I remember seeing this guy in person a loong time ago along with Chris faildo who was being sponsored by Met-Rx back then....
Incredible physique..reminded me of an asian Shawn ray
I heard that the reason he was incarcerated was because of steroid charges...is that true?
Your memory is a little hazy on this one, Keith. Alan's wife, Judy, did not turn him in. To the contrary, after Alan plead guilty, Judy herself was put on trial for receiving the juice pack from France. Fortunately, she was found not guilty after a jury trial in circuit court.
Were you even in Hawaii back in the mid-90's? Please get your facts straight before saying things that are untrue and may be hurtful to others.
Read my post carefully. I did not dispute what you said about Alan turning people in. I simply said Judy did not turn him in.
So you went to their wedding and are good friends with them. Nice of you to call Alan a rat, and Judy one too. And yes, I was there long before you. 1989 LoL!
The pack in question was shipped from France and opened by U.S. Customs. It was turned over to HPD, and they got a search warrant and searched their home in Kamehameha Heights. Both Alan and Judy were charged with conspiracy, possession, etc. Alan pled guilty, Judy did not and went to trial. Her lawyer was public defender David H. Please explain exactly how Judy "turned in" Alan. You make vague references to her doing things to turn him in without specifics. If she had turned him in, she would have been off the hook and not tried in court. People rat each other out in order to negotiate a plea bargain or get off scott free. Here, Judy's neck was on the line during the trial and she could have done hard time if she was found guilty.ouch!
So what did Judy have to say today? Did you tell her you called her a rat on an internet message board?
Oh, and you know more about this than me? Yeah, sure, brah. Whatever you say. Truth is, you don't know shit about this whole affair, tried to act like you knew, and thought nobody would call you on it. Well, you were wrong. When I read your B.S., I had to respond. The only thing you have been right about so far is that Judy is hot. Perhaps you can tell us about the little tattoo she has above her vagina. Other than that, its pure Keith Jones fantasy. Just like you trying to impress the morons on this board about the "luxury" condo you lived in downtown. Chicks at the pool made you think you were at the Vegas Hard Rock pool? Shit, your standards must be pretty lax there, bro. Nothin' but 40 year old Korean bar maids at the HPP pool, and that's on a good day.
Bro, you're a haole guy from the mainland who tried (but failed to) assimilate with the locals. You know this all too well so I won't harp on it. Oh, and how's you fake pidgin accent coming along, brudddaaahhhhhh?
The pack in question was shipped from France and opened by U.S. Customs. It was turned over to HPD, and they got a search warrant and searched their home in Kamehameha Heights. Both Alan and Judy were charged with conspiracy, possession, etc. Alan pled guilty, Judy did not and went to trial. Her lawyer was public defender David H. Please explain exactly how Judy "turned in" Alan. You make vague references to her doing things to turn him in without specifics. If she had turned him in, she would have been off the hook and not tried in court. People rat each other out in order to negotiate a plea bargain or get off scott free. Here, Judy's neck was on the line during the trial and she could have done hard time if she was found guilty.
So what did Judy have to say today? Did you tell her you called her a rat on an internet message board?
Oh, and you know more about this than me? Yeah, sure, brah. Whatever you say. Truth is, you don't know shit about this whole affair, tried to act like you knew, and thought nobody would call you on it. Well, you were wrong. When I read your B.S., I had to respond. The only thing you have been right about so far is that Judy is hot. Perhaps you can tell us about the little tattoo she has above her vagina. Other than that, its pure Keith Jones fantasy. Just like you trying to impress the morons on this board about the "luxury" condo you lived in downtown. Chicks at the pool made you think you were at the Vegas Hard Rock pool? Shit, your standards must be pretty lax there, bro. Nothin' but 40 year old Korean bar maids at the HPP pool, and that's on a good day.
Bro, you're a haole guy from the mainland who tried (but failed to) assimilate with the locals. You know this all too well so I won't harp on it. Oh, and how's you fake pidgin accent coming along, brudddaaahhhhhh?
"Haole" in Hawaiin means foreigner. But in today's Hawaiian culture, Haole means white.....interesting how people cling onto the fact they were born somewhere and therefore belong to a place more than anyone else... it's the 21st century, the world is your backyard if you care to discover it...
Papolo means black....
You get the picture..its kind of derogatory if you ask me...
interesting how people cling onto the fact they were born somewhere and therefore belong to a place more than anyone else... it's the 21st century, the world is your backyard if you care to discover it...
thanks for that insightful comment....now get back to your pot brownies.you baking?
Fvck your friend Eugene.
Oh, and did you enjoy ogling the strippers in your luxury condo? Who's the schmoe?
what does haole mean?
keith, sounds like the reason this dude got busted wasn't because his wife called the cops out of the blue to rat on him but because customs intercepted a package... whether she'd never have ratted on him eventually is open to debate. spouses of dealers generally f**k them over eventually... one reason to never tell your spouse about your dealing (take note boys...)
Yeah, you're right, I did win. Since the truth is on my side, it was easy. As they say here, you've been owned.
The one and ONLY reason I posted was because you said Judy ratted out Alan. I said that was not true. You have STILL not stated one thing to support your position that Judy ratted on her then-husband. Face it, I caught you either (a) red-handed lying or (b) shooting off your mouth about shit you know nothing about. You could have been a man and said, "you're right, I didn't know all the details of Alan and Judy's arrest, and I mis-spoke about Judy ratting out Alan." But no, you fvckin have to try to be a tough guy and save your pride in front of your internet friends. And calling your so-called friends Alan and Judy "rats" in front of everyone, you are piece of human garbage.
