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Title: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: IroNat on August 09, 2025, 06:31:22 PM
 :o

Nelly Furtado, 47, rocks ruffled hotpants and quirky boots at Boardmasters Festival in Cornwall

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14986183/Nelly-Furtado-47-puts-leggy-display-ruffled-hotpants-Boardmasters-Festival-Cornwall.html

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/09/23/101073651-14986183-image-a-52_1754778251759.jpg)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: tacobender on August 09, 2025, 06:32:18 PM
She’s 8 weeks out
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: njflex on August 09, 2025, 06:33:53 PM
Lunch trey brewers sister
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Henda on August 09, 2025, 06:38:16 PM
Disgusting fat pig
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Hulkotron on August 09, 2025, 06:39:12 PM
That's a bit much.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: CalorieKing on August 09, 2025, 06:40:25 PM
Disgusting fat pig

100% , used to be so hot
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: DanzigBrah on August 09, 2025, 06:47:48 PM
That bird is too fat to fly
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Henda on August 09, 2025, 07:14:22 PM
100% , used to be so hot

She was mate, why the fuck she did that to herself I’ll never understand
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Lartinos on August 09, 2025, 07:15:24 PM
She’s got Sanford .. and Son back there.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: old_lifter on August 09, 2025, 07:46:55 PM
Cover that shit up, we shouldn’t be subjected to these obese slobs
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Skeletor on August 09, 2025, 09:02:59 PM
Right up Kwon's alley?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: AbrahamG on August 09, 2025, 09:15:00 PM
A fat bitch without tits.  Nothing worse except a fat bitch without tits who smokes.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Flexacon on August 09, 2025, 10:13:35 PM
I'm not into fat chicks, but I'd be all over that.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on August 09, 2025, 10:57:49 PM
She seems to be proud having become so groteskly fat, and she's only 47. Imagine what she will look like in ten years

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/09/20/101071851-0-image-a-3_1754769422899.jpg)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: galain on August 09, 2025, 10:58:44 PM
i'm not sure I'd say she's 'rocking' anything.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: rick doot on August 10, 2025, 12:03:35 AM
i'm not sure I'd say she's 'rocking' anything.

The foundations of the stage.

Big dumper of peace.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 10, 2025, 12:11:38 AM
Why is it so hard for people to not stuff their faces with food?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 10, 2025, 03:55:05 AM
Would love to see Furtado and Carano in a BBW faceoff! Just str8 up scissoring covered in baby oil
#flylikeabird #eatlikeahorse
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: funk51 on August 10, 2025, 04:28:21 AM
 What's her squat ?  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: MAXX on August 10, 2025, 04:32:59 AM
that's not curvy that's just plain fat

and that stretched skin will not bounce back in a good way if she drops all that lard
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on August 10, 2025, 04:40:15 AM
She must have a black feeder boyfriend. Who else could like such a deformed body?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: joswift on August 10, 2025, 06:35:16 AM
(https://imgix.bustle.com/wmag/2017/04/04/58e3b577d044814851cb167e_GettyImages-105707951_master.jpg?w=760&h=1250&fit=crop&crop=faces)


gross greedy fucking pig
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 10, 2025, 07:09:29 AM
 :-X   :-X
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: King Shizzo on August 10, 2025, 10:22:26 AM
i'm not sure I'd say she's 'rocking' anything.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: IroNat on August 10, 2025, 10:24:30 AM
(https://imgix.bustle.com/wmag/2017/04/04/58e3b577d044814851cb167e_GettyImages-105707951_master.jpg?w=760&h=1250&fit=crop&crop=faces)


gross greedy fucking pig

Glands.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Henda on August 10, 2025, 10:29:11 AM
Looks a bit like that horrible fat darkie lizzo at first glance
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Phantom Spunker on August 10, 2025, 10:35:42 AM
Oof, I must admit, I do love a fat ethnic. At least she's just giant and smooth all over like an over-stuffed sausage; not like some pasty-white Brit tart with bingo wings and a beach-ball stomach. I wouldn't go to dinner with her but I would sneak into the fat pig's hotel room late at night.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: King Shizzo on August 10, 2025, 10:37:40 AM
Looks a bit like that horrible fat darkie lizzo at first glance
I read that fast....phew
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: oldschoolfan on August 10, 2025, 11:50:43 AM
:o

Nelly Furtado, 47, rocks ruffled hotpants and quirky boots at Boardmasters Festival in Cornwall

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14986183/Nelly-Furtado-47-puts-leggy-display-ruffled-hotpants-Boardmasters-Festival-Cornwall.html

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/09/23/101073651-14986183-image-a-52_1754778251759.jpg)


omg she looks terrible  she must really need money if she shows up looking like that
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 10, 2025, 11:54:08 AM
Smelly Fur-turd-doodoo
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Flexacon on August 10, 2025, 11:56:31 AM
Looks a bit like that horrible fat darkie lizzo at first glance

So at second glance, it's a yes?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Henda on August 10, 2025, 12:46:40 PM
So at second glance, it's a yes?

Haha even if I could muster up the desire I doubt my cocks big enough to do owt with that fat cunt too much blubber to penetrate
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: hardgainerj on August 10, 2025, 02:19:20 PM
:o

Nelly Furtado, 47, rocks ruffled hotpants and quirky boots at Boardmasters Festival in Cornwall

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14986183/Nelly-Furtado-47-puts-leggy-display-ruffled-hotpants-Boardmasters-Festival-Cornwall.html

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/08/09/23/101073651-14986183-image-a-52_1754778251759.jpg)
it would be amazing penetrating her at that size
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: dj181 on August 10, 2025, 02:35:53 PM
She’s got Sanford and Son back there..

