Author Topic: McFarland is coming back?!?!?! (Read 12263 times)

240 is Back · « **on:** April 21, 2006, 09:01:11 PM »

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=67266

Jeff--- 16 weeks from today? we all know what show that is

Tre · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2006, 09:22:57 PM »

Has he applied for pro status with the PDI?

240 is Back · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2006, 09:45:39 PM »

By nature of his past meth use and resulting delusions, he's already eligible for a FLEX journalist job.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2006, 10:00:49 PM »

Has he kicked the habit? $:-\$

240 is Back · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2006, 10:04:53 PM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on April 21, 2006, 10:00:49 PM

Has he kicked the habit? $:-\$

Yes and No.

Tonight he had 10 cents left to his name. He had two options. Send 240 a text message on the nextel, announcing his plans and show date. Or buy 10 cents worth of meth. He chose the former, not the latter.

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2006, 11:42:51 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on April 21, 2006, 11:35:22 PM

Sir Duchaine got banned for calling him "MethFarland".

wasn't there a guy on here named mccrackhead, though?

brianX · « **Reply #6 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:08:20 AM »

McFuckface is totally insane. It is beyond me how someone like that ever got through Physical Therapy school.

Mars · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:09:46 AM »

Crackhead was a cool dude.

Billy Rosewood · « **Reply #8 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:29:56 AM »

I still laugh at the time he killed that hooker and logged on here all paranoid.

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #9 on:** April 22, 2006, 01:31:44 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rosewood on April 22, 2006, 01:29:56 AM

I still laugh at the time he killed that hooker and logged on here all paranoid.

he wasn't 100% certain that she was dead . . . if I recollect correctly, he thought she was going to recover and set her pimp on him.

SpankyCapone · « **Reply #10 on:** April 22, 2006, 04:38:26 AM »

Quote from: Matt C on April 21, 2006, 11:35:22 PM

Sir Duchaine got banned for calling him "MethFarland".

Trust me dude, I was never banned for ripping apart lifes consistant fuckwit 'McDreamland'

That account was binned by Ron, the reason? ... my swastika avatar lol

Jeffrey, was dealt a nice hand of reality by my bad self, just after the two faced clown had tried to bring me down... and shortly after you had asked him 'if he was still addicted to meth' lmfaooooo

Bollocks to Jeff, those 'swimmers build' demons he harbours cannot be exorcised, THAT my friend, is why he finds solace in his extra curricular 'recreational activities'

With Good Nutrition, ...Good Things Happen!

This posting is © by
Dan Duchaine, 2006

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #11 on:** April 22, 2006, 06:08:15 AM »

McFarland is cool as hell. I like his style.

warchild · « **Reply #12 on:** April 22, 2006, 06:32:02 AM »

Jeff's a great guy with above average genetics.....I hope he throws himself back into the bodybuilding arena because he has a lot to offer IMO.

sarcasm · « **Reply #13 on:** April 22, 2006, 06:46:35 AM »

McFarland is a good dude and he owns little tiny bonesacked twats like Sir Duchaine.

Tre · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2006, 06:49:10 AM »

Quote from: SpankyCapone on April 22, 2006, 04:38:26 AM

...those 'swimmers build' demons he harbours cannot be exorcised...

I disagree with that assessment. He's starting with a really good frame, but it's up to him to decide what he wants to do with it.

Mars · « **Reply #15 on:** April 22, 2006, 06:53:28 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 22, 2006, 06:46:35 AM

McFarland is a good dude and he owns little tiny bonesacked twats like Sir Duchaine.

Absolutely.

rocket · « **Reply #16 on:** April 22, 2006, 07:00:59 AM »

Oh heavens Spanky, now you've done it.. you've gone and offended the squad.

One can only hope you'll be able to hold it together, after being barraged mercelessly by hundreds of brutally cheesy one liners from a sum in total of 3 gimmick accounts.

Perhaps after all is said and done and the heinous melting down has occurred (in which of course you threaten to pummel the squad due to the ferocity of their cutting internet insults) you can pick up the pieces and build your online streetcred back up.

RIP Spanky!

Baha

sarcasm · « **Reply #17 on:** April 22, 2006, 07:02:24 AM »

i heard that McFarland is already back up to squatting 225 deep for a few reps and benching 175 for 3 or 4 so watch out.

