feels? get that fist out of your back side and use your brain.
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2014, 08:19:52 AM »
Of course I`m a retard but thats beside the point. I`m not the one placing so much importance on fukng women in the ass.

 
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2014, 08:27:57 AM »
Quote from: hrspwr1 on February 06, 2014, 08:19:52 AM
Of course I`m a retard but thats beside the point. I`m not the one placing so much importance on fukng women in the ass.

I'm glad we both agree that you're a retard.

The second point on my prefrences is a matter of your personal opinion and I cannot dispute that being a liberal.

Case closed
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2014, 08:43:09 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 08:09:42 AM
It's not the same brah

so you like the female ass better ok thats cool so you would only fuck a man if you are desperate like a man in the desert drinking dirty water i get it.
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2014, 08:45:17 AM »
Quote from: the trainer on February 06, 2014, 08:43:09 AM
so you like the female ass better ok thats cool so you would only fuck a man if you are desperate like a man in the desert drinking dirty water i get it.
Oh here we go....another retard  ::)
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2014, 09:09:58 AM »
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2014, 09:14:13 AM »
So you won't get married because you're afraid the woman won't let you put your penis in the same orifice she expels her human waste. A vagina just isn't good enough for you.


Did I get it right?
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2014, 09:21:50 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on February 06, 2014, 07:16:59 AM
I don't get the attraction to butt-sex, it has never appealed to me.  Is it a domination/degradation/control type of deal?

Something like that. What disgusted me the most is the smell and occasional piece of shit that cames along grabbed to my dick when i pull off.
Vagina is much more appealing.
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2014, 09:23:37 AM »
http://www.efukt.com/21049_It%27s_Only_Smellz.html

"It's nozing it's only the smellz"
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Skorp1o

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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2014, 09:28:52 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 06, 2014, 09:14:13 AM
So you won't get married because you're afraid the woman won't let you put your penis in the same orifice she expels her human waste. A vagina just isn't good enough for you.


Did I get it right?
Yes

At last, an intelligent Hebrew.
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Re: Here's a reason why I would never get married
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2014, 09:31:16 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on February 06, 2014, 09:28:52 AM
Yes

At last, an intelligent Hebrew.

lol
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