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Title: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: falco on October 29, 2019, 02:22:06 AM
 :D

Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: pellius on October 29, 2019, 03:23:10 AM
Seagal seems to only wear a black long sleeve jacket no matter where he's at or what he's doing. He must be so flabby and fat that he has to remain covered up at all times.
He can pull it off because he's so tall so that he just looks like a big guy.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Bevo on October 29, 2019, 04:03:11 AM
Can’t stand this guy
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: IroNat on October 29, 2019, 04:08:16 AM
That stuff doesn't work as well when you are being punched in the mouth.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: illuminati on October 29, 2019, 04:08:23 AM
Seagal seems to only wear a black long sleeve jacket no matter where he's at or what he's doing. He must be so flabby and fat that he has to remain covered up at all times.
He can pull it off because he's so tall so that he just looks like a big guy.


He sure does look fat & is he using the same Boot Polish on his hair aa Palumbo
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: IRON CROSS on October 29, 2019, 06:26:59 AM
Fat man & his Aikido hands tapping  ::)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Kwon on October 29, 2019, 06:29:03 AM
Thank god for Steven



Without him nobody would know how to fight
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: IRON CROSS on October 29, 2019, 06:51:44 AM
Thank god for Steven



Without him nobody would know how to fight


Regarding to him, Bruce Lee was his student too ....... ::)

Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Kwon on October 29, 2019, 06:54:17 AM
Regarding to him, Bruce Lee was his student too ....... ::)



Remember the Interview when Steven said Bruce showed him his young son Brandon? :D

Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: LurkerNoMore on October 29, 2019, 09:06:59 AM
That stuff doesn't work as well when you are being punched in the mouth.

Everyone is a martial arts expert when their opponent is moving in slow motion and letting the holds be applied.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Darren Avey on October 29, 2019, 10:05:36 AM
If fedor really wants to learn how to fight he needs to ask a bodybuilder
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: wes on October 29, 2019, 10:27:03 AM
Seagal looks like Bela fucking Lugosi these days.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 29, 2019, 11:03:32 AM
Everyone is a martial arts expert when their opponent is moving in slow motion and letting the holds be applied.
Yes, it's called dead training.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: illuminati on October 29, 2019, 11:06:25 AM
If fedor really wants to learn how to fight he needs to ask a bodybuilder

Or Better Still Your Good Self
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: IRON CROSS on October 29, 2019, 12:57:55 PM
If fedor really wants to learn how to fight he needs to ask a bodybuilder


That's not FEDOR !.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Bevo on October 29, 2019, 01:52:12 PM
Remember the Interview when Steven said Bruce showed him his young son Brandon? :D



Yep haha

He got called out on his BS
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Darren Avey on October 29, 2019, 02:48:13 PM
Or Better Still Your Good Self

Yeh baby! Welcome to da top of da food chain
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: hardgainerj on October 29, 2019, 03:28:14 PM
hell of a hair system on segal
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 29, 2019, 03:52:32 PM
Remember the Interview when Steven said Bruce showed him his young son Brandon? :D


How about saying he was personally trained by Ueshiba the founder of Aikido?  Ueshiba was dead before Seagal ever got to Japan.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: IRON CROSS on October 29, 2019, 04:12:50 PM
How about saying he was personally trained by Ueshiba the founder of Aikido?  Ueshiba was dead before Seagal ever got to Japan.


That too, so far he didn't trade mark 'Bushido Code' as his creation.  :D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Fortress on October 29, 2019, 06:11:00 PM
The musty-sweat-smelling blowhard needs to settle down.

Popping up here, there and everywhere to “teach” some fella useless finger-manipulation nonsense or some such.

One of these cats should just plow a fist into his sandwich of a face and be done with it. Perhaps follow up with a kick to his ballbag.

Total sociopath.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 30, 2019, 02:49:09 AM
The musty-sweat-smelling blowhard needs to settle down.