SpankyCapone · « **Reply #18 on:** April 22, 2006, 07:39:30 AM »

Quote from: rocket on April 22, 2006, 07:00:59 AM

Oh heavens Spanky, now you've done it.. you've gone and offended the squad.

Exactly, I am the only one capable of bringing these idiots oput of retirement, they are nothing more than my meat socks lol

Anyhoo, I direct the above twats to the answer I gave moments ago:

Quote

Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeff... where to begin with this?

First of all old boy, if you want to be seen as anything other than the 'full of himself' loser, so desperately trying to deflect attention away from the true reality of his situation, you would be best advised to cut down on the ad hominem insults and stick with the facts

To wit (now take note)

My goodness, I do seem to have ruffled your feathers do I not? what is wrong? are you counting on the fact that some here will not recall the absolute roasting you received after your attempt to compete? No Jeff, lets not go down that road, your memory might now be the sacrificial lamb of your filthy drug habits, you might be able to delude yourself of your lack of any worth as a - geared up to f**k - bodybuilder, but - and if your mind isnt absolutely meth addled - in your demon possessed heart, in your soul, the truth must fucking crucify you

Are you counting on the fact that most here do not know you? that they will not know you fucking live on mega dose gear and - in that context - the above picture/s, rather than afford you any honourable ground, actually reveal you as the desperate, genetically average 'man in the street' you are?

Jeff, you have - as was noted by many folks last year - a swimmers build, accept it and move on

For you to post these pictures and attempt to claim you are some bodybuilding god that knows his shit reveals a lot.

Firstly, and I could care not what you attempt to paint otherwise, I have forgotten more about this game than you will ever know, you are a Mayhem blowhard, again, not an insult, but mere observation based, logically positive conclusion

You, whilst knowing how fucking crucified you have been in this area, have then attempted to vindicate yourself - and your supposed 'knowledge' - with evidence that comprises of what? evidence, jeffrey old chum, that comprises of the same piss poor McFarland swimmers build that saw you receiving the aforementioned crucifixion.

My golly jeffrey, the demons you are wrestling with would seem to run free in that maze of mediocrity you call a mind

The fact that these pictures, far from vindicating you, actually - and as you, in your tormented mental state - bloody well know - compound the awareness on your part that you are a not of the calibre your tormented soul would wish

These are pictures that illustrate all that you hate in yourself, they document all that you hate about your sub par genetics
Christ Jeff, these are pictures that see you in 4th division steroid condition - never mind the mega doses you employ - a condition that wouldnt even win you a regional, and pictures that saw you receiving one of last years classic ownings

The fact is, that these pictures are all you have, well that is - and as you and I know - classic jeffrey mcfarland right there. Jeffrey Mcfarland the eternal meth addict scrabbling around - as usual - in the dirt looking for desperate measures, which in this case, see you passing off an average steroid body as the high level progeny of supposed expertise? shocking jeff, absolutely shocking!

Jeff, cut the bullshit, lets stay with facts rather than your meth haze schoolyard ad hoiminem

Here are a few facts for you:

You are a meth dependant, coke toting, internet nobody. Nobody gives a shit, not even your precious Mayhem, you are their bitch
You love bodybuilding, but are riddled with demons that - on a daily basis - scream at you that which is manifest in your lowly genetic swamp, that being, that you are not, and never will be, a bodybuilder... a fact that crucifies you to your very deluded core, poor diddums
The one area that you are good at - even by my admission - that of show reporting, has gone to shit, why? because you are a meth chugging, coked up loser, again, a fact that - in a moment of pathetic introspection - comes to kick you in the face

Your demons Jeff, no matter how much you contrive to pin this on others here, whether those others are me or whomever? are of your own making. I am simply here having a little fun, you however, are the moron that wishes to deceive people you are that which you are not, and hey, why would your desire to deceive people come as a shock to those of us that know you? well, it doesnt come as a shock Jeff, you think nothing of deceiving others if it means some degree of warped catharsis for your implike consciousness, after all jeffrey, you think nothing of deceiving yourself, as is evident here on a daily basis

Of what fucking concern is the next person to you? f**k all, again, a sad reflection of your self loathing, junkie mindset

Of course, feel free to refute the above, I mean Jeff, maybe you are bulletproof? maybe I have this game of life all wrong? maybe functional, self respecting individuals are all 'meth head, attention whores'... is that right? or could it perhaps be, that you, jeffrey McFarland... are a dysfunctional clown?

