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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Man of Steel on June 30, 2006, 01:39:07 PM
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Some I'm finishing a nasty set of seated calf raises when I look over and notice a random moron wearin a tank and karate pants moving into the free weight area carrying a monster gym bag. He parks his huge bag of shit in front of crowded mirror wall and takes a japanese logo'd bandana that he ties around his forehead. Next came his nunchucka things that he twirled around for a couple minutes before finally began to do jump spin kicks in the mirror. He was doin pretty good until about the 6th kick when the end of his foot grazed the edge of the squat cage next to him while in mid-spin and he fell on his ass and hit his head on the bench behind him. After damn near pissing myself with laughter, I shook my head and moved to standing calf raises. I noticed that after a few more dazed minutes he packed his shit and left AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Epic karate master delusions!!!!
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For some reason I picture Jean Claude in No Retreat,No Surrender.
And if your calf raises were as "nasty" as you say, you wouldn't have the breath to laugh.
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bwaaaaaahahahahaha!!!! BRUTAL FOCUS!!
I didn't know "danielson" trained at your gym ;D
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I hate those guys that come in the gym and between sets they throw a few elbows, puches or kicks!! Wankers >:(
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HAHA classic :D
But next time you should go and say hi to sarcasm,I heard he is friendly to getbig members ;D
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Sarcasm destroys everyone in the gym that's for sure.
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oh man, that's so awesome!
I haven't heard a story like that in minutes! ::)
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Van Damme looks drunk in that photo
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Sarcasm destroys everyone in the gym that's for sure.
Yes Mars, Sarcasm is a juggernaut in the gym!!
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bwaaaaaahahahahaha!!!! BRUTAL FOCUS!!
I didn't know "danielson" trained at your gym ;D
I've heard he sucks off trainers behind it.
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hahaha, you should have put an ankle lock on him and made him tap out, MOS. hahaha
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hahaha, you should have put an ankle lock on him and made him tap out, MOS. hahaha
AHAHAHAAH!!!! Yes Showstoppa, I also considered a savage Garvin Stomp after he ate it on the ground!
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Some I'm finishing a nasty set of seated calf raises when I look over and notice a random moron wearing a tank and karate pants moving into the free weight area carrying a monster gym bag. He parks his huge bag of shit in front of crowded mirror wall and takes a japanese logo'd bandana that he ties around his forehead. Next came his nunchucka things that he twirled around for a couple minutes before finally began to do jump spin kicks in the mirror. He was doin pretty good until about the 6th kick when the end of his foot grazed the edge of the squat cage next to him while in mid-spin and he fell on his ass and hit his head on the bench behind him. After damn near pissing myself with laughter, I shook my head and moved to standing calf raises. I noticed that after a few more dazed minutes he packed his shit and left AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Epic karate master delusions!!!!
O man this must be the brother of the toolbox that works out at my gym. I wrote about him a few months ago. He two caught his foot on the corner of the squat rack on some type of lame karate kick. The only problem was he did not kill himself. This unlucky event for us non fags in the gym caused Ninja man to use it as a target for his brutal assaults. He has alsobeen known to kick the smith machine,of course the speed bag, squat rack, and on very impressive move the studio lights that hang from the ceiling in the cardio room.
My buddy who trains there got sick of his shit and told him to relax with the Matrix shit. He guy kicks just pulls tough looks......
I personally was going to plant a bomb in the speed bag so he blew his leg off when he went Daniel son on it.
wish I had!
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The thing that makes me laugh without fail every time I go to the gym is the twats who get threatened by me and start using waaaaay too much weight.
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The thing that makes me laugh without fail every time I go to the gym is the twats who get threatened by me and start using waaaaay too much weight.
AHAHAH!! Yes Groink, they're a dime a dozen for sure!! I love when I grab the db's they've been using for bp's and start curlin with em.
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Or they walk by and give you the GLARE!!!
As if to say YOUR COCK IS NOT BIGGER THAN MINE!!!!AND YOU COULDENT STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!
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O man this must be the brother of the toolbox that works out at my gym. I wrote about him a few months ago. He two caught his foot on the corner of the squat rack on some type of lame karate kick. The only problem was he did not kill himself. This unlucky event for us non fags in the gym caused Ninja man to use it as a target for his brutal assaults. He has alsobeen known to kick the smith machine,of course the speed bag, squat rack, and on very impressive move the studio lights that hang from the ceiling in the cardio room.
