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Title: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Dr. Shock on August 02, 2006, 03:04:21 AM
Ha ha.. Just had some fat guy at work tell me that I shouldnt be eating chicken and potato this early (11am) because "my metabolism hasnt started yet".. I asked him to explain this and he told me that the body's metabolism doesnt start until around midday. I nearly choked on my food.. After I gave him a lesson in simple nutrition he said nothing as he headed outside for a coffee and a smoke.. ha ha ha I love it when these losers try to tell you how to eat when their diet consists of coffee, cigarettes and McD's  :D
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Platz on August 02, 2006, 03:07:22 AM
Ha ha.. Just had some fat guy at work tell me that I shouldnt be eating chicken and potato this early (11am) because "my metabolism hasnt started yet".. I asked him to explain this and he told me that the body's metabolism doesnt start until around midday. I nearly choked on my food.. After I gave him a lesson in simple nutrition he said nothing as he headed outside for a coffee and a smoke.. ha ha ha I love it when these losers try to tell you how to eat when their diet consists of coffee, cigarettes and McD's  :D

haha yes, monster owning of co-worker
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: gordiano on August 02, 2006, 03:25:39 AM
Ha ha.. Just had some fat guy at work tell me that I shouldnt be eating chicken and potato this early (11am) because "my metabolism hasnt started yet".. I asked him to explain this and he told me that the body's metabolism doesnt start until around midday. I nearly choked on my food.. After I gave him a lesson in simple nutrition he said nothing as he headed outside for a coffee and a smoke.. ha ha ha I love it when these losers try to tell you how to eat when their diet consists of coffee, cigarettes and McD's  :D

Fucking dumbasses.

Why do they open their mouths? Always the ones that look like shit, too.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: 240 is Back on August 02, 2006, 05:29:17 AM
You should have had him write you up a new diet plan, posted it here with his pic from your camera phone, and let us all mock him.  Then, send him the link where he can see his name/pic, his terrible diet, and the many witty getbig insults.

monster two-story pwnage.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Dr. Shock on August 02, 2006, 05:33:16 AM
ROFL 240, that would have been classic. I think something like that would have to be known as: Gargantuan Ownage  ;D
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: 240 is Back on August 02, 2006, 05:41:38 AM
ROFL 240, that would have been classic. I think something like that would have to be known as: Gargantuan Ownage  ;D

most people don't know what a brutal place this is.  He'd see his image photochopped onto some gay pics, he'd see his wife's work info posted, and he'd have about forty "oh brother" gay jokes about him before noon EST.  All for giving bad advice.  Dude might kill himself. 
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Mars on August 02, 2006, 05:47:23 AM
(http://images.google.nl/url?q=http://www.shadypenguin.com/images/fat%2520guy%2520dancing.jpg)
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Dr. Shock on August 02, 2006, 05:49:55 AM
Hey Mars, that pic isnt too far wrong, except the dude has a pony-tail..... and his hair is red   :o
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Praetor Fenix on August 02, 2006, 05:50:26 AM
You should have had him write you up a new diet plan, posted it here with his pic from your camera phone, and let us all mock him.  Then, send him the link where he can see his name/pic, his terrible diet, and the many witty getbig insults.

Double-standard.  >:(

The critics were rather lenient when you revealed your fast-food bulking diet, no?
Your all-you-can-eat buffet dinner "revision" too!
Case in point, most of us at some time have subscribed to one diet fallacy or another.

Sort of like the parable in the Bible where the slave-owner pardons the slave his debt, yet this same slave later demands payment from his peer and refuses clemency.

I'm only kidding by the way. I miss the days when you used to frequently update your progress.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: 240 is Back on August 02, 2006, 05:53:40 AM
yeah, I was quite the fast food guru back then.  lived on the road and certainly knew many of the McD girls by name :)  And the buffet, that was like a godsend.  However, after a few dozen public whippings on getbig, I saw the error of my ways.  As should the redhead ponytailed cubicle lunchtime guru that works with the good Dr Spock :)
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Overload on August 02, 2006, 06:39:51 AM
There is a fat lady up here who always tells me i'm going to get fat by eating 6 meals a day...i eat chicken and veggies while she eats taco cabana or wendy's every day...

