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Title: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: jaejonna on August 22, 2006, 12:39:50 PM
"You can't carry my gym bag"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on August 22, 2006, 12:41:11 PM
"Yeaaahhh Buudddyyy!!!"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Lynchie on August 22, 2006, 12:42:11 PM
$200 bucks a hour and $300 if you want me to swallow.
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: alexxx on August 22, 2006, 12:42:27 PM
"Alexxx numero uno!"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Blockhead on August 22, 2006, 12:43:00 PM
 I dont know but I hate it when people at work or in public or at family events look at me and try to be witty with "...We're here to PUMP...YOU UP!" in the fake gay Hans/Frans accent.

 Or...when I hear..."Hercules!Hercules!"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Fury on August 22, 2006, 12:43:39 PM
I dont know but I hate it when people at work or in public or at family events look at me and try to be witty with "...We're here to PUMP...YOU UP!" in the fake gay Hans/Frans accent.

 Or...when I hear..."Hercules!Hercules!"

I think what they meant to say to you was, "Do you even lift? Could've fooled me!"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: jaejonna on August 22, 2006, 12:45:45 PM
--Top Three Garaunteed
--Going to dial it in
--Dry as a bone
--Uncle Joe wants to see if I have used the master blaster techniques on ben's ass
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Blockhead on August 22, 2006, 12:49:06 PM
I think what they meant to say to you was, "Do you even lift? Could've fooled me!"
Awww snap! You see I wondered if people knew its only padding under my clothes like on SNL...no wonder. I know I have the little kids on my block fooled though...

 ...snap, that sounded creepy.
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: jaejonna on August 22, 2006, 12:50:44 PM
Craig Titus likes his meat well done
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: 240 is Back on August 22, 2006, 12:52:41 PM
"Hey, anyone know where I can get a website...?"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Bluto on August 22, 2006, 12:55:55 PM
"Up the dosage"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: 240 is Back on August 22, 2006, 12:57:04 PM
"I don't follow the boards - too much negativity!"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on August 22, 2006, 12:57:12 PM
"Muscletech made it happen for me"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: kiwiol on August 22, 2006, 12:58:05 PM
ALL DRUGS ::)
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Deadpool on August 22, 2006, 12:58:50 PM
one hundred percent natural  ::)
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: jaejonna on August 22, 2006, 01:01:01 PM
"On the day of the competetion, I am his father "
 -- Jaejonna talkin in reference to the Mr. Getbig and Alex Rykov's chances
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: davidpaul on August 22, 2006, 01:02:07 PM
"im gonna rock the house"
"ill give em hell"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: davidpaul on August 22, 2006, 01:03:07 PM
"On the day of the competetion, I am his father "
 -- Jaejonna talkin in reference to the Mr. Getbig and Alex Rykov's chances

Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on August 22, 2006, 01:03:59 PM
"Eating is the key to the perfect physique"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Yorkie T on August 22, 2006, 01:08:34 PM
"THIS PROVES IM NOT FAT"  Vince G
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: alexxx on August 22, 2006, 01:08:43 PM


Jonna is a full grown male all 5'3" of him hahahahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on August 22, 2006, 01:10:03 PM
"THIS PROVES IM NOT FAT"  Vince G

Hahahahaha wow that is the best one yet!!!
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: jaejonna on August 22, 2006, 01:10:49 PM
Good evening my friends.

I have decided that I am not ready for the Getbig contest. I do not have the size necessary to compete the way I want to. I do not want to look like the little ripped naturals. No. My quest is after size. A huge gigantic herculean body to call my own. I have set new goals for myself and will not risk losing all my muscles for a measly show that gets me nothing. I am after the big titles. My mind and body are now focused on something far greater.

I will guest pose at the mr. Getbig instead.

I accept contributions and donations to my paypal. pm me.

Codially yours,
Alexxx -Future Champion" -- Alex Rykov
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Blockhead on August 22, 2006, 01:13:05 PM
  "...I looked great the night before then I got a stomach virus and couldnt hold anything down"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on August 22, 2006, 01:14:01 PM
Good evening my friends.

I have decided that I am not ready for the Getbig contest. I do not have the size necessary to compete the way I want to. I do not want to look like the little ripped naturals. No. My quest is after size. A huge gigantic herculean body to call my own. I have set new goals for myself and will not risk losing all my muscles for a measly show that gets me nothing. I am after the big titles. My mind and body are now focused on something far greater.

I will guest pose at the mr. Getbig instead.

I accept contributions and donations to my paypal. pm me.

Codially yours,
Alexxx -Future Champion" -- Alex Rykov


Who couldn't see this coming lol...Like we say he will always be a "champion" in his own mind lol
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: davidpaul on August 22, 2006, 01:15:40 PM
Good evening my friends.

I have decided that I am not ready for the Getbig contest. I do not have the size necessary to compete the way I want to. I do not want to look like the little ripped naturals. No. My quest is after size. A huge gigantic herculean body to call my own. I have set new goals for myself and will not risk losing all my muscles for a measly show that gets me nothing. I am after the big titles. My mind and body are now focused on something far greater.

