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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Dr. Shock on August 02, 2006, 03:04:21 AM
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Ha ha.. Just had some fat guy at work tell me that I shouldnt be eating chicken and potato this early (11am) because "my metabolism hasnt started yet".. I asked him to explain this and he told me that the body's metabolism doesnt start until around midday. I nearly choked on my food.. After I gave him a lesson in simple nutrition he said nothing as he headed outside for a coffee and a smoke.. ha ha ha I love it when these losers try to tell you how to eat when their diet consists of coffee, cigarettes and McD's :D
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Ha ha.. Just had some fat guy at work tell me that I shouldnt be eating chicken and potato this early (11am) because "my metabolism hasnt started yet".. I asked him to explain this and he told me that the body's metabolism doesnt start until around midday. I nearly choked on my food.. After I gave him a lesson in simple nutrition he said nothing as he headed outside for a coffee and a smoke.. ha ha ha I love it when these losers try to tell you how to eat when their diet consists of coffee, cigarettes and McD's :D
haha yes, monster owning of co-worker
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Ha ha.. Just had some fat guy at work tell me that I shouldnt be eating chicken and potato this early (11am) because "my metabolism hasnt started yet".. I asked him to explain this and he told me that the body's metabolism doesnt start until around midday. I nearly choked on my food.. After I gave him a lesson in simple nutrition he said nothing as he headed outside for a coffee and a smoke.. ha ha ha I love it when these losers try to tell you how to eat when their diet consists of coffee, cigarettes and McD's :D
Fucking dumbasses.
Why do they open their mouths? Always the ones that look like shit, too.
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You should have had him write you up a new diet plan, posted it here with his pic from your camera phone, and let us all mock him. Then, send him the link where he can see his name/pic, his terrible diet, and the many witty getbig insults.
monster two-story pwnage.
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ROFL 240, that would have been classic. I think something like that would have to be known as: Gargantuan Ownage ;D
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ROFL 240, that would have been classic. I think something like that would have to be known as: Gargantuan Ownage ;D
most people don't know what a brutal place this is. He'd see his image photochopped onto some gay pics, he'd see his wife's work info posted, and he'd have about forty "oh brother" gay jokes about him before noon EST. All for giving bad advice. Dude might kill himself.
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(http://images.google.nl/url?q=http://www.shadypenguin.com/images/fat%2520guy%2520dancing.jpg)
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Hey Mars, that pic isnt too far wrong, except the dude has a pony-tail..... and his hair is red :o
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You should have had him write you up a new diet plan, posted it here with his pic from your camera phone, and let us all mock him. Then, send him the link where he can see his name/pic, his terrible diet, and the many witty getbig insults.
Double-standard. >:(
The critics were rather lenient when you revealed your fast-food bulking diet, no?
Your all-you-can-eat buffet dinner "revision" too!
Case in point, most of us at some time have subscribed to one diet fallacy or another.
Sort of like the parable in the Bible where the slave-owner pardons the slave his debt, yet this same slave later demands payment from his peer and refuses clemency.
I'm only kidding by the way. I miss the days when you used to frequently update your progress.
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yeah, I was quite the fast food guru back then. lived on the road and certainly knew many of the McD girls by name :) And the buffet, that was like a godsend. However, after a few dozen public whippings on getbig, I saw the error of my ways. As should the redhead ponytailed cubicle lunchtime guru that works with the good Dr Spock :)
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There is a fat lady up here who always tells me i'm going to get fat by eating 6 meals a day...i eat chicken and veggies while she eats taco cabana or wendy's every day...
8)
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That must suck working with Canidate
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That must suck working with Canidate
;D ;D ;D
Gargantuan LOL
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most people don't know what a brutal place this is. He'd see his image photochopped onto some gay pics, he'd see his wife's work info posted, and he'd have about forty "oh brother" gay jokes about him before noon EST. All for giving bad advice. Dude might kill himself.
hahahahahahaha.
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Haha, he'd better post the pic of that fatty over here.
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I avoid this problem by not hiring fat lazy slobs in the first place. ;D
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People come up to me and ask me all these questions about nutrition, but when the bagels come in the morning they pour on the cream cheese like its icing on a cake. Know full well that I tell them, hey you might want to lay off the bagels....fcuking fatties want to ask you questions and then they go nuts when someone says that they brought back some fudge from germany..... eat up fatties
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shut up, you're all fat only you claim you're "bulking" and this is your "off-season"
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shut up, you're all fat only you claim you're "bulking" and this is your "off-season"
::)
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shut up, you're all fat only you claim you're "bulking" and this is your "off-season"
and Bluto reveals that he is the fat, pony tailed retard. hahaha
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shut up, you're all fat only you claim you're "bulking" and this is your "off-season"
Meltdown. And Skin-fluto, why don't you come down to the V and make some noise bitch?
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I would bet 500 dollars that I could post a pic with todays NYTimes next to my abs showing how fat I am if Bluto would do the same....