 8)
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: jaejonna on August 02, 2006, 06:48:05 AM
That must suck working with Canidate
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: anvil on August 02, 2006, 06:58:22 AM
That must suck working with Canidate

 ;D ;D ;D

Gargantuan LOL
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: sarcasm on August 02, 2006, 07:42:08 AM
most people don't know what a brutal place this is.  He'd see his image photochopped onto some gay pics, he'd see his wife's work info posted, and he'd have about forty "oh brother" gay jokes about him before noon EST.  All for giving bad advice.  Dude might kill himself. 
hahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Mars on August 02, 2006, 07:44:15 AM
Haha, he'd better post the pic of that fatty over here.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 02, 2006, 07:47:26 AM
I avoid this problem by not hiring fat lazy slobs in the first place.  ;D
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: jaejonna on August 02, 2006, 07:50:59 AM
People come up to me and ask me all these questions about nutrition, but when the bagels come in the morning they pour on the cream cheese like its icing on a cake. Know full well that I tell them, hey you might want to lay off the bagels....fcuking fatties want to ask you questions and then they go nuts when someone says that they brought back some fudge from germany..... eat up fatties
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Bluto on August 02, 2006, 08:04:08 AM
shut up, you're all fat only you claim you're "bulking" and this is your "off-season"
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: jaejonna on August 02, 2006, 08:05:42 AM
shut up, you're all fat only you claim you're "bulking" and this is your "off-season"

::)
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 02, 2006, 08:07:18 AM
shut up, you're all fat only you claim you're "bulking" and this is your "off-season"


and Bluto reveals that he is the fat, pony tailed retard. hahaha
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: kiwiol on August 02, 2006, 08:18:12 AM
shut up, you're all fat only you claim you're "bulking" and this is your "off-season"

Meltdown. And Skin-fluto, why don't you come down to the V and make some noise bitch?
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: jaejonna on August 02, 2006, 08:27:05 AM
I would bet 500 dollars that I could post a pic with todays NYTimes next to my abs showing how fat I am if Bluto would do the same....

Thanks I thought so.... Bluto your fat and that sucks...









for you
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Bluto on August 02, 2006, 08:27:49 AM
and Bluto reveals that he is the fat, pony tailed retard. hahaha

haha no way
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Bluto on August 02, 2006, 08:28:20 AM
Meltdown. And Skin-fluto, why don't you come down to the V and make some noise bitch?

been there, done that
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Bluto on August 02, 2006, 08:29:45 AM
I would bet 500 dollars that I could post a pic with todays NYTimes next to my abs showing how fat I am if Bluto would do the same....

Thanks I thought so.... Bluto your fat and that sucks...









for you

im not, but if you had a clue you would know that several people posting in this thread has a "weight problem" (and im not talking about too much muscle mass) yet they claim to be disgusted by fat, avoid mcdonalds as the plague etc

well it just doesnt make sense...
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: jaejonna on August 02, 2006, 08:33:21 AM
im not, but if you had a clue you would know that several people posting in this thread has a "weight problem" (and im not talking about too much muscle mass) yet they claim to be disgusted by fat, avoid mcdonalds as the plague etc

well it just doesnt make sense...
I know, you mean Hercales, Warhorse, Canidate, Oliver ...
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 02, 2006, 09:08:17 AM
im not, but if you had a clue you would know that several people posting in this thread has a "weight problem" (and im not talking about too much muscle mass) yet they claim to be disgusted by fat, avoid mcdonalds as the plague etc

well it just doesnt make sense...






I'M CALLING ON ALL GETBIGGERS FROM NOW ON TO POST THEIR OWN PIC PRIOR TO THRASH TALKING
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: sarcasm on August 02, 2006, 09:09:21 AM





I'M CALLING ON ALL GETBIGGERS FROM NOW ON TO POST THEIR OWN PIC PRIOR TO THRASH TALKING
kinda like the one of you weighing all of a buck ninety with three sweatshirts on meeting an emaciated Triple H?
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 02, 2006, 09:10:41 AM
kinda like the one of you weighing all of a buck ninety with three sweatshirts on meeting an emaciated Triple H?

hahaha, and posting it on EVERY thread to prove to everybody that he was HHH's chauffer/butler/yard boy. hahaha
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: davidpaul on August 02, 2006, 09:11:39 AM





I'M CALLING ON ALL GETBIGGERS FROM NOW ON TO POST THEIR OWN PIC PRIOR TO THRASH TALKING

another self-induced hugetits meltdown. ::)
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: sarcasm on August 02, 2006, 09:12:18 AM
hahaha, and posting it on EVERY thread to prove to everybody that he was HHH's chauffer/butler/yard boy. hahaha
hahahaha, the guy has the chest of an average garbage man and he wants us to believe he benches 525, hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, what a fucking joke.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: anvil on August 02, 2006, 09:15:06 AM
hahahaha, the guy has the chest of an average garbage man and he wants us to believe he benches 525, hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, what a fucking joke.

sarcasm, are you saying the guy on the left is hugepecs during a workout?

Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: sarcasm on August 02, 2006, 09:15:49 AM
sarcasm, are you saying the guy on the left is hugepecs during a workout?


that guy has way bigger arms than "hugepecs".
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 02, 2006, 09:23:53 AM
hahahaha, the guy has the chest of an average garbage man and he wants us to believe he benches 525, hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, what a fucking joke.

Yes, I wonder if he just added 10 more sweatshirts when he benched?  Monster range of motion.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Bluto on August 02, 2006, 09:28:56 AM
Yes, I wonder if he just added 10 more sweatshirts when he benched?  Monster range of motion.

that would about equal sarcasm's body fat
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Man of Steel on August 02, 2006, 09:55:13 AM
been there, done that


Meltdown
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 02, 2006, 10:11:38 AM
hahahaha, the guy has the chest of an average garbage man and he wants us to believe he benches 525, hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, what a fucking joke.




with all the bullshit aside, why dont we schedule a meet, clown, and let the bench do all the talking, and I'm fcuking serious
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 02, 2006, 10:15:59 AM
hahaha, and posting it on EVERY thread to prove to everybody that he was HHH's chauffer/butler/yard boy. hahaha




ya'll clown amuse me, really. let's cut all the bullshit now, c'mon ya aint got shyt to lose, right. why dont we all post pics and have some fun
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Blockhead on August 02, 2006, 11:04:51 AM
Ha ha.. Just had some fat guy at work tell me that I shouldnt be eating chicken and potato this early (11am) because "my metabolism hasnt started yet".. I asked him to explain this and he told me that the body's metabolism doesnt start until around midday. I nearly choked on my food.. After I gave him a lesson in simple nutrition he said nothing as he headed outside for a coffee and a smoke.. ha ha ha I love it when these losers try to tell you how to eat when their diet consists of coffee, cigarettes and McD's  :D
Dr.  Is there anyway you can make this happen for all of us? Can you snap a pic of this fat fcuk and have him write down a few simple diet plans for you...just act like what he said got you thinking...then as 240 says...post it here?

 You can really make it happen if you want. We all believe in you! Do it for all of us...it will be known as what I like to say  the ultimate 'Galactic OWNING of the Third Kind'. It will be so legendery what will happen to him here he will probably blow up a building or everyone in your office so proceed w/ caution.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 02, 2006, 12:17:24 PM



 why dont we all post pics and have some fun

Sorry pal,  I don't swing that way.  Try brianX or danielson.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: kiwiol on August 02, 2006, 12:23:48 PM
Sorry pal,  I don't swing that way.  Try brianX or danielson.

Are you saying that Hugepecs is the kind of guy who rubs some Deep heat into his elbows, puts on his bench suit, clinches his 6" belt tightly, gets some chalk, screams savagely and walks up to his 'boyfriend' Bluto, who's ready to bench and says, "Yes !!!! Let's go tiger - I'm ready to spot you now. Lets see if you can get a double with the 135 lbs today", Showstoppa ? Hahahaha gayer than a Village people reunion.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 02, 2006, 12:36:23 PM
you guys know it's wrong to make fun of people who are fat and ignorant. some claim you need to humiliate them in order to teach them the proper way, but that's a load of bollocks.

I admit I get a kick out of the nutritional myths coworkers and family memebers claim to be fact, but I can laugh at it without putting them down . . .
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: HERACLES on August 02, 2006, 12:41:40 PM
Whats amazing.....

Is at work, I see how people eat every day at lunch/break.

This one fella, hes almost 50. He looks terrible in a way like massive weight gain, huge belly, but skinny build, and he looks flustered all the time, like he has high blood pressure. This is what he eats, about..

Breakfast, always usally a mountain due, or coke with pancakes, suasage and eggs..

lunch, something fried, with a side of mozzarella sticks, and soda.. AND always a desert.


Its crazy!

Almost all of them buy dessert too.
Im there everymorning, with my 1/2 cup of oats, and my protein drink, and the same old song for lunch daily, you know, Chicken blah blah blah....

Sometimes they try to eat like I do, but it lasts a few days..then its back to desserts, etc..

Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 02, 2006, 12:50:31 PM
Are you saying that Hugepecs is the kind of guy who rubs some Deep heat into his elbows, puts on his bench suit, clinches his 6" belt tightly, gets some chalk, screams savagely and walks up to his 'boyfriend' Bluto, who's ready to bench and says, "Yes !!!! Let's go tiger - I'm ready to spot you now. Lets see if you can get a double with the 135 lbs today", Showstoppa ? Hahahaha gayer than a Village people reunion.



last time I remember, I crush nerds like you at the gym upon arrival.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: kiwiol on August 02, 2006, 12:53:18 PM
last time I remember, I crush nerds like you at the gym upon arrival.