And you, haole boy, will never be local no matter how hard you try. You just don't have the local spirit. Local guys are laid back, they don't boast about themselves all day long (like you do), and they don't drop names whenever they can (like you do). Local guys don't talk about how great they are and how much they've done for the community (like you do). Most importantly, local guys don't betray their good friends and call them "rats" and drug dealers in front of the world (again, like you do). No matter how hard you try, you will always stick out like big, fat sore thumb. Because you're haole.
And I'm more haole than you? Hahaha, nice one. Again, shows that you shoot your mouth off about shit you know nothing about. I was born and raised on Oahu and I'm the same race as Alan. I moved to the mainland about 5 years ago (in my 30's) for career reasons. I sound haole to you? Its called getting an education, bro. I may type grammaticially correct sentences and not the uneducated, trailer park gibberish you type, but that doesn't make me haole.
And one final thing, fat man. Why do you keep bringing up the stuttering Australian Eugene? He didn't get busted with Alan, he got popped a few years later importing gear from Australia and brewing GHB in his tub. He has nothing to do with any of this; you just bring him up so you can drop another name. Who's name are you going to drop next? Curtis Leffler? Peter Fong? Hahahaha, I can read you like a book, my morbidly obese friend.
Now that I'm here, if I see you posting any more BS about Hawaii and its people, I'm going to ride your big, obese ass like there's no tomorrow. Watch your step ...
I tried to discredit you? You discredited yourself, dumbass. C'mon, tell us how Judy ratted on Alan. Still waiting, man, I thought you knew exactly what went down?
Yeah, I guess guys like me and Alan aren't local. Hahahaha, just goes to show you how haole you are. Only a fvckin' haole would say that. Since you aren't local, you will never know. Just keep pretendin', and keep believin' you're local -- makes you feel good at least. By the way, Bette Midler (hey dipshit, she went to Radford High, nice try on pretending you know what you are talkig about) and Big John were born in Hawaii but not raised there -- big difference that a haole like you just wouldn't understand. Its not so much the color of your skin, but whether you were born and raised in Hawaii. I knew alot of white guys who were born and raised in Hawaii and I considered them to be "local" -- because they were. They knew how to behave and act and be local; and how not to act -- to not be a boasting, bigmouth, name dropping asswipe like you. Haole-ness just ooozes out of your fat pores, bro. Still funny pussy how you are afraid to put your name and picture. Allot of talk from a nobody kid who's idol Alan wnet down selling drugs. Good job local boy hahaha
Fortunately, not everyone measures their success by your standards. For you, success in life is measured by:
1. How many pro bodybuilders you know. (Of course, you have never competed and never will. The average wimp on the street could whip your fat ass in a bodybuilding contest.) To many to list and 10 times more than you if that means anything
2. How many local bodybuilding shows you have promoted. (Of course, you took a big hit on the Aloha Muscle Classic, but lets not go there.) More than you again. And yes took a hit on the Aloha but at least I did it. You have done nothing in your life. You have to live with that fact and that you have or ever will do anything. No name, no picture, no business on here.
3. How many two-bit Gillette commercials and B-movies you have appeared in. (Yeah, you looked great, baldy!) ahaha only Gillette commercial but 44 total. How many have you done. NONE! Thats what I thought. Allot of talk form a nobody. I am almost pretty sure I know who you are. Just a little punk who idolizes the wrong people. Thank god you left. You would have been damaged for life.
4. How many arm-wrestling tournaments you have been in. Not sure but I know the ones I won. WHat sports have you comepted in. NONE! Just like I thought.
5. How many names you can drop in a day. Not sure but should I start counting. Are you jealous cause the biggest ame you know is Alan's and he went down and you lost your contact. Next thing you'll say is how he ruined your chances of winning the Hawaiian Islands.
6. How many strippers you checked out lying around at the HPP pool. Good question. Probably allot. But the question is how many Mahu's have you checked out and been with.
Obviously, you haven't been as successful as you would like other to believe since you only could afford HPP and considered that a "luxury condo." And you were probably just renting anyway. Buy (with no mortgage) a penthouse in Nauru Tower or One Waterfront and then do some talking, asswipe. Honolulu Park Place! Hahahahahaha, you fvckin haole! A place filled with HPU students/geeks, Korean bar maids, and strippers. God damn multi-millionaires all of them. Yeah, U DA MAN! U DA MAN! HPP was voted at the time the #1 multi unit living comples in Hawaii dipshit. And I can bet you anything you lived in Kalihi.
Unlike you, I measure success in the traditional way:
1. Family (wife and kids). How do you measure up there, Mr. Playboy? Let me guess, you tapped a lot ass because chicks dig smelly, morbidly obese haoles? Funny, you are a typical wife beating punk. Good morals. Little people like you are so insecrue it's funny. Watching people like you act all bad when you can barely defend yourself so you have to beat up your wife. Man you are tough little man. By the way Ihave two daughter and a grandson and grand daughter on the way. I support my family and kids unlike you who I guarantee gets government assistance. Yea you are the epitome of successful.
2. Education. Do you even have a college degree, fool? Judging from the way you write, I'd say no. Sorry, but a semester at community college doesn't count for shit in my book. What do I need a degree for. I promise you more than anythng you haven't come close to themoney I have made or the things I have done. You are all talk little man. Agaiin no picture or name. And I know why. You knwo Iknowwho you are and I probably know what kind of little scumbag you are. That is why you hide. But I understand
3. Career. I'm sure you're career as a bodybuilding promotor is doing very well. John Lindsay and Wayne D. must be real worried. Funny can you please show where I said my career was a promoter. And again please post up a show you have either competed in or promoted. Can't? I thought so. AMore talk from a short little insecuremanboy. You are right about John and Wayne. The only problem is I am with Wayne and helping him. So I guess I did something right since the promoter of the largest BB show in the world doesn't mind me around.