My buddy who trains there got sick of his shit and told him to relax with the Matrix shit. He guy kicks just pulls tough looks......
I personally was going to plant a bomb in the speed bag so he blew his leg off when he went Daniel son on it.
wish I had!
AAHAHAHAHA!!! "pulls tough looks" AHAHAAHH!!! I love it!!
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Or they walk by and give you the GLARE!!!
As if to say YOUR COCK IS NOT BIGGER THAN MINE!!!!AND YOU COULDENT STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!
AHAHAAHAH!!! These are same tiny twunts that had a big bb type steal their chick in the past AHAAH!! Epic self-esteem issues!!!
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LMAO monster check thier girlfriends phone for what they think might be your number.
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I actually seen not one, not two, but three different tools enter a Gold's and put on boxing gloves and spar with their reflections for upwards of 15 minutes.
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Maybe these little fluffers wanted to impress you Man of Steel.
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Don't forget the guys who shadowbox with dumbbells in their hands like they are lethal weapons or something.
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I actually seen not one, not two, but three different tools enter a Gold's and put on boxing gloves and spar with their reflections for upwards of 15 minutes.
LOL
I bet these are the same type of guys who when you are stretching you calves on the corner of the seated shoulder press after a hard set staring off looking at nothing puff there chest out and run for their girlfriend. She happens to be 30feet to the left of where you are staring at nothing. They then procede to rape their girlfriends face in the middle of a gym as if to say this is my bitch you cant touch this!!!! After they walk off satisfied their girlfriend roles there eyes and shoots you a glace as to say "hey hes a tool I know"
horrendous insecurity
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Thats it!!!!! Iam bringing my phone to the gym
Monster pictures or the karate guy will be taken if he is there!
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Maybe these little fluffers wanted to impress you Man of Steel.
AAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I was impressed with how that little queerass karate fag ate the ground.
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Some I'm finishing a nasty set of seated calf raises when I look over and notice a random moron wearin a tank and karate pants moving into the free weight area carrying a monster gym bag. He parks his huge bag of shit in front of crowded mirror wall and takes a japanese logo'd bandana that he ties around his forehead. Next came his nunchucka things that he twirled around for a couple minutes before finally began to do jump spin kicks in the mirror. He was doin pretty good until about the 6th kick when the end of his foot grazed the edge of the squat cage next to him while in mid-spin and he fell on his ass and hit his head on the bench behind him. After damn near pissing myself with laughter, I shook my head and moved to standing calf raises. I noticed that after a few more dazed minutes he packed his shit and left AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Epic karate master delusions!!!!
"nasty set of seated calf raises".....hahaha! You should be a ghost writer for Flex!! Do you train at the hardcore 24 hour fitness in Oceanside with your boy sarcasm?
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AAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I was impressed with how that little queerass karate fag ate the ground.
MOS I will get pics so we can verify these butt pirates are related
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"nasty set of seated calf raises".....hahaha! You should be a ghost writer for Flex!! Do you train at the hardcore 24 hour fitness in Oceanside with your boy sarcasm?
Hey Chico...oh brother....you're welcome to come and train with us if you can get outta your cardio class at Women's Fitness.
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MOS I will get pics so we can verify these butt pirates are related
If your "guy" is about 160lbs, zero musculature, constantly snarlin, huge gym bag, karate pants and just an overall cockass tool then they might be related.
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Hey Chico...oh brother....you're welcome to come and train with us if you can get outta your cardio class at Women's Fitness.
I actually train at Curve's, thanks for the invitation though.....
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I actually train at Curve's, thanks for the invitation though.....
Big shocker there.
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keep the martial arts in the dojo and keep the muscle building in the gym,i think those dudes are just tryin to get attention,nothin wrong with martial arts but i dont think it looks good throwin kicks and stuff in a weight room.it also opens the door for some big juice head to try your chin,regardless of who wins in the confrontation its still sucks all together.i may wear one of my jiu jitsu shirts but thats as close as i get to mma in the gym,im there for one purpose and thats to build some quality beef,when im gettin ready for a tournament i may do certain weight lifting exercise to help my grapplin but thats it
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If your "guy" is about 160lbs, zero musculature, constantly snarlin, huge gym bag, karate pants and just an overall cockass tool then they might be related.