The only thing you crush is the condom that you strip off your musclebear boyfriend's schlong in a hurry, before saying, "No, I want it to be natural and I want you to come in my mouth, you hear ?" as you start deepthroating him.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: sarcasm on August 02, 2006, 12:55:28 PM
Are you saying that Hugepecs is the kind of guy who rubs some Deep heat into his elbows, puts on his bench suit, clinches his 6" belt tightly, gets some chalk, screams savagely and walks up to his 'boyfriend' Bluto, who's ready to bench and says, "Yes !!!! Let's go tiger - I'm ready to spot you now. Lets see if you can get a double with the 135 lbs today", Showstoppa ? Hahahaha gayer than a Village people reunion.
hahahaha, "tiger".
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 02, 2006, 12:55:58 PM
The only thing you crush is the condom that you strip off your musclebear boyfriend's schlong in a hurry, before saying, "No, I want it to be natural and I want you to come in my mouth, you hear ?" as you start deepthroating him.



I own pussy ass clowns like you at my gym, I step on em as I will;D is that  too hard  for you to understand




Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: kiwiol on August 02, 2006, 12:56:28 PM
hahahaha, "tiger".

Yes! Hugepecs speaks the language of the 'snake charmers'
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 02, 2006, 01:01:01 PM
Yes! Hugepecs speaks the language of the 'snake charmers'



I love crushing nerds like you, and watch em leaving the Gym and run away like the little bitch they are, ha,ha,ha make my day
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: kiwiol on August 02, 2006, 01:13:46 PM
I love crushing nerds like you, and watch em leaving the Gym and run away like the little bitch they are, ha,ha,ha make my day

Wow! I have no reply to match this brutal ownage ::)
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: sarcasm on August 02, 2006, 01:15:16 PM
Wow! I have no reply to match this brutal ownage ::)
hahahaha, you better watch out kiwiol, "hugepecs" will post a pic of him weighing 190lbs. wearing 4 sweatshirts pushing his chest out standing next to a skinny off cycle Triple H.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: kiwiol on August 02, 2006, 01:24:58 PM
hahahaha, you better watch out kiwiol, "hugepecs" will post a pic of him weighing 190lbs. wearing 4 sweatshirts pushing his chest out standing next to a skinny off cycle Triple H.

Hahaha Sarcasm, are you saying that 'tinytits' is the kind of guy who walks into the newly opened local fitness spa and when the Salesperson offers to show him around the free weights section, says, "Oh but I don't want to do all those big weights (pointing at 2 highschool kids benching 135 lbs). I'll just leave those for my musclebear boyfriend. Please show me some brochures on the Yoga and Pilates classes - I just want to be as limber and flexible as possible so I can be fully prepared when I get my boyfriend to manhandle me as roughly and in as many positions as I demand" ? Hahaha gayer than a Muscle tech advertorial.
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 02, 2006, 01:28:51 PM
Hahaha Sarcasm, are you saying that 'tinytits' is the kind of guy who walks into the newly opened local fitness spa and when the Salesperson offers to show him around the free weights section, says, "Oh but I don't want to do all those big weights (pointing at 2 highschool kids benching 135 lbs). I'll just leave those for my musclebear boyfriend. Please show me some brochures on the Yoga and Pilates classes - I just want to be as limber and flexible as possible so I can be fully prepared when I get my boyfriend to manhandle me as roughly and in as many positions as I demand" ? Hahaha gayer than a Muscle tech advertorial.




YOU SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE HAD A LOT OF EXPERIENCE FROM THE BIG HOUSE...LOL. WHEN WERE YOU RELEASED?
ARE YOU STILL KEEPING CONTACT WITH BIG BUBBA (YOUR TOP BEAR) ;D
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 02, 2006, 01:38:35 PM
HUGEPECS will HHH loan you to me to clean my gutters this weekend?
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: Blockhead on August 02, 2006, 01:45:14 PM
HUGEPECS will HHH loan you to me to clean my gutters this weekend?
Hahahahaha! You trying to say that TripleH 'OWNS' him as in...his 'property'?
Title: Re: Brutal ownage at work
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 02, 2006, 01:47:38 PM
Hahahahaha! You trying to say that TripleH 'OWNS' him as in...his 'property'?

Yes, but I heard he will loan/lease him for a 6-pack of PBR.