4. Assets. Since you think HPP is the shit, that pretty much says it all right there. Funny how you call HPP a dive or whatever. A poor boy from Kalihi. Typical jealously shit. You are defintiely getting funnier and funnier with each post.
Under these criteria, I'm light years ahead of you, haole boy. Yea through you eyes you are light years ahead of me. Good job, you are a success. Go pat yourself on the back. you are the man, you are the best. Your kids are proud of you now, you have made it to the top. WOW?
Still waiting, Jones, to tell me how Judy ratted out Alan.
Quit trying to change the subject, loser.
Why don't you give me Judy's e-mail and I'll contact her too. I've lost touch with her over the years but this would be a good time to re-connect -- and tell her that haole boy Keith Jones is posting all kinds of shit about her on getbig.
No problem, whats your name and post a pic. I need to know who I am giving info out to. Sounds like you are little off in the head and I wouldn't want to subject Judy to your antics. You know how short tempered you short and pudgy local haole's are. You are scary. Is this roid rage. Where are you getting them if you can't get them from Alan anymore. Where on themainland do you live now. Is everything going better for you. Hope so.
Last I heard, he died a few years back. Not sure though since I've been away for awhile. I'm sure our friend Keith, with all his bodybuilding contacts and insider knowledge, can tell you.
Its just so weird sometimes....Great post...
I grew up with the locals in Hawaii and i experienced more racism from them than any group of people...
Im mixed black and filipino but the local hawaiians..majority were very prejudiced...by locals..im talking about the local filipinos, japanese, porteugese, ect...and the funny thing is Hawaii is a melting pot where a lot of races and cultures were intermingled due to immigration and so forth.
To me "haole" is such derogatory term just as how when I grew up in Hawaii, I was called "papolo" or "the N word" by the locals there who are also of mixed heritage but racist or prejudiced which I find very hypocritical who know nothing about me or my ethnicity.
Some locals blame the military or whites for taking away the island but many arent "pure" hawaiians but are actually there because of ancesters that were immigrants that "intermingled" with other races to become the melting pot it is.
I loved Hawaii and its people but sometimes I wonder why some "locals" are so prejudice to people who dont look like the typical Hawaii "local"
I considered myself "local" because I have mixed blood running through me but the thing I dont understand is the prejudice that some Hawaii locals have for people who are "white"/ Haole or black/papolo. I have always treated people with respect but I find it weird that some people will always judge you by the color of your skin.
"Local" racists or prejudice in Hawaii really confuses me because in actuality, Hawaii is filled with alot of minorities who should not have the right to be racist for the fact that Hawaii is a melting pot state...many of my local friends go to the "mainland" and fnd that they are the minorities and find out that they are the ones that are being treated "different"
Gimmic, I dont who you are but can you please stop using "haole" like it is a derogatory term just like the way the "N" word is said about a black person? Being local....you know in your heart what you mean when you use the term "haole"
Its so degrading just like how some people say the word nig, jap, spic, etc...
Prejudice makes me sick....
Just a baby, eh? Since you've only lived in Hawaii since 1989, I guess you have no idea what the Gold's/24 Hour Fitness on Kapiolani was before that do you? Back in the early 80s, it was called Courthouse Racquetball Club and was mostly racquetball courts with some weights. The slimy bastards (along with others too) used to sell "lifetime" membership for something like $1800 and then a couple years later, sold out to another club and the "lifetime members" were left holding the bag. That's why Hawaii now has a rule that you can't sell memberships longer than 2 or 3 years.gimmic, you've won this argument but you're coming off sounding like a real ass with this "you're not local keith so you're nothing" position.
Of course, since Keith is a newcomer to the Isles, he doesn't remember that the biggest club back in the late 70s and early 80s was Nautilus Fitness, with a branch on King Street and in Kaimuki.
Its OK Keith, you still local, brah. You came to Hawaii in 1989 and you've integrated yourself into the community. You're local, you're no haole.
Finally, you admit you were wrong about Judy ratting on Alan. This is all you had to say from the start. You could have avoided the awful beating I gave you the last couple of days. But, instead of owning up to your mistake, you had to be a internet tough guy and insult me, and tell me that I don't know shit. Well, at least you finally came around. Next time, don't be so quick to judge and assume things about people just because you heard it on the grapevine. As you know, a lot of people don't like Judy and enjoy spreading nasty rumors about her. But, my experience with her has been nothing but positive, and she was always been a good friend. No, she has not led an exemplary life, but she doesn't deserve to be accused of ratting out her own husband. Now, that's a low blow! When I read that, I decided to take you to task for trying to BS this crowd.
Calling you a haole may be a low blow since you try so hard to fit in, but saying nasty shit about friends is a haole move (you gotta admit that). "Alan is a rat", "Judy ratted out Alan", and "Alan was a drug dealer". Was all that really necessary from a friend who attended their wedding? Have some class and maybe people won't call you haole.
Reading your bolded responses to my last post made me realize you never completed the 8th grade. Oh well, I guess a formal education is not everything, but your ignorance, stupidity and immaturity are evident in every post. I'm glad you were in so many commericals and won arm-wrestling tournaments. A man needs to take pride in something. At least you have that. Good for you.
As far as the name dropping, have you ever wondered why you are always dropping names, but why nobody is dropping your name? Its because you're a wannabe, a hanger-on, a leach. You want to be associated with certain people, but nobody cares to be associated with you. What's it like to hang out with bodybuilders your whole life but to have never competed yourself? You just enjoy being part of the scene, don't you? You remind me of the mentally retarded kid who used to hang out on the sidelines of all the UH football games. He wants to be buddies with the players, feel like part of the team; yet, he is not. Just like you.