Thanks I thought so.... Bluto your fat and that sucks...
for you
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and Bluto reveals that he is the fat, pony tailed retard. hahaha
haha no way
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Meltdown. And Skin-fluto, why don't you come down to the V and make some noise bitch?
been there, done that
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I would bet 500 dollars that I could post a pic with todays NYTimes next to my abs showing how fat I am if Bluto would do the same....
Thanks I thought so.... Bluto your fat and that sucks...
for you
im not, but if you had a clue you would know that several people posting in this thread has a "weight problem" (and im not talking about too much muscle mass) yet they claim to be disgusted by fat, avoid mcdonalds as the plague etc
well it just doesnt make sense...
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im not, but if you had a clue you would know that several people posting in this thread has a "weight problem" (and im not talking about too much muscle mass) yet they claim to be disgusted by fat, avoid mcdonalds as the plague etc
well it just doesnt make sense...
I know, you mean Hercales, Warhorse, Canidate, Oliver ...
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im not, but if you had a clue you would know that several people posting in this thread has a "weight problem" (and im not talking about too much muscle mass) yet they claim to be disgusted by fat, avoid mcdonalds as the plague etc
well it just doesnt make sense...
I'M CALLING ON ALL GETBIGGERS FROM NOW ON TO POST THEIR OWN PIC PRIOR TO THRASH TALKING
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I'M CALLING ON ALL GETBIGGERS FROM NOW ON TO POST THEIR OWN PIC PRIOR TO THRASH TALKING
kinda like the one of you weighing all of a buck ninety with three sweatshirts on meeting an emaciated Triple H?
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kinda like the one of you weighing all of a buck ninety with three sweatshirts on meeting an emaciated Triple H?
hahaha, and posting it on EVERY thread to prove to everybody that he was HHH's chauffer/butler/yard boy. hahaha
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I'M CALLING ON ALL GETBIGGERS FROM NOW ON TO POST THEIR OWN PIC PRIOR TO THRASH TALKING
another self-induced hugetits meltdown. ::)
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hahaha, and posting it on EVERY thread to prove to everybody that he was HHH's chauffer/butler/yard boy. hahaha
hahahaha, the guy has the chest of an average garbage man and he wants us to believe he benches 525, hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, what a fucking joke.
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hahahaha, the guy has the chest of an average garbage man and he wants us to believe he benches 525, hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, what a fucking joke.
sarcasm, are you saying the guy on the left is hugepecs during a workout?
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sarcasm, are you saying the guy on the left is hugepecs during a workout?
that guy has way bigger arms than "hugepecs".
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hahahaha, the guy has the chest of an average garbage man and he wants us to believe he benches 525, hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, what a fucking joke.
Yes, I wonder if he just added 10 more sweatshirts when he benched? Monster range of motion.
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Yes, I wonder if he just added 10 more sweatshirts when he benched? Monster range of motion.
that would about equal sarcasm's body fat
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been there, done that
Meltdown
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hahahaha, the guy has the chest of an average garbage man and he wants us to believe he benches 525, hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, what a fucking joke.
with all the bullshit aside, why dont we schedule a meet, clown, and let the bench do all the talking, and I'm fcuking serious
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hahaha, and posting it on EVERY thread to prove to everybody that he was HHH's chauffer/butler/yard boy. hahaha
ya'll clown amuse me, really. let's cut all the bullshit now, c'mon ya aint got shyt to lose, right. why dont we all post pics and have some fun
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Ha ha.. Just had some fat guy at work tell me that I shouldnt be eating chicken and potato this early (11am) because "my metabolism hasnt started yet".. I asked him to explain this and he told me that the body's metabolism doesnt start until around midday. I nearly choked on my food.. After I gave him a lesson in simple nutrition he said nothing as he headed outside for a coffee and a smoke.. ha ha ha I love it when these losers try to tell you how to eat when their diet consists of coffee, cigarettes and McD's :D
Dr. Is there anyway you can make this happen for all of us? Can you snap a pic of this fat fcuk and have him write down a few simple diet plans for you...just act like what he said got you thinking...then as 240 says...post it here?
You can really make it happen if you want. We all believe in you! Do it for all of us...it will be known as what I like to say the ultimate 'Galactic OWNING of the Third Kind'. It will be so legendery what will happen to him here he will probably blow up a building or everyone in your office so proceed w/ caution.
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why dont we all post pics and have some fun
Sorry pal, I don't swing that way. Try brianX or danielson.
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Sorry pal, I don't swing that way. Try brianX or danielson.
Are you saying that Hugepecs is the kind of guy who rubs some Deep heat into his elbows, puts on his bench suit, clinches his 6" belt tightly, gets some chalk, screams savagely and walks up to his 'boyfriend' Bluto, who's ready to bench and says, "Yes !!!! Let's go tiger - I'm ready to spot you now. Lets see if you can get a double with the 135 lbs today", Showstoppa ? Hahahaha gayer than a Village people reunion.
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you guys know it's wrong to make fun of people who are fat and ignorant. some claim you need to humiliate them in order to teach them the proper way, but that's a load of bollocks.
