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Jeff--- 16 weeks from today? we all know what show that is ;)
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Has he applied for pro status with the PDI?
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By nature of his past meth use and resulting delusions, he's already eligible for a FLEX journalist job.
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Has he kicked the habit? :-\
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Has he kicked the habit? :-\
Yes and No.
Tonight he had 10 cents left to his name. He had two options. Send 240 a text message on the nextel, announcing his plans and show date. Or buy 10 cents worth of meth. He chose the former, not the latter.
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Sir Duchaine got banned for calling him "MethFarland".
wasn't there a guy on here named mccrackhead, though?
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McFuckface is totally insane. It is beyond me how someone like that ever got through Physical Therapy school.
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Crackhead was a cool dude.
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I still laugh at the time he killed that hooker and logged on here all paranoid.
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I still laugh at the time he killed that hooker and logged on here all paranoid.
he wasn't 100% certain that she was dead . . . if I recollect correctly, he thought she was going to recover and set her pimp on him.
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Sir Duchaine got banned for calling him "MethFarland".
Trust me dude, I was never banned for ripping apart lifes consistant fuckwit 'McDreamland'
That account was binned by Ron, the reason? ... my swastika avatar lol
Jeffrey, was dealt a nice hand of reality by my bad self, just after the two faced clown had tried to bring me down... and shortly after you had asked him 'if he was still addicted to meth' lmfaooooo
Bollocks to Jeff, those 'swimmers build' demons he harbours cannot be exorcised, THAT my friend, is why he finds solace in his extra curricular 'recreational activities'
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McFarland is cool as hell. I like his style.
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Jeff's a great guy with above average genetics.....I hope he throws himself back into the bodybuilding arena because he has a lot to offer IMO.
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McFarland is a good dude and he owns little tiny bonesacked twats like Sir Duchaine.
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...those 'swimmers build' demons he harbours cannot be exorcised...
I disagree with that assessment. He's starting with a really good frame, but it's up to him to decide what he wants to do with it.
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McFarland is a good dude and he owns little tiny bonesacked twats like Sir Duchaine.
Absolutely.
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Oh heavens Spanky, now you've done it.. you've gone and offended the squad.
One can only hope you'll be able to hold it together, after being barraged mercelessly by hundreds of brutally cheesy one liners from a sum in total of 3 gimmick accounts.
Perhaps after all is said and done and the heinous melting down has occurred (in which of course you threaten to pummel the squad due to the ferocity of their cutting internet insults) you can pick up the pieces and build your online streetcred back up.
RIP Spanky!
Baha
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i heard that McFarland is already back up to squatting 225 deep for a few reps and benching 175 for 3 or 4 so watch out.
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Oh heavens Spanky, now you've done it.. you've gone and offended the squad.
Exactly, I am the only one capable of bringing these idiots oput of retirement, they are nothing more than my meat socks lol
Anyhoo, I direct the above twats to the answer I gave moments ago:
Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeff... where to begin with this?
First of all old boy, if you want to be seen as anything other than the 'full of himself' loser, so desperately trying to deflect attention away from the true reality of his situation, you would be best advised to cut down on the ad hominem insults and stick with the facts
To wit (now take note)
My goodness, I do seem to have ruffled your feathers do I not? what is wrong? are you counting on the fact that some here will not recall the absolute roasting you received after your attempt to compete? No Jeff, lets not go down that road, your memory might now be the sacrificial lamb of your filthy drug habits, you might be able to delude yourself of your lack of any worth as a - geared up to f**k - bodybuilder, but - and if your mind isnt absolutely meth addled - in your demon possessed heart, in your soul, the truth must fucking crucify you
Are you counting on the fact that most here do not know you? that they will not know you fucking live on mega dose gear and - in that context - the above picture/s, rather than afford you any honourable ground, actually reveal you as the desperate, genetically average 'man in the street' you are?
Jeff, you have - as was noted by many folks last year - a swimmers build, accept it and move on
For you to post these pictures and attempt to claim you are some bodybuilding god that knows his shit reveals a lot.
Firstly, and I could care not what you attempt to paint otherwise, I have forgotten more about this game than you will ever know, you are a Mayhem blowhard, again, not an insult, but mere observation based, logically positive conclusion
You, whilst knowing how fucking crucified you have been in this area, have then attempted to vindicate yourself - and your supposed 'knowledge' - with evidence that comprises of what? evidence, jeffrey old chum, that comprises of the same piss poor McFarland swimmers build that saw you receiving the aforementioned crucifixion.
My golly jeffrey, the demons you are wrestling with would seem to run free in that maze of mediocrity you call a mind
The fact that these pictures, far from vindicating you, actually - and as you, in your tormented mental state - bloody well know - compound the awareness on your part that you are a not of the calibre your tormented soul would wish
These are pictures that illustrate all that you hate in yourself, they document all that you hate about your sub par genetics
Christ Jeff, these are pictures that see you in 4th division steroid condition - never mind the mega doses you employ - a condition that wouldnt even win you a regional, and pictures that saw you receiving one of last years classic ownings
The fact is, that these pictures are all you have, well that is - and as you and I know - classic jeffrey mcfarland right there. Jeffrey Mcfarland the eternal meth addict scrabbling around - as usual - in the dirt looking for desperate measures, which in this case, see you passing off an average steroid body as the high level progeny of supposed expertise? shocking jeff, absolutely shocking!