Anyway, since you have finally admitted that you were wrong about Judy, I will take it easy on you. (Notice that I haven't called you a haole boy in this post?) That's all you really had to say from the start. I also think you owe her a public apology, but you're probably not man enough for that.
Just a baby, eh? Since you've only lived in Hawaii since 1989, I guess you have no idea what the Gold's/24 Hour Fitness on Kapiolani was before that do you? Back in the early 80s, it was called Courthouse Racquetball Club and was mostly racquetball courts with some weights. The slimy bastards (along with others too) used to sell "lifetime" membership for something like $1800 and then a couple years later, sold out to another club and the "lifetime members" were left holding the bag. That's why Hawaii now has a rule that you can't sell memberships longer than 2 or 3 years.
Of course, since Keith is a newcomer to the Isles, he doesn't remember that the biggest club back in the late 70s and early 80s was Nautilus Fitness, with a branch on King Street and in Kaimuki.
Its OK Keith, you still local, brah. You came to Hawaii in 1989 and you've integrated yourself into the community. You're local, you're no haole.
I'm glad you've picked up some "battle hints" during your long tenure on getbig. The "punk hiding behind a computer" is the old line your buddies here use when they start grasping at straws. When they got nothin'. And keep being haole, keep bragging about what you supposedly did in your sorry ass life. Just goes to prove what I've been saying all along -- you're nothing but a dumbshit haole. Yeah, you boast about this and that, but all I know is that none of the people whose names you drop ever drop your name. Why would they? What are they going to say? "You know my friend Keith Jones? The morbidly obese 500 pound guy who hangs out with bodybuilders all the time but has never competed. Hey, but he has a strong right arm, you know." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're a loser, bro. If you weren't, you wouldn't have to boast all the time and try to drag your self up from the gutter -- your life would speak for itself.
And keep talking shit about Alan and Judy. Drug dealer this and that. You're just playing right into my hands, fat boy. Just showing the world that you're a total haole. And I promise you that Judy will read this thread some day soon. So keep going, haole boy.
And all this hatred toward gear dealers. What's up with that? You've been hangin' with drug dealers and drug users your whole life. Now, you suddenly hate these guys? Or is the truth that you keep talking shit about Alan and other drug users/dealers (bodybuilders) because you're a jealous man? Wish you could be like us, but instead you're nothing but an arm-wrestling fat ass. Oh yeah, that's right, you're natural, that's why you look like shit. I know, I know, if you juiced, you'd be an IFBB pro.
Did I hit a nerve when I said you only had an 8th grade education? And no, it did not make me feel like shit to say that. Its the truth so I said it. Anyone reading your incoherent ramblings knows that you are not an educated man. But like I said before, that's OK bro. A formal education is not everything. You were in commercials, you hung out with top bodybuilders, and you won arm-wrestling tournaments. You were invited to pro-am golf tournaments and you can out-eat anyone at Vegas buffets. That totally makes up for it. Don't worry, don't feel inferior, big guy.
How was your workout yesterday? How many guys laughed at the sight of you? There's a guy like you in every gym. You're a joke, bro. And you always have been.
You're right, HUGEPECS. I'll try to keep it short and to the point, that way the 8th grade flunkie Keith will have an easier time reading it too.
Haole boy Keith likes to say I idolize Alan. But, which fat asswipe posted a pic of him and Alan on this thread? Looks like Keith keeps a pic of him and Alan on his computer at all times. And he kept it all these years. Just to show everyone: "Hey, I really do know Alan Ichinose, look at this! He's an IFBB pro." And look at the pathetic way he titled his pic, "keith jones mrusa". Yeah, that's Mr. USA Alan Ichinose, I know him, he's my friend! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You pathetic, name dropping little bodybuilding fan.
You're the loser that idolizes Alan, not me. In psychology, what you're doing is called "projecting". You know what that means, my uneducated white trash friend?
Show us your pic of you and Lou Ferrigno. You know, the one you paid $20 for . . . but you like to tell everyone, "Mr. Universe Lou Ferrigno is my friend." What a name dropping POS you are.
And what the hell happened to Judy's phone call? Still waiting, fat man? She didn't call you back -- jeez, what a surprise! I know Judy and I know exactly what she thought when she got your e-mail: "Shit! That fat haole guy Keith is e-mailing me again. He keeps harassing me, that worthless haole. Last time I saw him, he tried to cop a feel. I ain't calling that loser back."
And keep "working out," fat boy. Or should I say, keep walking on the treadmill. Just think for a second. You, Keith Jones, have one of the WORST physiques in this country. A fag with end stage AIDS could whip your ass in a bodybuilding posedown. A 3 foot dwarf could beat your ass in a show. A homeless crackhead sleeping on Hotel Street has a better physique than you! You are one pathetic mother, Keith. But, hey, you're part of the bodybuilding scene so its all OK!
And by the way, I'm 5'10", about half a foot taller than Alan. Sorry I'm so short, not all of us can be a GIANT like you, haole boy. Only a fvckin' haole like you would assume that all Asians are the same height. Again, a major haole move by the haole boy. Maybe I should start assuming all haoles are as obese as you. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Keep going, it gets better and better!
Gimmic...bro....you need to stop the racist comments..
Keith does look like a local from Hawaii. Looking at him, I would have thought he had some hawaiian blood or portuegese blood...but he is a mixture of many things....
Please stop the racist name calling, bro
I have been a lurker here for quite some time. And I haven't posted yet. This little diatribe with Keith and Gimmic has forced me to put in my .02.
