Some I'm finishing a nasty set of seated calf raises when I look over and notice a random moron wearing a tank and karate pants moving into the free weight area carrying a monster gym bag. He parks his huge bag of shit in front of crowded mirror wall and takes a japanese logo'd bandana that he ties around his forehead. Next came his nunchucka things that he twirled around for a couple minutes before finally began to do jump spin kicks in the mirror. He was doin pretty good until about the 6th kick when the end of his foot grazed the edge of the squat cage next to him while in mid-spin and he fell on his ass and hit his head on the bench behind him. After damn near pissing myself with laughter, I shook my head and moved to standing calf raises. I noticed that after a few more dazed minutes he packed his shit and left AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Epic karate master delusions!!!!
O man this must be the brother of the toolbox that works out at my gym. I wrote about him a few months ago. He two caught his foot on the corner of the squat rack on some type of lame karate kick. The only problem was he did not kill himself. This unlucky event for us non fags in the gym caused Ninja man to use it as a target for his brutal assaults. He has alsobeen known to kick the smith machine,of course the speed bag, squat rack, and on very impressive move the studio lights that hang from the ceiling in the cardio room.
My buddy who trains there got sick of his shit and told him to relax with the Matrix shit. He guy kicks just pulls tough looks......
I personally was going to plant a bomb in the speed bag so he blew his leg off when he went Daniel son on it.
wish I had!