Jeff, cut the bullshit, lets stay with facts rather than your meth haze schoolyard ad hoiminem
Here are a few facts for you:
You are a meth dependant, coke toting, internet nobody. Nobody gives a shit, not even your precious Mayhem, you are their bitch
You love bodybuilding, but are riddled with demons that - on a daily basis - scream at you that which is manifest in your lowly genetic swamp, that being, that you are not, and never will be, a bodybuilder... a fact that crucifies you to your very deluded core, poor diddums
The one area that you are good at - even by my admission - that of show reporting, has gone to shit, why? because you are a meth chugging, coked up loser, again, a fact that - in a moment of pathetic introspection - comes to kick you in the face
Your demons Jeff, no matter how much you contrive to pin this on others here, whether those others are me or whomever? are of your own making. I am simply here having a little fun, you however, are the moron that wishes to deceive people you are that which you are not, and hey, why would your desire to deceive people come as a shock to those of us that know you? well, it doesnt come as a shock Jeff, you think nothing of deceiving others if it means some degree of warped catharsis for your implike consciousness, after all jeffrey, you think nothing of deceiving yourself, as is evident here on a daily basis
Of what fucking concern is the next person to you? f**k all, again, a sad reflection of your self loathing, junkie mindset
Of course, feel free to refute the above, I mean Jeff, maybe you are bulletproof? maybe I have this game of life all wrong? maybe functional, self respecting individuals are all 'meth head, attention whores'... is that right? or could it perhaps be, that you, jeffrey McFarland... are a dysfunctional clown?
Oh and, feel free to come back with more nonsense insults about scat, more crappy rap lyrics, more copy and pasted philosophy, or indeed any other manner of piss poor playground rubbish, honestly jeff, such wit really does cut me to the quick
Goodnight jeffrey, be sure to not close your eyes, the monster is not on the outside, but you already know that though.. dont you?
Good evening Jeffrey
Sir Duchaine, the superior to you English gent
LOL, you clown
Yep, thats right, I am soooooo looking forward to Jeffrey bringing - AS HE PROMISED IN THE THREAD FROM WHICH THE ABOVE QUOTE IS TAKEN - Olympia level conditioning and some serious size
Yeah right, the latter he has not the genetics got, and the former? well sadly, this is a guy whos genetics are only matched by his technical ability in this area
Anything less would be the product of a fourth division steroid cretin, a somnambulant fool incapable of achieving anything else (as per my points above)
Jeffers, look in the mirror, each beautiful fractal offering unadulterated vindication of my views
EACH FUCKING ONE
Such a shame LOL
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I disagree with that assessment. He's starting with a really good frame, but it's up to him to decide what he wants to do with it.
Yes Tre, thats 'obviously' correct, Jeff has a swimmers frame that [if he so decides] he can 'obviously' add pounds of thick muscle to... at whim no less
LOL, tell us Tre, when did the writers of the Twilight Zone start writing for FLEX?
Jesus black man, put the pipe down and get back to sniffing the gussets of muscle sluts
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hahahaha, "somnambulant fool".
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even tho we a disagreement on hi board way back I like jeff.
I like his enthuasiam for bb́ng and in the end arent we supposed to be a fraternity whether your the size of Mower, fat like goodrum, fucked in the head like me or huge like ronnie
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Exactly, I am the only one capable of bringing these idiots oput of retirement, they are nothing more than my meat socks lol
Anyhoo, I direct the above twats to the answer I gave moments ago:
Yep, thats right, I am soooooo looking forward to Jeffrey bringing - AS HE PROMISED IN THE THREAD FROM WHICH THE ABOVE QUOTE IS TAKEN - Olympia level conditioning and some serious size
Yeah right, the latter he has not the genetics got, and the former? well sadly, this is a guy whos genetics are only matched by his technical ability in this area
Anything less would be the product of a fourth division steroid cretin, a somnambulant fool incapable of achieving anything else (as per my points above)
Jeffers, look in the mirror, each beautiful fractal offering unadulterated vindication of my views
EACH FUCKING ONE
Such a shame LOL
With Good Nutrition, ...Good Things Happen!
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damn spanky you really take this shit seriously lol oh brother
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damn spanky you really take this shit seriously lol oh brother
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LOL, coming from the 'man' with the 'Oroborous like' Levrone thread, I must say that the above post is the best piece of irony I have ever heard
Jesus Earl, just when we think you cant surpass yourself... you do
Hurrah!!
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McFuckface is totally insane. It is beyond me how someone like that ever got through Physical Therapy school.
He became a meth addict after that.