A lot of what Keith says is true, but some items he either forgets to add, or dismisses altogether. Steve D'amico and Jean Paul Yersick were the men who sold memberships for International Fitness prior to them closing their doors. They along with a few other people (Odd Haugen, Adam Shaw, Tom Evensen, Steve and Elise D'Amico, Alan and Judy) formed a company called Kapiolani Fitness that brought the Gold's Gym franchise back to Oahu.
Keith worked as promotions director for Golds until 1991, I believe. Keith will have to clarify that. Gold's opened Waikiki next, and right around that time Alan had his legal problems. Judy Magnuson, Alan's ex wife is still in Honolulu doing "bounty hunting" and loans for Community Mortgage. She seems to be doing well, and we chat when we see each other. (I was good friends with her younger brother Alex, while growing up in Mililani) Alan is doing well, and works for the Honolulu Advertiser as a distributor. I won't comment on his legal issues, they are in the past.
I agree with gimmic that Alan shouldn't be typecast as a "drug dealer." Obviously, he had legal problems, and has paid his price to society. The name calling has gotten a little out of hand, and really isn't necessary. Gimmic protected Alan and Judy's name, which I believe is fair and justified. But why digress to arguing on a public forum? If Keith needs to regale stories, that is his gig. If they aren't totally, factually accurate, again that is his issue. But please, don't drag down the names of people in the course of a debate. Eugene, Steve, JP, Curtis were all named, and some complimentary things and uncomplimentary things were being said. No purpose for this.
BTW, how is Bob Lentini, Keith? I hope all is well at Golds in Kona.
And Keith, why the condescending attitude? I can bring up tons of stuff I have seen over the years, but what's the point? We have all had things in the past we aren't proud of, why pontificate about the identity of gimmic? Shouldn't this be immaterial to your original assertion. Everyone has enemies, everyone did things we aren't proud of. Leave it at that.
Hey Mr. Bigshot, I just heard about how you stiffed your vendors after the Aloha Muscle Classic. Got your ass sued and a judgment for something like $10,000 issued against you. Yeah, you're some successful, wealthy entrepeneur -- you can't even pay off your debts! Great way to assimiliate into the local community -- pissing off people by not paying them what they are owed. $10,000 is nothing, asswipe, why didn't you just pay it off if you're so successful? Another haole move ....
Then, I heard you got into some petty catfight with Gold's last year and sued them in SMALL CLAIMS COURT. For what? $1000? $500? HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're a real bigshot, you fvckin loser. Mr. Successful suing Gold's for petty cash! You're a real piece of work. Do you see Donald Trump or Bill Gates in SMALL CLAIMS COURT, asswipe? Yeah, you bigtime, bro. And another haole move ....
The word is that "people tolerate him, but nobody likes him". That's you, fat boy!
They look like they will be Temple Gyms, Dorian Yates franchise.The PDI mouthpiece opening up a gym by an IFBB judge?
The PDI mouthpiece opening up a gym by an IFBB judge?
Keith, Keith - do tell bro. You're not getting soft on us are you?
I guess I am. In fact I talked to Dorian today and it looks like it the way we want to go. Gold's is just to hard to deal with. To corporate and very weak communication. And all the years I have been with Gold's here the corporate support has been weak. and it has gotten worse in the past 3 or 4 years. I hope gimmic comes by to see me. Don't it but who knows. And this mouthpiece is slowing down right now. I don't have the energy to debate anymore. I am just going to wait till the NOC. I still talk to Wayne at least once a week. And even though both Vince's are out there is still some awesome guys from Europe coming over and South America. Maybe not know here but are huge in Europe and SOuth America. And there is allot of support from there coming to the shows. it will be a sellout and like I said anyone who knows the IFBB and its officials, please come on by and look through the crowd. then come one here and tell everyone you saw. Then I am sure most people will start talking up the PDI.No worries, just busting your chops. I've heard good things about Dorian's deal.
You stiffed SMG and got a judgment issued against you. SMG, remember them, you fvckin' loser? $10,000 asswipe! Go ahead and deny it, loser.
So Gold's Maui owed you $1000 in commissions, eh? You take them to SMALL CLAIMS COURT because you big time, bro. Hawaii's Donald Trump! HAHAHAHA! You must be really hard up for money. Anyway, I thought you didn't have to work anymore and retired to Hawaii at 30. You lying sack of shit.
And why you're at it, tell us about Champions?
And how did you go about being discharged from GMI/Gold's? Go ahead, haole boy, lets hear it.
Living in Kona these days, fat boy? What, you couldn't afford your luxury condo HPP anymore?
The word is that "people tolerate him, but nobody likes him". Remember that, fat man.
You really are a stupid, uneducated piece of shit aren't you? You're so stupid that you can't remember getting your ass sued only 4 years ago and having a judgment entered against you? Do you remember the Hawaii Convention Center, you deadbeat? Maybe that will jog your tiny collection of cells you call a brain. And don't pretend you're any better than Golds' Maui. You're a deadbeat that tried to stiff SMG and got your fat ass sued. Mr. Wealthy-and-Retired-at-30 can't afford to pay his bill and stiffs people. You're a real piece of work, asswipe. You've pissed off so many good people in Hawaii its not even funny. You'll get what's coming to you, loser. I'm just the start.
The word is that "people tolerate him, but nobody likes him". Remember that, fat man.
Keith you're melting my man, walk away.
Onlyme, why do you keep replying to this idiot? ???
Lets all agree to let this thread die a quick and painless death. It has degenerated from a look at this guy's accomplishments, to a name calling barrage. Neither parties benefit from all this negativity. BTW, Alan was a sight to behold. I remeber seeing him guest pose at Lori Okami's meet held at Kamehameha. Thigh sweep from his LCL to his hip. Thick, dense and ripped. He used to workout with Andy Sokolow at Worlds on Ala Wai. Very nice guy.