I admit I get a kick out of the nutritional myths coworkers and family memebers claim to be fact, but I can laugh at it without putting them down . . .
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Whats amazing.....
Is at work, I see how people eat every day at lunch/break.
This one fella, hes almost 50. He looks terrible in a way like massive weight gain, huge belly, but skinny build, and he looks flustered all the time, like he has high blood pressure. This is what he eats, about..
Breakfast, always usally a mountain due, or coke with pancakes, suasage and eggs..
lunch, something fried, with a side of mozzarella sticks, and soda.. AND always a desert.
Its crazy!
Almost all of them buy dessert too.
Im there everymorning, with my 1/2 cup of oats, and my protein drink, and the same old song for lunch daily, you know, Chicken blah blah blah....
Sometimes they try to eat like I do, but it lasts a few days..then its back to desserts, etc..
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Are you saying that Hugepecs is the kind of guy who rubs some Deep heat into his elbows, puts on his bench suit, clinches his 6" belt tightly, gets some chalk, screams savagely and walks up to his 'boyfriend' Bluto, who's ready to bench and says, "Yes !!!! Let's go tiger - I'm ready to spot you now. Lets see if you can get a double with the 135 lbs today", Showstoppa ? Hahahaha gayer than a Village people reunion.
last time I remember, I crush nerds like you at the gym upon arrival.
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last time I remember, I crush nerds like you at the gym upon arrival.
The only thing you crush is the condom that you strip off your musclebear boyfriend's schlong in a hurry, before saying, "No, I want it to be natural and I want you to come in my mouth, you hear ?" as you start deepthroating him.
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Are you saying that Hugepecs is the kind of guy who rubs some Deep heat into his elbows, puts on his bench suit, clinches his 6" belt tightly, gets some chalk, screams savagely and walks up to his 'boyfriend' Bluto, who's ready to bench and says, "Yes !!!! Let's go tiger - I'm ready to spot you now. Lets see if you can get a double with the 135 lbs today", Showstoppa ? Hahahaha gayer than a Village people reunion.
hahahaha, "tiger".
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The only thing you crush is the condom that you strip off your musclebear boyfriend's schlong in a hurry, before saying, "No, I want it to be natural and I want you to come in my mouth, you hear ?" as you start deepthroating him.
I own pussy ass clowns like you at my gym, I step on em as I will;D is that too hard for you to understand
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hahahaha, "tiger".
Yes! Hugepecs speaks the language of the 'snake charmers'
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Yes! Hugepecs speaks the language of the 'snake charmers'
I love crushing nerds like you, and watch em leaving the Gym and run away like the little bitch they are, ha,ha,ha make my day
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I love crushing nerds like you, and watch em leaving the Gym and run away like the little bitch they are, ha,ha,ha make my day
Wow! I have no reply to match this brutal ownage ::)
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Wow! I have no reply to match this brutal ownage ::)
hahahaha, you better watch out kiwiol, "hugepecs" will post a pic of him weighing 190lbs. wearing 4 sweatshirts pushing his chest out standing next to a skinny off cycle Triple H.
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hahahaha, you better watch out kiwiol, "hugepecs" will post a pic of him weighing 190lbs. wearing 4 sweatshirts pushing his chest out standing next to a skinny off cycle Triple H.
Hahaha Sarcasm, are you saying that 'tinytits' is the kind of guy who walks into the newly opened local fitness spa and when the Salesperson offers to show him around the free weights section, says, "Oh but I don't want to do all those big weights (pointing at 2 highschool kids benching 135 lbs). I'll just leave those for my musclebear boyfriend. Please show me some brochures on the Yoga and Pilates classes - I just want to be as limber and flexible as possible so I can be fully prepared when I get my boyfriend to manhandle me as roughly and in as many positions as I demand" ? Hahaha gayer than a Muscle tech advertorial.
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Hahaha Sarcasm, are you saying that 'tinytits' is the kind of guy who walks into the newly opened local fitness spa and when the Salesperson offers to show him around the free weights section, says, "Oh but I don't want to do all those big weights (pointing at 2 highschool kids benching 135 lbs). I'll just leave those for my musclebear boyfriend. Please show me some brochures on the Yoga and Pilates classes - I just want to be as limber and flexible as possible so I can be fully prepared when I get my boyfriend to manhandle me as roughly and in as many positions as I demand" ? Hahaha gayer than a Muscle tech advertorial.
YOU SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE HAD A LOT OF EXPERIENCE FROM THE BIG HOUSE...LOL. WHEN WERE YOU RELEASED?
ARE YOU STILL KEEPING CONTACT WITH BIG BUBBA (YOUR TOP BEAR) ;D
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HUGEPECS will HHH loan you to me to clean my gutters this weekend?
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HUGEPECS will HHH loan you to me to clean my gutters this weekend?
Hahahahaha! You trying to say that TripleH 'OWNS' him as in...his 'property'?
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Hahahahaha! You trying to say that TripleH 'OWNS' him as in...his 'property'?
Yes, but I heard he will loan/lease him for a 6-pack of PBR.