Haha this guy is also an aspiring wrestler!!!! Trust me this guy is one of a kind lol
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lol where the hell do you guys train? In my gym there is about 5 people there at any given time.. and its a big gym!
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lol where the hell do you guys train? In my gym there is about 5 people there at any given time.. and its a big gym!
Yeah Alexxx, that's called a jungle gym and those 5 people are called cubscouts.
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hahaha Man of week Standarts doesn't get disapointed while training at bailey's jungle mirage gym where all the other circus performers train.
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Some I'm finishing a nasty set of seated calf raises when I look over and notice a random moron wearin a tank and karate pants moving into the free weight area carrying a monster gym bag. He parks his huge bag of shit in front of crowded mirror wall and takes a japanese logo'd bandana that he ties around his forehead. Next came his nunchucka things that he twirled around for a couple minutes before finally began to do jump spin kicks in the mirror. He was doin pretty good until about the 6th kick when the end of his foot grazed the edge of the squat cage next to him while in mid-spin and he fell on his ass and hit his head on the bench behind him. After damn near pissing myself with laughter, I shook my head and moved to standing calf raises. I noticed that after a few more dazed minutes he packed his shit and left AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Epic karate master delusions!!!!
Sounds like a cool dude to me ::)
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Sounds like a cool dude to me ::)
Maybe y'all can get together and play with each other's nunchucks.
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AHAHAHAAH!!!! Yes Showstoppa, I also considered a savage Garvin Stomp after he ate it on the ground!
LOL Garvin Stomp.
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lol where the hell do you guys train? In my gym there is about 5 people there at any given time.. and its a big gym!
Golds south Boston and Also BSC
They both suck turkey nuts.......
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LOL Garvin Stomp.
Yes, the "Rugged" one returns!!
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this dude seems pretty sweet, you guys should leave him alone ::)
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next time ask if he wants to spar - if he does, duck and weave, tap and run - basically show him he hasn't got any skills then drop his ass and see what he does. garauntee he doesn't start his 'kung fu' ever again at the gym (unless he actually kicks your ass - where if that was the case? whahahahahahahahahahahah aha)
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next time ask if he wants to spar - if he does, duck and weave, tap and run - basically show him he hasn't got any skills then drop his ass and see what he does. garauntee he doesn't start his 'kung fu' ever again at the gym (unless he actually kicks your ass - where if that was the case? whahahahahahahahahahahah aha)
My money is on the ninja ;D
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it's an earned tittle
whataaaahh
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it's an earned tittle
whataaaahh
I meant the ninja at the gym :D
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dont know why, but every gym ive ever belonged to had a "ninja".... some gyms even had a ninja with vocals!! which is even more annoying.... "YAAAAA" as you're trying to lift..... WTF!!
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Some I'm finishing a nasty set of seated calf raises when I look over and notice a random moron wearin a tank and karate pants moving into the free weight area carrying a monster gym bag. He parks his huge bag of shit in front of crowded mirror wall and takes a japanese logo'd bandana that he ties around his forehead. Next came his nunchucka things that he twirled around for a couple minutes before finally began to do jump spin kicks in the mirror. He was doin pretty good until about the 6th kick when the end of his foot grazed the edge of the squat cage next to him while in mid-spin and he fell on his ass and hit his head on the bench behind him. After damn near pissing myself with laughter, I shook my head and moved to standing calf raises. I noticed that after a few more dazed minutes he packed his shit and left AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Epic karate master delusions!!!!
that was me, and i meant to hit the rack. i did that on purpose.
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I meant the ninja at the gym :D
i know you did - and that is what i meant too, he is a gym ninja ;D
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Haha my ninja did not come in last night. He probably had a photo shoot. You know since he is an aspiring actor /wrestler. Not to mention a deadly ninja. Best part is he has not one but two barb wire tats around his arms.Also chinese writting on the forearm. It loooks like one of those tats form a random tatoo party lol.Terrible work. HAHAHA o man. One time he was pulling most muscular in the mirror next to this highschool basketball player. The kid was just sitting there like wtf trying to do his triceps extentions in the mirror. I don't normally like wiggers but me and homey had something in common. As Timmy tough nuts went for a drink we just looked and laughed at the common fact that this guy was a professional loser.
I don't normally rag on dudes at the gym but this one takes the cake.