Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: bigmc on February 27, 2014, 02:14:08 AM

Title: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: bigmc on February 27, 2014, 02:14:08 AM
Im at a corporate day at Doncaster race course tomorrow

any uk get biggers bet on horses

some tips would be nice never won a penny  >:(
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: calfzilla on February 27, 2014, 02:17:08 AM
Not from the UK but I enjoy horse racing. Picked up a book recently on handicapping but haven't read it yet.
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: bigmc on February 27, 2014, 04:09:58 AM
pity bump  :'(
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 27, 2014, 04:11:54 AM
bet your entire life savings on the oldest, feeblest looking pony on the track.

hes a fucking sandbagger and will decimate all.

every time.
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: BigCyp on February 27, 2014, 04:43:50 AM
Im at a corporate day at Doncaster race course tomorrow

any uk get biggers bet on horses

some tips would be nice never won a penny  >:(

Not a betting man bro, but maybe put a tenner on the one that looks most like booty
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: bigmc on February 27, 2014, 04:45:43 AM
Not a betting man bro, but maybe put a tenner on the one that looks most like booty

are you saying the one with a soft focus pic to disguise its flaws in the betting guide cyp
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 27, 2014, 04:46:50 AM
are you saying the one with a soft focus pic to disguise its flaws in the betting guide cyp

or the ability to eat an apple through a chain link fence?
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: bigmc on February 27, 2014, 04:50:12 AM
01P
Full form Easydoesit (IRE) 28 CDATR Tracker
b g Iffraaj - Fawaayid (Vaguely Noble) 6 11 - 12 N Fehily
A W Carroll
 105

 
2
T
 8-25245
Full form Biggar (IRE) 58 ATR Tracker
b g Court Cave - Native Success (Be My Native) 6 11 - 12p1 G B Watters  (7)
Miss Lucinda V Russell
 105

 
3
T
 05/P448-
Full form Generous Spender 418 ATR Tracker
b g Spendent - Molly Dreamer (Rushmere) 8 11 - 7 L Treadwell
Mrs H J Cobb
 100

 
4
T
 435246
Full form Lysino (GER) 18 ATR Tracker
ch g Medicean - Lysuna (Monsun) 5 11 - 6 K Renwick
C Grant
 99

 
5
T
 350
Full form Polstar (FR) 22 ATR Tracker
b g Poliglote - Star Dancing (Danehill Dancer) 5 11 - 5 Ryan Hatch  (7)
H Whittington
 98

 
6
T
 P-9552
Full form Ergo Sum 35 ATR Tracker
bl g Fair Mix - Idiot's Lady (Idiot's Delight) 7 11 - 2 R T Dunne  (3)
R Mathew
 95

 
7
T
 5050
Full form Danby's Legend 35 ATR Tracker
b g Midnight Legend - Miss Danbys (Charmer) 7 11 - 2 B Hughes
J M Jefferson
 95

 
8
T
 0-8305
Full form Arkansas Dave (IRE) 49 ATR Tracker
b g Dr Massini - Martinstown Lady (Scribano) 7 10 - 11t Mr S Fox  (7)
M M McNiff
 90

 
9
T
 U57-537
Full form Crackerjack 12 ATR Tracker
ch g Lahib - Tidesong (Top Ville) 7 10 - 10 James Banks  (5)
Miss E J Baker
 89

 
10
T
 40060U
Full form Benefitofhindsight 7 ATR Tracker
ch g Sir Harry Lewis - Aoninch (Inchinor) 5 10 - 9 J M Davies
Ben Pauling
 88

 
11
T
 5-0575
Full form Wheelavim 22 ATR Tracker
b g Beat All - Plus Tu Mets (Roi de Rome) 6 10 - 6 Gerald Quinn  (7)
Miss C Dyson
 85

 
12
T
 854453
Full form Ivans Back (IRE) 12 ATR Tracker
b g Soviet Star - Better Back Off (Bob Back) 9 10 - 3 Charlie Deutsch  (7)
Nick Kent
 82

 
13
T
 347785
Full form Vodka Red (IRE) 18 ATR Tracker
b g Ivan Denisovich - Begine (Germany) 6 10 - 2b1
R Johnson
 
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: BigCyp on February 27, 2014, 05:20:30 AM
are you saying the one with a soft focus pic to disguise its flaws in the betting guide cyp

Yes bro the one in the brochure which mentions that although it's raced for money, been underneath a boatload of athletes, and is advertised on many websites, is not in fact a racehorse
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: bigmc on February 27, 2014, 05:23:04 AM
Yes bro the one in the brochure which mentions that although it's raced for money, been underneath a boatload of athletes, and is advertised on many websites, is not in fact a racehorse

are you saying cyp that I should only bet on horses

that are in relationships with horses from the other side of the world

that they met on the anabolic stallions internetz board
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: outby43 on February 27, 2014, 05:32:50 AM
Not sure how the programs over there look but they should have a block on each horse that shows their past races, the length and time of the race.  In the states an average of a 11-12 sec furlong is a decent time.  So if you see a horse has a time of 1:12 for 6 Furlongs it is fairly decent.  A 1 mile at 1:40 or less is good.  Too much goes into it and I lose all the time but I don't bet big at all and I actually own and race thoroughbreds at various parks.  It is a tough and corrupt business.  My advice is to bet small drink big and eye up some bitches.
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: bigmc on February 27, 2014, 05:48:59 AM
Not sure how the programs over there look but they should have a block on each horse that shows their past races, the length and time of the race.  In the states an average of a 11-12 sec furlong is a decent time.  So if you see a horse has a time of 1:12 for 6 Furlongs it is fairly decent.  A 1 mile at 1:40 or less is good.  Too much goes into it and I lose all the time but I don't bet big at all and I actually own and race thoroughbreds at various parks.  It is a tough and corrupt business.  My advice is to bet small drink big and eye up some bitches.