Son, bring them on. If they are friends of your I have nothing to worry about. I have a theory about you calling fat all the time. And I knwo I am right. Not once have I denied I am fat not. I made more money with my body before my accident than you will ever in your life. I think both of us can agree to that. You are defintely a short person who I can bet doesn't lift or rarely does cause you just can't get the movements down and basically bad genetics. For soe reason at some point you wanted to hang with me and my friends but for some reason we didn't want you around. I can see why. Big mouth punks like you just wasn't something I wanted to be around. Since you are a pussy and have proven it on here since the day you started posting, you are jealous. It's that simple. You wanted to grow up and be something in your life but nature fucked you royally and you just got a bad deal of cards. Son, you obviously have several issues to work on. One being the Napolean COmplex you carry around with you. People don't like short people with big mouths. You have no information personally so I am sure you are on the phone trying to find people to say bad things about me. WHo cares. You and your friends are nothign to me. A speck of sand on the beach. You are like the lint in my belly button. I on the other hand appear to be a major concern of yours. Where was itthat we met and I was mean to you. Was it that I woudln't give free tickets to my show. Is that it. Is it I didn't pay attention to you at a club. Son, haole boy, I don't hang with idiots and loud mouths. Yo can come on here and have a few of your friends psot up shit but who cares. If you really don't like me then have some balls and come to lunch with me one day. Be a man not a woman. You have kids? Man I hope you don't let them see you type this crap. If you do get some help and get the kids to a foster home. Anything would be better than being around you. You are a typical punk with a big mouth. Thats it. Nothing more nothing less. You have absoutely not one thing going in your favor so you come on here and try your hardest to make me look bad. And the funny thing is the fact casue you are pussy you are a coward and afraid to give me your name and show a pic. that shows what kind of punk you are. keep it up I am loving it. This is improving my typing skills.Oh man ,just got done reading some of your posts Keith,your such a great entertainer,so fuckin funny,i'm in hysterics again over this topic,i just love reading your posts,buddy doesn't realize that he really isn't getting under your skin and that he is actually doing us all a favour to hear your stories Keith-STAY COOL MAN
gimmic is SHAWN RAY!!!!
No its not Sean.
All this and no picture of this hot lil' Judy....
Damn.
Well here is one after a couple kids. I think she is around 38 or so in this
Did she ever meet Sean Ray?
Well here is one after a couple kids. I think she is around 38 or so in thisShe is quite hawt.
She is quite hawt.
How does this dude gimmic know about her tat near her coche, unless she told him or showed him or fvcked him...
And damn, what woman hasn't Shawn met?
She doesn't even have a tattoo anywhere on here body. She used to tell guys that and then later on she would hear that this guy would be going around tellig everybody he fucked her and would always mention the tattoo which would be impossible to see unless you were down there. It was her way of setting up guys.
Thanks for posting and clarifying everything, Judy. By reading my posts, maybe you figured out who I am, maybe you didn't. It really doesn't matter who I am though (I don't want any credit and wasn't looking for any). The only reason I posted was because I was really pissed off that Jones was talking shit about you -- on a subject he CLEARLY knew nothing about. I hope you're doing well these days, Judy; and it sounds like you are. I haven't spoken to you in years, but I was a friend back in the day. You were always good to me -- even when you really didn't have to be. So, I remember and appreciate that. And sorry about the tattoo comment -- that was out of line and had no place here. (Judy, do not read below this line -- the rest is between me and Jones).
And for you Jones (haole boy), I've exposed you as a low class, two-faced, lying scumbag. Talking shit about Alan and Judy over and over -- all the while claiming to be their good friend. You're a pathetic excuse for a human being, Jones. I own you Jones. And like I said before, if I see any more of your BS on this board, I will ride your fat ass out of town.
Oh, and one more thing, braaaaadddaahhhh. Quit pretending to be local. You're the furthest thing from local -- a redneck from the hills of Kentucky would fit in better in Hawaii than you do. Because he would not be a boasting, name-dropping, two-faced, loud mouth, lying, morbidly obese POS like you.
Keith, so this woman has no problem with you calling her and Alan rats? Do you still think Alan was a rat? Is she lying?
Hey Alan might have been friend but he did what he did. Judy did what she did originally to protect her husband, But other things escalated her to turn him in. Why go down for what her husband did. Every cop in Honolulu knew what he did. They wereen't going forward with her they wanted him. And who cares if you were here before me. That menas nothing in this case since I obviously know more about than you. But, who cares. I could care less one way or another. I didn't hang with Alan. In fact I saw Judy way more than Alan. DO I know you? Have we met? It would be nice to know who I am talking too. Did you know Eugene
onlyme,he is but his original comment was that she ratted alan out which she says she didn't - onlyme implied the cops busted alan because judy went to them out of the blue with info - ... shouldn't Keith say sorry for that?
you are a straight shooter.
Nobody can argue otherwise.
YIP
Zack
he is but his original comment was that she ratted alan out which she says she didn't - onlyme implied the cops busted alan because judy went to them out of the blue with info - ... shouldn't Keith say sorry for that?
Yeah, bro, you're such a good friend of Judy's. When the bust went down years ago, and you "heard numerous times around the gym" that she ratted out Alan, why didn't you just pick up the phone, call her and say: "Hey, Judy, some assholes at the gym are saying you ratted out Alan, tell me this isn't true." Isn't this what a real friend would have done? Instead, you just go off and believe vicious rumors being spread at the gym by some jerkoffs -- even if its totally inconsistent to what Judy would ever do. Nobody and I mean NOBODY who is a good friend of Judy's would ever believe for a second that she would rat out anyone, let alone her husband. And at no time during the past 13 years did you ever bother to contact Judy and ask her about these malicious rumors -- although you claim to be such a great friend of hers. And then, years later, you ANNOUNCE to the 13,000+ members of getbig that Judy ratted out Alan and that Alan ratted on "many others". HOW MANY OTHER PEOPLE HAVE YOU TOLD THIS TO OVER THE LAST 13 YEARS? I don't know where you're from, but in Hawaii, friends don't do "things like this all the time." Yeah, brah, you're a good friend of hers. We all wish we could have a good friend like you.
