Uk Get biggers horse racing tips

[bigmc]

Im at a corporate day at Doncaster race course tomorrow

any uk get biggers bet on horses

some tips would be nice never won a penny 

[calfzilla]

Not from the UK but I enjoy horse racing. Picked up a book recently on handicapping but haven't read it yet.

[bigmc]

pity bump 

[visualizeperfection]

bet your entire life savings on the oldest, feeblest looking pony on the track.

hes a fucking sandbagger and will decimate all.

every time.

[BigCyp]

Im at a corporate day at Doncaster race course tomorrow

any uk get biggers bet on horses

some tips would be nice never won a penny 

Not a betting man bro, but maybe put a tenner on the one that looks most like booty

[bigmc]

Not a betting man bro, but maybe put a tenner on the one that looks most like booty

are you saying the one with a soft focus pic to disguise its flaws in the betting guide cyp

[visualizeperfection]

are you saying the one with a soft focus pic to disguise its flaws in the betting guide cyp

or the ability to eat an apple through a chain link fence?

[bigmc]

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Full form Easydoesit (IRE) 28 CDATR Tracker
b g Iffraaj - Fawaayid (Vaguely Noble) 6 11 - 12 N Fehily
A W Carroll
 105

 
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 8-25245
Full form Biggar (IRE) 58 ATR Tracker
b g Court Cave - Native Success (Be My Native) 6 11 - 12p1 G B Watters  (7)
Miss Lucinda V Russell
 105

 
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 05/P448-
Full form Generous Spender 418 ATR Tracker
b g Spendent - Molly Dreamer (Rushmere) 8 11 - 7 L Treadwell
Mrs H J Cobb
 100

 
4
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 435246
Full form Lysino (GER) 18 ATR Tracker
ch g Medicean - Lysuna (Monsun) 5 11 - 6 K Renwick
C Grant
 99

 
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Full form Polstar (FR) 22 ATR Tracker
b g Poliglote - Star Dancing (Danehill Dancer) 5 11 - 5 Ryan Hatch  (7)
H Whittington
 98

 
6
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 P-9552
Full form Ergo Sum 35 ATR Tracker
bl g Fair Mix - Idiot's Lady (Idiot's Delight) 7 11 - 2 R T Dunne  (3)
R Mathew
 95

 
7
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 5050
Full form Danby's Legend 35 ATR Tracker
b g Midnight Legend - Miss Danbys (Charmer) 7 11 - 2 B Hughes
J M Jefferson
 95

 
8
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 0-8305
Full form Arkansas Dave (IRE) 49 ATR Tracker
b g Dr Massini - Martinstown Lady (Scribano) 7 10 - 11t Mr S Fox  (7)
M M McNiff
 90

 
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 U57-537
Full form Crackerjack 12 ATR Tracker
ch g Lahib - Tidesong (Top Ville) 7 10 - 10 James Banks  (5)
Miss E J Baker
 89

 
10
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 40060U
Full form Benefitofhindsight 7 ATR Tracker
ch g Sir Harry Lewis - Aoninch (Inchinor) 5 10 - 9 J M Davies
Ben Pauling
 88

 
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 5-0575
Full form Wheelavim 22 ATR Tracker
b g Beat All - Plus Tu Mets (Roi de Rome) 6 10 - 6 Gerald Quinn  (7)
Miss C Dyson
 85

 
12
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 854453
Full form Ivans Back (IRE) 12 ATR Tracker
b g Soviet Star - Better Back Off (Bob Back) 9 10 - 3 Charlie Deutsch  (7)
Nick Kent
 82

 
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 347785
Full form Vodka Red (IRE) 18 ATR Tracker
b g Ivan Denisovich - Begine (Germany) 6 10 - 2b1
R Johnson
 

[BigCyp]

are you saying the one with a soft focus pic to disguise its flaws in the betting guide cyp