il only stick a fiver on each race

its a free bar so I will probably be evicted after race three

for networking with aforementioned bitches  8)
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: Skorp1o on February 27, 2014, 05:52:46 AM
Last time I was at the races, I bet on a horse who ended up runnign like this and losing me money, I gave up

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loc8xwfgNk1qlr140o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: bigmc on February 27, 2014, 06:17:02 AM
Last time I was at the races, I bet on a horse who ended up runnign like this and losing me money, I gave up

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loc8xwfgNk1qlr140o1_500.gif)

that's what normally happens to me

il just get hammered
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: Simple Simon on February 27, 2014, 06:19:35 AM
I used to win just betting on BFs
It means 'beaten favourite' last time out, they always have decent odds and you know they have a half a chance.

hope this helps.
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: dr.chimps on February 27, 2014, 06:23:57 AM
Bet a tenner on the 8 horse, SquadFather. Then go get shit faced with the rest of the horsey set.
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: bigmc on February 27, 2014, 06:34:22 AM
I used to win just betting on BFs
It means 'beaten favourite' last time out, they always have decent odds and you know they have a half a chance.

hope this helps.

I was thinking each way accumulators on second favourites normally between 4 and 6 to 1

forgive the stupidity but will it say beaten favourite on their form guide
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 27, 2014, 11:56:45 AM
here is my tip save your pounds for pints
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: FermiDirac on February 27, 2014, 11:58:31 AM
Im at a corporate day at Doncaster race course tomorrow

any uk get biggers bet on horses

some tips would be nice never won a penny  >:(

Look at the bets and construct an arbitrage portfolio based on the odds given by the different bookies. Remember you can't take short positions.  ;D

JK, only morons gamble.
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: bigmc on February 27, 2014, 12:01:26 PM
Look at the bets and construct an arbitrage portfolio based on the odds given by the different bookies. Remember you can't take short positions.  ;D

JK, only morons gamble.

i go maybe once a year

will blow 50 quid and thats it
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: Tapeworm on February 27, 2014, 12:08:47 PM
Yes bro the one in the brochure which mentions that although it's raced for money, been underneath a boatload of athletes, and is advertised on many websites, is not in fact a racehorse

(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/das_mervin/6059542/444774/444774_original.gif)
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: FermiDirac on February 27, 2014, 12:16:05 PM
i go maybe once a year

will blow 50 quid and thats it

Ok, then just place it on the horse with the highest winrate.
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: Simple Simon on February 27, 2014, 12:26:07 PM
I was thinking each way accumulators on second favourites normally between 4 and 6 to 1

forgive the stupidity but will it say beaten favourite on their form guide
Used to have BF in the form guide in the newspaper
Haven't bet for years
BFs for Doncaster tomorrow are
SIMARTHUR in the 3.45
King of the wolds 4.55

Only 2 mate
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: bigmc on February 27, 2014, 12:27:04 PM
Used to have BF in the form guide in the newspaper
Haven't bet for years
BFs for Doncaster tomorrow are
SIMARTHUR in the 3.45
King of the wolds 4.55

Only 2 mate

il have a punt on them

cheers
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 27, 2014, 12:27:22 PM
fuck gambling on the poneys get beer  ::)
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: Simple Simon on February 27, 2014, 12:27:42 PM
il have a punt on them

cheers
I think I will as well  ;D
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: Simple Simon on February 28, 2014, 02:22:55 PM
Used to have BF in the form guide in the newspaper
Haven't bet for years
BFs for Doncaster tomorrow are
SIMARTHUR in the 3.45
King of the wolds 4.55

Only 2 mate

Both came in 4th   :-\

Bigmcs gonna fuck me up  ;D
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: bigmc on March 01, 2014, 02:40:41 AM
Both came in 4th   :-\

Bigmcs gonna fuck me up  ;D

i did alright

the whole day cost me 40 quid

i got 5 out of 6 on the tote  :'(

two winners on single bets one each way

and fuck all on your tips to be fair everyone tipped the second one
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 01, 2014, 06:13:12 AM
Yes bro the one in the brochure which mentions that although it's raced for money, been underneath a boatload of athletes, and is advertised on many websites, is not in fact a racehorse

Fantastic work
Title: Re: Uk Get biggers horse racing tips
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 01, 2014, 06:18:43 AM
i did alright

the whole day cost me 40 quid

i got 5 out of 6 on the tote  :'(

two winners on single bets one each way

and fuck all on your tips to be fair everyone tipped the second one
hahaha.. PM me for tips on how to psychicly predict winners  ;D