Hahahahaha

Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: deadz on August 10, 2025, 02:44:37 PM
I would hose her down, throw some baby powder on her croth and get to work.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Sandrock on August 10, 2025, 08:12:40 PM
She went full fattardo
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: tacobender on August 10, 2025, 09:01:53 PM
She went full fattardo
it was her and carano that fought over my warm churro
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on August 10, 2025, 10:09:42 PM
She is midget sized 5 ft 2 or 158 cm
Years ago she looked normal

(https://i2.wp.com/lh5.googleusercontent.com/-hGxzf0ZF7Zg/U92pOq0FbKI/AAAAAAAABJ8/qQipyMjdu7E/w500/nelly-furtado-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini-01.jpg)

Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: obsidian on August 11, 2025, 12:43:27 AM
I had to look up her younger photos. Yes, she became a train wreck. Aging sucks!

(https://wwd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/NellyFurtado-2001.jpg?w=621)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: obsidian on August 11, 2025, 12:44:33 AM
:-X   :-X
I did not see this earlier. Wow that almost looks impossible. Oh well, if she's happy with herself who cares?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: falco on August 11, 2025, 01:35:54 AM
Taking into account she is fat, her legs look "good", as in no visible cellulite.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on August 11, 2025, 02:40:23 AM
Right up Kwon's alley?

YES!

(https://i.redd.it/luw8evv98dic1.gif)

(https://i.redd.it/6syp1vgxl7sb1.gif)

(https://i.redd.it/76gc1o7snutc1.gif)

(https://preview.redd.it/nelly-furtado-45-v0-zp8zh9jsbb7d1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5c146dd819a2fca6bf92cf1ed749d1b5ce950626)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: wes on August 11, 2025, 03:45:07 AM
Holy shit,she hit the wall hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111   :(
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: unwieldy on August 11, 2025, 03:58:39 AM
:-X   :-X
She went from a nearly perfect specimen to a full-on land-whale. Brutal.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 11, 2025, 07:41:00 AM
I had to look up her younger photos. Yes, she became a train wreck. Aging sucks!

(https://wwd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/NellyFurtado-2001.jpg?w=621)
Aging plus a 5000/day calorie diet.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 11, 2025, 07:42:02 AM
Holy shit,she hit the buffet hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111   :(

Fixed!
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: falco on August 11, 2025, 07:48:49 AM
YES!

(https://i.redd.it/6syp1vgxl7sb1.gif)


Notice the two abominations at the end of the gif..

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaW92OXR0em0xNDc2amY3dWp3cTFrbnZ1azJpZ2x4MjZ5M2oyNDVtNiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/EiCQzmzE5HLaw/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 11, 2025, 07:50:13 AM
^^^ Joy Reid needed the work.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Hulkotron on August 11, 2025, 07:50:29 AM
Looks great in the three-dimensional Kwon gif above, took it a bit too far.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 11, 2025, 07:52:05 AM
Looks great in the three-dimensional Kwon gif above, took it a bit too far.
I'm sure she isn't done yet.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Brenda Steunbeer on August 11, 2025, 07:59:21 AM
Ticket buyers to her concerts should be compensated and receive mental care for the trauma
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: rick doot on August 11, 2025, 08:11:01 AM
I'm like a turd, I always flush away...
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 11, 2025, 09:08:13 AM
What would she do for a Klondike bar  ???
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: oldschoolfan on August 11, 2025, 10:03:47 AM
i would sit on this fat whores face and go

" your on a  ass eating  diet you fat whore theres less calories in there now eat up "
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Kwon on August 11, 2025, 04:25:50 PM
She's not as Thicc as these

Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: tom joad on August 11, 2025, 04:32:19 PM
maybe she doesn’t train for cuts?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Methyl m1ke on August 11, 2025, 05:54:18 PM
She was always a fatty disguised as a cute skinny woman with perky tits. They aint so perky no more. Did she have kids or something?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Rambone on August 11, 2025, 05:59:33 PM
maybe she doesn’t train for cuts?

No high reps?
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 12, 2025, 12:26:53 AM
She was always a fatty disguised as a cute skinny woman with perky tits. They aint so perky no more. Did she have kids or something?
No, she just eats like a pregnant woman.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: oldschoolfan on August 12, 2025, 09:40:34 AM
Ticket buyers to her concerts should be compensated and receive mental care for the trauma

i know madonna is a skank now but at least she stayed in shape for most of her career  janet jackson as well.  sade was smokin for many years
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Donny on August 12, 2025, 09:43:47 AM
i know madonna is a skank now but at least she stayed in shape for most of her career  janet jackson as well.  sade was smokin for many years
Madonna has a wrecked body & is a drug addict. do your research
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 13, 2025, 07:45:23 AM
Madonna has a wrecked body & is a drug addict. do your research
Definitely vitamin D deficient as well.
Title: Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
Post by: Methyl m1ke on August 13, 2025, 10:27:20 AM
Haha even if I could muster up the desire I doubt my cocks big enough to do owt with that fat cunt too much blubber to penetrate

We really need a way to gauge her flexibility before deciding