Popping up here, there and everywhere to “teach” some fella useless finger-manipulation nonsense or some such.

One of these cats should just plow a fist into his sandwich of a face and be done with it. Perhaps follow up with a kick to his ballbag.

Total sociopath.
That would be hilarious!  The only reason these real fighters entertain the fat old man is because they are showing respect for their favorite childhood actor.  It's embarrassing to admit but I was a member of the Steven Seagal Fan Club when I was a teenager.  Had a white Steven Seagal t-shirt with a dragon on the back and an official fan member card. :-[
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: falco on October 30, 2019, 03:26:57 AM

That too, so far he didn't trade mark 'Bushido Code' as his creation.  :D

Bullshito maybe...
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: pellius on October 30, 2019, 03:30:21 AM
That would be hilarious!  The only reason these real fighters entertain the fat old man is because they are showing respect for their favorite childhood actor.  It's embarrassing to admit but I was a member of the Steven Seagal Fan Club when I was a teenager.  Had a white Steven Seagal t-shirt with a dragon on the back and an official fan member card. :-[

Although I think he's a tool and Aikido is a worthless Martial Art and he would get his ass kicked by an amateur MMA fighter I did like his early movies. Aikido was the first martial art I study at around 9 years old and watching it was very impressive. Even though I know it's all choreographed like pro wrestling it's still impressive to watch.
And he's one of the few actors that can legit handle a handgun.

I remember when his first movie came out. He was definitely different from the Van Damme, Jeff Speakman, Jackie Chan stuff. A lot more tossing guys around which always looks impressive on film. I love this scene back when he was skinny and had less hair.

Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: falco on October 30, 2019, 03:33:11 AM
If fedor really wants to learn how to fight he needs to ask a bodybuilder

(https://media.giphy.com/media/wYe8R4RCz1uk8/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Kwon on October 30, 2019, 05:24:08 AM
They all allow him to do it for reasons Humble Narcissist already stated.


All of them were members of the Steven Seagal Fan Club when they were younger, rocking the white T-shirt with the dragon on the back.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: IroNat on October 30, 2019, 06:15:33 AM
Aikido...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/1ohIQ60uZDXSE/giphy.gif)

Bodybuilder...

(http://www.robotbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/puny-god.gif)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Kwon on October 30, 2019, 06:28:41 AM
Aikido...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/1ohIQ60uZDXSE/giphy.gif)

Bodybuilder...

(http://www.robotbutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/puny-god.gif)

Darren Avey
(https://moviesfilmsandflix.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/scott-adkins-kick-gif.gif)

Pellius (vs Cheeseburgerafficionado)
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/xUNd9Ve3ZxHb2okT5e/giphy.gif)

Fortress (during the Crusades against the Ottoman Empire)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ThatDesertedIberiannase-size_restricted.gif)

Pumpster (VS Getbig)
(https://external-preview.redd.it/4a7APdVXmhwCuKr5Uw9oBDWNsBmkN2-Kltf4zH3sV9w.gif?width=268&height=140.314136126&s=02e73bad2236f564028a975a9023df184bdd6f68)

IRON CROSS (vs Stinkray)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ForcefulBlushingKronosaurus-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 31, 2019, 03:21:53 AM
They all allow him to do it for reasons Humble Narcissist already stated.


All of them were members of the Steven Seagal Fan Club when they were younger, rocking the white T-shirt with the dragon on the back.

We were an army. ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Kwon on October 31, 2019, 11:47:36 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/06/35/db/0635db548da8c784e23b74b60dd52397--steven-seagal-post-ad.jpg)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Kwon on October 31, 2019, 11:50:50 AM
Here he is teaching Mike Tyson to box!

Title: Re: Steven Seagal teaches Emelianenko how to fight
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 01, 2019, 03:49:13 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/06/35/db/0635db548da8c784e23b74b60dd52397--steven-seagal-post-ad.jpg)
Ahhhhh, the memories.