He's highly functional, just that meth is his one vice.
Until he sees that it's tearing him down, he won't ever receive treatment for it.
He's a real dichotomy like that, proof that it doesn't matter how intelligent you are, you can still be an addict.
DIV
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What is the purpose of bringing his problems up? You idiots are just hating on him to make yourself look intelligent. Division you act like you know him personally, ::)
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What is the purpose of bringing his problems up? You idiots are just hating on him to make yourself look intelligent. Division you act like you know him personally, ::)
I know "enough".
I'm not hating at all. He's a smart guy, just alot of demons.
He's a tortured soul.
DIV
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Well he's told me that he hates when people bring that up. I'd like to see him back posting here.
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He informed about a Squad membership via pm a while ago.
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He informed about a Squad membership via pm a while ago.
ahh...so you are saying he is a dork?...I was not aware of that.
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You are skating on thin ice "gtbro1".
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You are skating on thin ice "gtbro1".
LMFAO...ok MARS whatever you say.
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Well he's told me that he hates when people bring that up. I'd like to see him back posting here.
I never wanted him to leave.
But people are going to give him shit about the meth.
There's no getting away from that.
The cat is out of the bag.
DIV
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That is the thing around here...people can easily hide behind a screen name and give everyone grief over personal issues...
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That is the thing around here...people can easily hide behind a screen name and give everyone grief over personal issues...
Yeah, and I am fucking sure you would be first in line to give Crystal Jeth the most moist of sloppy blow jobs
Jesus, if you are going to try and take the moral high ground, at least pick someone other than the purse snatching, 'cocks for rocks' clown that is Jeffers McFeffers
You stupid cunt
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Yeah, and I am fucking sure you would be first in line to give Crystal Jeth the most moist of sloppy blow jobs
Jesus, if you are going to try and take the moral high ground, at least pick someone other than the purse snatching, 'cocks for rocks' clown that is Jeffers McFeffers
You stupid cunt
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hahahaha you are retarded.I never said anything about taking the moral high ground. I was saying that this place is full of jackasses that will jump on someone over personal issues that have nothing to do with bodybuilding while they hide behind a screen name...I couldn't care less how moral it is...make fun of whomever you want.. This is only a message board dipshit...lighten up. :-*
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You are skating on thin ice "gtbro1".
and you have sex with little boys
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and you have sex with little boys
MARS and "THE SQUAD" ARE little boys.
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and you have sex with little boys
That comes from a guy with a skinny negro music samples steeling bitch in his avatar haha.
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hahahaha you are retarded.I never said anything about taking the moral high ground. I was saying that this place is full of jackasses that will jump on someone over personal issues that have nothing to do with bodybuilding while they hide behind a screen name...I couldn't care less how moral it is...make fun of whomever you want.. This is only a message board dipshit...lighten up. :-*
MELTDOWN
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and you have sex with little boys
Piss off you coon
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MELTDOWN
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LMFAO...nope sorry far from it. I think this is a case of the pot calling the kettle black.Yeah, and I am fucking sure you would be first in line to give Crystal Jeth the most moist of sloppy blow jobs
Jesus, if you are going to try and take the moral high ground, at least pick someone other than the purse snatching, 'cocks for rocks' clown that is Jeffers McFeffers
You stupid cunt
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Piss off you coon
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hmmm someone sounds a tad bit upset.
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hmmm someone sounds a tad bit upset.
Listen Golly:
get in your boat, and start fucking rowing
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Listen Golly:
get in your boat, and start fucking rowing
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hahaha...you suck.
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Piss off you coon
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fuck you noodle dick
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Yeah, and I am fucking sure you would be first in line to give Crystal Jeth the most moist of sloppy blow jobs
Jesus, if you are going to try and take the moral high ground, at least pick someone other than the purse snatching, 'cocks for rocks' clown that is Jeffers McFeffers
You stupid cunt
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hahahahaha, "cocks for rocks", LOL.
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hahahahaha, "cocks for rocks", LOL.
:-X
DIV
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How's Jeff's wife doing?
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I find it funny that so many would blast someone for meth considering the amount of supplements people use here.
Meth is pretty bad stuff, hopefully he's gotten help.
He was a little to cut and pastey for me to read so it doesn't matter at all.
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Piss off you coon
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Watch what you write.
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Watch what you write.
Are you implying he made that post blindfolded?
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Are you implying he made that post blindfolded?
;D Not quite.
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http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=67266
Jeff--- 16 weeks from today? we all know what show that is ;)
Jeff had one of the most enjoyable threads ever back on Mayhem when he was getting ready for his first show. He lived with a pro, Mike Morris and trained with Gary Strydom a little...he looked really good while gettin ready. That being said to even imply that he could do a pro qualifier is pushing it a little, don't you think? He needs to add a ton of mass before he could compete at this level. I don't know a thing about his personal problems, don't really care to either. What he does is his buisness but he seemed to be sesible enough to realize that he needed alot of time before he went to the next level.
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Watch what you write.
Explain?
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