I will guest pose at the mr. Getbig instead.

I accept contributions and donations to my paypal. pm me.

Codially yours,
Alexxx -Future Champion" -- Alex Rykov


another jaeowning  ;D
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: MikeThaMachine on August 22, 2006, 01:30:05 PM
"Alot of people said I was in the top 3 easy"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: newmom on August 22, 2006, 01:49:36 PM
 "...I looked great the night before then I got a stomach virus and couldnt hold anything down"

thats pretty good
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: tommywishbone on August 22, 2006, 02:07:03 PM
"Three pounds and a tan, and I'm ready!"
"Those judges must be fags!"
"7th? Are they insane!?"
"I f.ucked up my Lasix. You should have seen me 24 hours ago."
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: ether on August 22, 2006, 03:43:36 PM
The problem is that I train so hard, with such super heavy weights that my waist has increased in size (although the rest of my body has not responded), therefore, thanks to advice from first time champion (after 40+ years of trying) Bob Chicherillo, I am going to train lighter, although my enormous muscles and superior genetics would allow me to lift infinitely more, in order to make my waist shrink.

Unfortunately, since I will be using lighter weight, i'm going to have to lay off 4 out of the 8 spotters that I am currently using. But, they will be kept employed to comb through getbig posts so that I can sue every member of this board.

Sincerely yours,

KK

Fifth tier and falling.
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: figgs on August 22, 2006, 05:20:31 PM
The problem is that I train so hard, with such super heavy weights that my waist has increased in size (although the rest of my body has not responded), therefore, thanks to advice from first time champion (after 40+ years of trying) Bob Chicherillo, I am going to train lighter, although my enormous muscles and superior genetics would allow me to lift infinitely more, in order to make my waist shrink.

Unfortunately, since I will be using lighter weight, i'm going to have to lay off 4 out of the 8 spotters that I am currently using. But, they will be kept employed to comb through getbig posts so that I can sue every member of this board.

Sincerely yours,

KK

Fifth tier and falling.

"The bucktooth nerds who talk sh*t on their computers are what motivates me to train harder!"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: the choad on August 22, 2006, 05:58:27 PM
Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder...But no one wants to lift heavy ass weights...
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Special Ed on August 22, 2006, 08:47:34 PM
TOP TEN LINES USED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS

1. If I weren't a pro bodybuilder, I'd be an investment banker.
Truth: If I weren't a pro bodybuilder, I'd be a bouncer.
2. I live right near the beach.
Truth: I pay $960/month for a rental studio garden apartment four miles from the beach...in Compton.
3. I drive a 2008 BMW/Lexus/Benz.
Truth: My lease payment is $960/month because I put "no money down"
4. I didn't even use steroids until after I had won the Jr. Nationals/USA.
Truth: I don't consider anything less than 1g/week to be "using"
5. I benched 225 the first time I touched a weight.
Truth: That would be 75lbs for a triple.
6. [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] and I are really happy together.
Truth: [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] works a full-time job, pays the bills, cooks my meals and takes it in the cornhole so she's a keeper until I find someone hotter who will do the same.
7. I have multiple endorsement deals.
Truth: Other than the free candy bars I get from GetbigNutrition.com, I get free beef burritos from the pimply-faced kid at Taco Bell, a can of $3.00 egg whites a month from EggWhiteUniverse, and a free 'happy ending' from Lai Mei at the Great Wall Spa.
8. [MuscleBlechh/Weiner/ProClap/Swinelab/VDX/CryoTec] helped me get into my best shape ever.
Truth: Upjohn/Steris/BritishDragon helped me get into my best shape ever.
9. I've never done gay-for-pay.
Truth: Giving oral sex to a guy is gay. Getting oral from a guy is not gay.
10. I'm in the process of re-designing my website.
Truth: I'm trying to save up the $300 to get that 240 guy to do one for me.

Special "Top Ten-Incher" Ed
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: french mistake on August 22, 2006, 09:11:51 PM
"Wadda ya mean, there's no credit left on that airline ticket! I have to fly back home!"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: IFBBwannaB on August 22, 2006, 10:12:39 PM
"You can't carry my gym bag"

"Jaejonna stop trying to spot me on the deadlift!...damn nancyboy"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: brad_74 on August 23, 2006, 12:19:59 AM
"I won bbing tournaments.  There is just no proof whatsoever that I won them.  But trust me I dont lie."

Rhino   ::)
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: IFBBwannaB on August 23, 2006, 12:38:30 AM
This is my favourite one liner used by the pros:

Since most of them don't know how to spell properly or use correct punctuation.

Nah...a discussion about if someone is 5"10 or 5"9.78 is way more common and intresting  ::) ;D
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: 240 is Back on August 23, 2006, 12:56:27 AM
"I won bbing tournaments.  There is just no proof whatsoever that I won them.  But trust me I dont lie."

Rhino   ::)

DOH!

