Author Topic: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)  (Read 2570 times)

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2025, 10:29:11 AM »
Looks a bit like that horrible fat darkie lizzo at first glance

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2025, 10:35:42 AM »
Oof, I must admit, I do love a fat ethnic. At least she's just giant and smooth all over like an over-stuffed sausage; not like some pasty-white Brit tart with bingo wings and a beach-ball stomach. I wouldn't go to dinner with her but I would sneak into the fat pig's hotel room late at night.

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2025, 10:37:40 AM »
Looks a bit like that horrible fat darkie lizzo at first glance
I read that fast....phew

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2025, 11:50:43 AM »
:o

Nelly Furtado, 47, rocks ruffled hotpants and quirky boots at Boardmasters Festival in Cornwall

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14986183/Nelly-Furtado-47-puts-leggy-display-ruffled-hotpants-Boardmasters-Festival-Cornwall.html




omg she looks terrible  she must really need money if she shows up looking like that

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2025, 11:54:08 AM »
Smelly Fur-turd-doodoo

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2025, 11:56:31 AM »
Looks a bit like that horrible fat darkie lizzo at first glance

So at second glance, it's a yes?

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #31 on: August 10, 2025, 12:46:40 PM »
So at second glance, it's a yes?

Haha even if I could muster up the desire I doubt my cocks big enough to do owt with that fat cunt too much blubber to penetrate

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #32 on: August 10, 2025, 02:19:20 PM »
:o

Nelly Furtado, 47, rocks ruffled hotpants and quirky boots at Boardmasters Festival in Cornwall

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14986183/Nelly-Furtado-47-puts-leggy-display-ruffled-hotpants-Boardmasters-Festival-Cornwall.html


it would be amazing penetrating her at that size

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #33 on: August 10, 2025, 02:35:53 PM »
She’s got Sanford and Son back there..

Hahahahaha


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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2025, 02:44:37 PM »
I would hose her down, throw some baby powder on her croth and get to work.
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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #35 on: August 10, 2025, 08:12:40 PM »
She went full fattardo

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2025, 09:01:53 PM »
She went full fattardo
it was her and carano that fought over my warm churro

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #37 on: August 10, 2025, 10:09:42 PM »
She is midget sized 5 ft 2 or 158 cm
Years ago she looked normal




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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #38 on: August 11, 2025, 12:43:27 AM »
I had to look up her younger photos. Yes, she became a train wreck. Aging sucks!


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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #39 on: August 11, 2025, 12:44:33 AM »
:-X   :-X
I did not see this earlier. Wow that almost looks impossible. Oh well, if she's happy with herself who cares?

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #40 on: August 11, 2025, 01:35:54 AM »
Taking into account she is fat, her legs look "good", as in no visible cellulite.

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #41 on: August 11, 2025, 02:40:23 AM »
Q

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2025, 03:45:07 AM »
Holy shit,she hit the wall hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111   :(

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #43 on: August 11, 2025, 03:58:39 AM »
:-X   :-X
She went from a nearly perfect specimen to a full-on land-whale. Brutal.

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2025, 07:41:00 AM »
I had to look up her younger photos. Yes, she became a train wreck. Aging sucks!


Aging plus a 5000/day calorie diet.

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2025, 07:42:02 AM »
Holy shit,she hit the buffet hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111   :(

Fixed!

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2025, 07:48:49 AM »
YES!




Notice the two abominations at the end of the gif..



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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2025, 07:50:13 AM »
^^^ Joy Reid needed the work.

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2025, 07:50:29 AM »
Looks great in the three-dimensional Kwon gif above, took it a bit too far.

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Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2025, 07:52:05 AM »
Looks great in the three-dimensional Kwon gif above, took it a bit too far.
I'm sure she isn't done yet.