Yes bro the one in the brochure which mentions that although it's raced for money, been underneath a boatload of athletes, and is advertised on many websites, is not in fact a racehorse

[bigmc]

Yes bro the one in the brochure which mentions that although it's raced for money, been underneath a boatload of athletes, and is advertised on many websites, is not in fact a racehorse

are you saying cyp that I should only bet on horses

that are in relationships with horses from the other side of the world

that they met on the anabolic stallions internetz board

[outby43]

Not sure how the programs over there look but they should have a block on each horse that shows their past races, the length and time of the race.  In the states an average of a 11-12 sec furlong is a decent time.  So if you see a horse has a time of 1:12 for 6 Furlongs it is fairly decent.  A 1 mile at 1:40 or less is good.  Too much goes into it and I lose all the time but I don't bet big at all and I actually own and race thoroughbreds at various parks.  It is a tough and corrupt business.  My advice is to bet small drink big and eye up some bitches.

[bigmc]

Not sure how the programs over there look but they should have a block on each horse that shows their past races, the length and time of the race.  In the states an average of a 11-12 sec furlong is a decent time.  So if you see a horse has a time of 1:12 for 6 Furlongs it is fairly decent.  A 1 mile at 1:40 or less is good.  Too much goes into it and I lose all the time but I don't bet big at all and I actually own and race thoroughbreds at various parks.  It is a tough and corrupt business.  My advice is to bet small drink big and eye up some bitches.

il only stick a fiver on each race

its a free bar so I will probably be evicted after race three

for networking with aforementioned bitches 

[Skorp1o]

Last time I was at the races, I bet on a horse who ended up runnign like this and losing me money, I gave up

[bigmc]

Last time I was at the races, I bet on a horse who ended up runnign like this and losing me money, I gave up

that's what normally happens to me

il just get hammered

[Simple Simon]

I used to win just betting on BFs
It means 'beaten favourite' last time out, they always have decent odds and you know they have a half a chance.

hope this helps.

[dr.chimps]

Bet a tenner on the 8 horse, SquadFather. Then go get shit faced with the rest of the horsey set.

[bigmc]

I used to win just betting on BFs
It means 'beaten favourite' last time out, they always have decent odds and you know they have a half a chance.

hope this helps.

I was thinking each way accumulators on second favourites normally between 4 and 6 to 1

forgive the stupidity but will it say beaten favourite on their form guide

[RUDE BUOY]

here is my tip save your pounds for pints

[FermiDirac]

Im at a corporate day at Doncaster race course tomorrow

any uk get biggers bet on horses

some tips would be nice never won a penny 

Look at the bets and construct an arbitrage portfolio based on the odds given by the different bookies. Remember you can't take short positions. 

JK, only morons gamble.

[bigmc]

Look at the bets and construct an arbitrage portfolio based on the odds given by the different bookies. Remember you can't take short positions. 

JK, only morons gamble.

i go maybe once a year

will blow 50 quid and thats it

[Tapeworm]

Yes bro the one in the brochure which mentions that although it's raced for money, been underneath a boatload of athletes, and is advertised on many websites, is not in fact a racehorse

[FermiDirac]

i go maybe once a year

will blow 50 quid and thats it

Ok, then just place it on the horse with the highest winrate.

[Simple Simon]

I was thinking each way accumulators on second favourites normally between 4 and 6 to 1

forgive the stupidity but will it say beaten favourite on their form guide

Used to have BF in the form guide in the newspaper
Haven't bet for years
BFs for Doncaster tomorrow are
SIMARTHUR in the 3.45
King of the wolds 4.55

Only 2 mate

[bigmc]

Used to have BF in the form guide in the newspaper
Haven't bet for years
BFs for Doncaster tomorrow are
SIMARTHUR in the 3.45
King of the wolds 4.55

Only 2 mate

il have a punt on them

cheers

[RUDE BUOY]

fuck gambling on the poneys get beer