Oh and, feel free to come back with more nonsense insults about scat, more crappy rap lyrics, more copy and pasted philosophy, or indeed any other manner of piss poor playground rubbish, honestly jeff, such wit really does cut me to the quick

Goodnight jeffrey, be sure to not close your eyes, the monster is not on the outside, but you already know that though.. dont you?

Good evening Jeffrey

Sir Duchaine, the superior to you English gent

LOL, you clown

Yep, thats right, I am soooooo looking forward to Jeffrey bringing - AS HE PROMISED IN THE THREAD FROM WHICH THE ABOVE QUOTE IS TAKEN - Olympia level conditioning and some serious size

Yeah right, the latter he has not the genetics got, and the former? well sadly, this is a guy whos genetics are only matched by his technical ability in this area

Anything less would be the product of a fourth division steroid cretin, a somnambulant fool incapable of achieving anything else (as per my points above)

Jeffers, look in the mirror, each beautiful fractal offering unadulterated vindication of my views

EACH FUCKING ONE

Such a shame LOL

With Good Nutrition, ...Good Things Happen!

This posting is © by
Dan Duchaine, 2006

SpankyCapone · « **Reply #19 on:** April 22, 2006, 07:44:41 AM »

Quote from: Tre on April 22, 2006, 06:49:10 AM

I disagree with that assessment. He's starting with a really good frame, but it's up to him to decide what he wants to do with it.

Yes Tre, thats 'obviously' correct, Jeff has a swimmers frame that [if he so decides] he can 'obviously' add pounds of thick muscle to... at whim no less

LOL, tell us Tre, when did the writers of the Twilight Zone start writing for FLEX?

Jesus black man, put the pipe down and get back to sniffing the gussets of muscle sluts

With Good Nutrition, ...Good Things Happen!

This posting is © by
Dan Duchaine, 2006

sarcasm · « **Reply #20 on:** April 22, 2006, 07:45:50 AM »

hahahaha, "somnambulant fool".

Milly2Pac · « **Reply #21 on:** April 22, 2006, 08:07:48 AM »

even tho we a disagreement on hi board way back I like jeff.

I like his enthuasiam for bbìng and in the end arent we supposed to be a fraternity whether your the size of Mower, fat like goodrum, fucked in the head like me or huge like ronnie

Earl1972 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 22, 2006, 09:36:00 AM »

Quote from: SpankyCapone on April 22, 2006, 07:39:30 AM

Exactly, I am the only one capable of bringing these idiots oput of retirement, they are nothing more than my meat socks lol

Anyhoo, I direct the above twats to the answer I gave moments ago:

Yep, thats right, I am soooooo looking forward to Jeffrey bringing - AS HE PROMISED IN THE THREAD FROM WHICH THE ABOVE QUOTE IS TAKEN - Olympia level conditioning and some serious size

Yeah right, the latter he has not the genetics got, and the former? well sadly, this is a guy whos genetics are only matched by his technical ability in this area

Anything less would be the product of a fourth division steroid cretin, a somnambulant fool incapable of achieving anything else (as per my points above)

Jeffers, look in the mirror, each beautiful fractal offering unadulterated vindication of my views

EACH FUCKING ONE

Such a shame LOL

With Good Nutrition, ...Good Things Happen!

This posting is © by
Dan Duchaine, 2006

damn spanky you really take this shit seriously lol oh brother

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SpankyCapone · « **Reply #23 on:** April 22, 2006, 09:43:01 AM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on April 22, 2006, 09:36:00 AM

damn spanky you really take this shit seriously lol oh brother

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LOL, coming from the 'man' with the 'Oroborous like' Levrone thread, I must say that the above post is the best piece of irony I have ever heard

Jesus Earl, just when we think you cant surpass yourself... you do

Hurrah!!

With Good Nutrition, ...Good Things Happen!

This posting is © by
Dan Duchaine, 2006

DIVISION · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2006, 02:41:17 AM »

Quote from: brianX on April 22, 2006, 01:08:20 AM

McFuckface is totally insane. It is beyond me how someone like that ever got through Physical Therapy school.

He became a meth addict after that.

He's highly functional, just that meth is his one vice.

Until he sees that it's tearing him down, he won't ever receive treatment for it.

He's a real dichotomy like that, proof that it doesn't matter how intelligent you are, you can still be an addict.

DIV