(http://240fm.com/london/nab1.jpg)
(http://240fm.com/london/nab2.jpg)
(http://240fm.com/london/nab3.jpg)
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: gtbro1 on August 23, 2006, 12:58:00 AM
any sentence ending in "bro" or "baby"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: BayGBM on August 23, 2006, 02:39:42 AM
Craig Titus likes his meat well done

I can corroborate that.  ;D
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: gatrainer on August 23, 2006, 03:51:10 AM
I can corroborate that.  ;D
can you write about anything that isnt gay....old man?
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Fletch on August 23, 2006, 04:51:53 AM
"Duhhh"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Playboy on August 23, 2006, 04:56:29 AM
Nothin' but a peanut
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Stavios on August 23, 2006, 04:57:38 AM
I have to fight my demons  ::)
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Crusher on August 23, 2006, 07:18:39 AM
My kidney transplant had nothing to do with steroids
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: buffbodz on August 23, 2006, 07:55:32 AM
Hell no!  I'm not addicted to Nubain.  It just helps me lift heavy.
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Tuna Sammich on August 23, 2006, 09:52:34 AM

6. [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] and I are really happy together.
Truth: [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] works a full-time job, pays the bills, cooks my meals and takes it in the cornhole so she's a keeper until I find someone hotter who will do the same.


OMG yes!!!

Shit bro, you don't even have to be pro for that one. I'd give you reps if this were bb.com haha.
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: airrick on August 23, 2006, 09:58:11 AM
TOP TEN LINES USED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS

1. If I weren't a pro bodybuilder, I'd be an investment banker.
Truth: If I weren't a pro bodybuilder, I'd be a bouncer.
2. I live right near the beach.
Truth: I pay $960/month for a rental studio garden apartment four miles from the beach...in Compton.
3. I drive a 2008 BMW/Lexus/Benz.
Truth: My lease payment is $960/month because I put "no money down"
4. I didn't even use steroids until after I had won the Jr. Nationals/USA.
Truth: I don't consider anything less than 1g/week to be "using"
5. I benched 225 the first time I touched a weight.
Truth: That would be 75lbs for a triple.
6. [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] and I are really happy together.
Truth: [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] works a full-time job, pays the bills, cooks my meals and takes it in the cornhole so she's a keeper until I find someone hotter who will do the same.
7. I have multiple endorsement deals.
Truth: Other than the free candy bars I get from GetbigNutrition.com, I get free beef burritos from the pimply-faced kid at Taco Bell, a can of $3.00 egg whites a month from EggWhiteUniverse, and a free 'happy ending' from Lai Mei at the Great Wall Spa.
8. [MuscleBlechh/Weiner/ProClap/Swinelab/VDX/CryoTec] helped me get into my best shape ever.
Truth: Upjohn/Steris/BritishDragon helped me get into my best shape ever.
9. I've never done gay-for-pay.
Truth: Giving oral sex to a guy is gay. Getting oral from a guy is not gay.
10. I'm in the process of re-designing my website.
Truth: I'm trying to save up the $300 to get that 240 guy to do one for me.

Special "Top Ten-Incher" Ed

hahahahahhahah absolute truth!!!
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: natural al on August 23, 2006, 10:40:47 AM
best one liner ever from a BBer:

Serge Nubret:  "It looks like I can take you"

Arnold:  "Keep looking"

I laugh everytime I hear that.
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: IceCold on August 23, 2006, 11:05:33 AM
"its my own fault, really, but i listened to the wrong advice.  I'll use this as a learning experience and come back much better the next time". 


advice from who and what did they tell you?
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: HUGEPECS on August 23, 2006, 11:07:23 AM
"its my own fault, really, but i listened to the wrong advice.  I'll use this as a learning experience and come back much better the next time". 


advice from who and what did they tell you?



they always says that: I'm coming back bigger and better in the next show. Only to have their ass handed to them..lol
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Blockhead on August 23, 2006, 11:08:37 AM
best one liner ever from a BBer:

Serge Nubret:  "It looks like I can take you"

Arnold:  "Keep looking"

I laugh everytime I hear that.
Another GALACTIC OWNING laid out by Arnold...
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on August 23, 2006, 11:08:46 AM
"Chad and I were experimenting this year and something was off"
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Till_I-Collapse on August 23, 2006, 05:46:34 PM
"Tom Prince almost died for you bitches"

Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: bigfisk on August 23, 2006, 05:55:00 PM
"owenage"

Oh... wait it supposed to be things BODYBUILDERs would say.
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: IceCold on August 23, 2006, 07:47:15 PM
best one liner ever from a BBer:

Serge Nubret:  "It looks like I can take you"

Arnold:  "Keep looking"

I laugh everytime I hear that.


def. one of the best lines ever.


also, when lou says "i wanna beat  him" with a nice squel in there.
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: Jr. Yates on August 23, 2006, 08:43:19 PM
best one liner ever from a BBer:

Serge Nubret:  "It looks like I can take you"

Arnold:  "Keep looking"

I laugh everytime I hear that.
haha! that is great.
Title: Re: Favorite One Liners Used By Bodybuilders
Post by: mopar_freak on August 25, 2006, 08:53:00 AM
Craig Titus "BURRN you fucking girl"