I'm still waiting for Judy to come out here and rake me over the coals, like you said she was going to do. Remember how you were celebrating a couple of days ago, saying she was coming on here to "expose" me as a fraud and other crap like that? What happened, Jones? So far, the only guy she has chastized and ripped is YOU, fat boy. HAHAHAHAHA! Over here, I think they call that "SELF-OWNAGE".
We all know now that you're nothing but a sorry ass, lyin', two-faced, BACK-STABBING scumbag. End of story.
YOu know whats funny is me and her talked today for about 20 minutes. The whole time we were trying to figure out who this pussy is. She has even PM him or her and they will not return the PM. And the name we cam up with is so funny I swear I broke out laughing so hard. This guy was and still seems to be the butt of everyones jokes even still today. FIrst coming on here asking me about a tattoo Judy has which she doesn't. Then he tries to just glide over the fact he got caught lying his ass off about it. She did that to set asshole up like him. Then he started sproutng off Gold's Gym Honolulu stuff which really narrowed it down. This guy scammed so many people in Honolulu he had to leave. Not one person he has mentioned liked him. He was the guy who hung around being a pretender. And for some reason he thinks its because they liked him. I swear we laughed so hard at this idiot it beyond funny. At about 5'10" or a little shorter and a body of a guy who have never ever lifted a weight seriously and the demeanor of basically a dork who liked to hang around. He would try to pick up on girls by telling them heplayed football with the 49ers or the Chargers or some team. He went arond saying he started in front of Jerry Rice and he ran a 4.2 40. He woudl swear up and down he did this. We would just laugh at this guy. He had absolutely NO corridination. Myself and Nuu Faaola who played with the Cleveland Browns and played raquetball everyday had him in the court one time at it was a free for all on this child. He tried to convince everyone he was an athlete. And you can usually spot an athlete. They usually had some skill or grace. He had none.
Anyway MW keep it coming I love it. And why are you in Vegas. You can comeback and tell everyone I am wrong but me and Judy and one other person knows different. To tell you the truth Ididn't you had a mean strek in you. You were such a pussy back then and I guess you are still one now since you are hiding. Nice to hear from you again.
I'm starting to feel you dont respond to my questions anymore or for some reason you're missing my posts bro :-X
Nav ask me I am not seeing anything. Ask now
Dude I have never done any kind of Olympic Lifting. Tonny Kono who is perhaps the greatest Olympic lifter of all time is in Hawaii and still teaches at the YMCA Olympic Lifting. I used to watch him teach the kids and it takes so much technique and speed. He had these kids in there 3 days a week training. Allot of light weight working on the technique more than anything. I did not see these kids do anything but Olympic lifting during the days they weere training. They did not mix it up. But I can't see why you couldn't mix in workout between your Olympic training. Sorry.
I'm tryna get into more olympic lifts and strengthen my body better, i've heard it helps a lot. Now since i lift 5x week, where should i throw the olympic lifts in? Should i do it by itself or mix it up with other bodypart workouts?
Thanks
Nice try again at diverting attention away from the questions I brought up, asswipe.
HAHAHAHAHA!! And keep guessing, loser. I'm not the guy you describe, whoever that is. And I ain't in Vegas, moron. Look at the timing of my posts -- I'm on the East Coast. So keep guessing, fat boy. I love it!
Dude I have never done any kind of Olympic Lifting. Tonny Kono who is perhaps the greatest Olympic lifter of all time is in Hawaii and still teaches at the YMCA Olympic Lifting. I used to watch him teach the kids and it takes so much technique and speed. He had these kids in there 3 days a week training. Allot of light weight working on the technique more than anything. I did not see these kids do anything but Olympic lifting during the days they weere training. They did not mix it up. But I can't see why you couldn't mix in workout between your Olympic training. Sorry.
ah sounds good, well i'll start off with light weight and switch it back and forth. Like try it with other bodyparts or do it by itself but you're right though its mostly about "technique and speed"might wanna cut back on the other leg training a bit... olympic stuff is taxing
Thanks bro
Nice try again at diverting attention away from the questions I brought up, asswipe.
HAHAHAHAHA!! And keep guessing, loser. I'm not the guy you describe, whoever that is. And I ain't in Vegas, moron. Look at the timing of my posts -- I'm on the East Coast. So keep guessing, fat boy. I love it!
might wanna cut back on the other leg training a bit... olympic stuff is taxing
Hmm but i feel like that many sets has really helped me to strengthen up my legs a lot?
;D yea right boy. You've been caughtand you know it. So you already got kicked out of there too. Once a loser always a loser. See Ya boy
I guess this isn't going to die a quick death. TTT for Alan. My last comment on this thread.telling people enough is enough ensures thread longevity around here...
I guess this isn't going to die a quick death. TTT for Alan. My last comment on this thread.
Yeah, you got me again, fat boy. I'm MW. You busted me. Since you know who I am now and where I live, why don't you look me up when you're in Vegas? (I'm sure you go to Vegas at least a few times a year to eat at the buffets.) If you're not a coward, you'd take me up on it. And bring some of your friends, asswipe, you will need them. Or are you afraid? All talk behind a computer, haole boy?
See you in Sin City, asswipe!
Keith, braaaaddddahhhhh! Ease up, big guy. I just heard about what happened and I'm sorry I added extra stress to you in a time like this. Really, I had no idea.
Next time you're in Vegas, look me up and I'll buy you dinner. Talk about the good ol' days.
Again, I'm sorry about your girlfriend. I honestly didn't know she was sleeping with another guy and you caught her in bed with the skinny bastard! Everyone said you two were a great match, too. I know it hurts bro, but time heals all wounds. Good luck, Keith.
P.S. This is my last post on this thread. If Keith Jones lies and BS's again on another thread, I will whup his ass again -- as long as he's recovered from this awful cheating girlfriend situation.
Gimmic- i am a local born and raised in Oahu. Honolulu. i am currently living in NY. and you seriously are making us from Hawaii look bad. your racist remarks magnify your ignorance. youre text resembles that of an unintelligent ignorant "mok". and why havent you replyed to Julies PM's as Keith had stated? hitting women is not cool by the way.
no you dont know me Keith. but i do know who you are. i used to see you around town all the time in your Met-Rx truck! i also used to see you around the gym scene. and a couple of times at " I Love Country Cafe". i also went to your show at the Convention Center, i thought it was a good show. i remember seeing Daniel Edwards real cutie. i was also kinda looking forward to being a member of Champions, i remember the sighn on the corner of Ala Moana. you were always working. glad to hear your doing well. i used to be a member of The Gym. i remeber all the guys getting ready for The Cup and the Isalnds.
I hate you Keith >:(
Youre enjoying the beautiful island weather, all the fine beautiful exotic women waering thongs on the beach....plus you get to eat at "I Love Country Cafe"
Wish I was you...
Hey Keith...I used to frequent the Ala Moana hotel when I lived in Hawaii. Id go there to see some expos. I used to go there when they had bikini contest, mini comic book conventions, etc. You do look very familiar. I left Hawaii in 1997. Maybe I may have passd you a few times. One thing about Hawaii is you see almost the same people everywhere you go.
Remember when POGS were huge? Ala Moana hotel used to host a lot of conventions for POGS...(they were the most stupidest, waste of money I ever spent on worthless milkcaps....)
I used to like eating at "I Love Country Cafe". Its like the Hawaiian version of the Firehouse. Now that I have a little more money than I had when I left Hawaii , Id like to go back and visit Hawaii and go back to the Cafe....
Eugene...I dont know if you remember me because its been years....
But if this is the Eugene that used to be a trainer at the Kapiolani Golds/24 Hr Fitness from 1994-1996, I just wanted to say hi. If I remember, you won Mr Australia? I thought you were a pretty cool dude.
If this is you, Eugene, what have you been up to?
Eugene...I dont know if you remember me because its been years....
But if this is the Eugene that used to be a trainer at the Kapiolani Golds/24 Hr Fitness from 1994-1996, I just wanted to say hi. If I remember, you won Mr Australia? I thought you were a pretty cool dude.
If this is you, Eugene, what have you been up to?
Eugene, glad you could make it over. I told you about all of this trash talk going on over here.
Keith, Eugene knows you....ask him some questions. BTW...Eugene has his pic on the wall at I Love Country Cafe, it's all he ever talks to me about! Ha ha!
Spider out....
Gossip & OpinionsPerhaps you should take the time to read the posts on this particular board first. did Keith baselessly attack anyone?
A board where you can gossip about the bodybuilding and fitness industry, whatever is on your mind, and discuss all. No racist or foul language, and no baseless attacks. That means you, Keith Jones.
Perhaps you should take the time to read the posts on this particular board first. did Keith baselessly attack anyone?gimmic/tomb-raider is just being a little punk
DEE DEE DEE, Look I read the whole thread and Keith Jones made some serious accusations about Judy, now in the real world had some people read what Keith had to say, Judy might have gotten some caps shot at her, if that is not baseless than what is? Look all I'm saying is that people should watch what they post, you don't know who is reading this stuff. BTW Keith take you ass away from the computer and talk to real people dude. Also, I was an invited guest at Alan and Judy's wedding, as a matter of fact I was in the wedding party, DUDE you were not invited, you crashed their wedding in a pair of shorts and sweat shirt, the Mayor and Governor of the State of Hawaii proclaimed that day for them, there was over 500 people and you had the nerve to show up univited, wassup. Tomb-Raider out!
For those of you who want in on this bring on or stay out of it. I'm pretty sure I know who each and everyone of you are! You don't want to go there with me. I'm you worst nightmare, I know you and you don't know me, be afraid very afraid.
13 bacardi shots and 6-8 beers in 15 minutes?Easily possible. And probably very painful. Used to do a lot of partying, and with the shit I've seen, I would never say never. And I'm not even going near Andre the Giant and his 188 beers at one sitting. :)
I don't think that is possible sorry...
Maybe it is Alan and he is pissed off at the bar tab you ran up!!!
13 bacardi shots and 6-8 beers in 15 minutes?
I don't think that is possible sorry...
Maybe it is Alan and he is pissed off at the bar tab you ran up!!!
Easily possible. And probably very painful. Used to do a lot of partying, and with the shit I've seen, I would never say never. And I'm not even going near Andre the Giant and his 188 beers at one sitting. :)Man I'd throw it straight back up!
Man I'd throw it straight back up!I've seen two of these in my time. Pretty rare. We (Canada) lost a snooker player a few years ago that had some kind of sugar problem in his body (not sure, here) which would literally do something/negate to the alcohol in the beer. He was world famous in tourneys for downing 60+ pints regularly while he was playing. Insane. Look him up, he should be easy to track down.
I did see some documentary about a really fat english guy named barry who literally inhaled pints of beer in one gulp though...