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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: jaejonna on August 22, 2006, 12:39:50 PM
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"You can't carry my gym bag"
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"Yeaaahhh Buudddyyy!!!"
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$200 bucks a hour and $300 if you want me to swallow.
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"Alexxx numero uno!"
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I dont know but I hate it when people at work or in public or at family events look at me and try to be witty with "...We're here to PUMP...YOU UP!" in the fake gay Hans/Frans accent.
Or...when I hear..."Hercules!Hercules!"
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I dont know but I hate it when people at work or in public or at family events look at me and try to be witty with "...We're here to PUMP...YOU UP!" in the fake gay Hans/Frans accent.
Or...when I hear..."Hercules!Hercules!"
I think what they meant to say to you was, "Do you even lift? Could've fooled me!"
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--Top Three Garaunteed
--Going to dial it in
--Dry as a bone
--Uncle Joe wants to see if I have used the master blaster techniques on ben's ass
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I think what they meant to say to you was, "Do you even lift? Could've fooled me!"
Awww snap! You see I wondered if people knew its only padding under my clothes like on SNL...no wonder. I know I have the little kids on my block fooled though...
...snap, that sounded creepy.
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Craig Titus likes his meat well done
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"Hey, anyone know where I can get a website...?"
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"Up the dosage"
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"I don't follow the boards - too much negativity!"
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"Muscletech made it happen for me"
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ALL DRUGS ::)
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one hundred percent natural ::)
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"On the day of the competetion, I am his father "
-- Jaejonna talkin in reference to the Mr. Getbig and Alex Rykov's chances
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"im gonna rock the house"
"ill give em hell"
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"On the day of the competetion, I am his father "
-- Jaejonna talkin in reference to the Mr. Getbig and Alex Rykov's chances
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"Eating is the key to the perfect physique"
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"THIS PROVES IM NOT FAT" Vince G
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Jonna is a full grown male all 5'3" of him hahahahahahahahahahah
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"THIS PROVES IM NOT FAT" Vince G
Hahahahaha wow that is the best one yet!!!
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Good evening my friends.
I have decided that I am not ready for the Getbig contest. I do not have the size necessary to compete the way I want to. I do not want to look like the little ripped naturals. No. My quest is after size. A huge gigantic herculean body to call my own. I have set new goals for myself and will not risk losing all my muscles for a measly show that gets me nothing. I am after the big titles. My mind and body are now focused on something far greater.
I will guest pose at the mr. Getbig instead.
I accept contributions and donations to my paypal. pm me.
Codially yours,
Alexxx -Future Champion" -- Alex Rykov
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"...I looked great the night before then I got a stomach virus and couldnt hold anything down"
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Good evening my friends.
I have decided that I am not ready for the Getbig contest. I do not have the size necessary to compete the way I want to. I do not want to look like the little ripped naturals. No. My quest is after size. A huge gigantic herculean body to call my own. I have set new goals for myself and will not risk losing all my muscles for a measly show that gets me nothing. I am after the big titles. My mind and body are now focused on something far greater.
I will guest pose at the mr. Getbig instead.
I accept contributions and donations to my paypal. pm me.
Codially yours,
Alexxx -Future Champion" -- Alex Rykov
Who couldn't see this coming lol...Like we say he will always be a "champion" in his own mind lol
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Good evening my friends.
I have decided that I am not ready for the Getbig contest. I do not have the size necessary to compete the way I want to. I do not want to look like the little ripped naturals. No. My quest is after size. A huge gigantic herculean body to call my own. I have set new goals for myself and will not risk losing all my muscles for a measly show that gets me nothing. I am after the big titles. My mind and body are now focused on something far greater.
I will guest pose at the mr. Getbig instead.
I accept contributions and donations to my paypal. pm me.
Codially yours,
Alexxx -Future Champion" -- Alex Rykov
another jaeowning ;D
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"Alot of people said I was in the top 3 easy"
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"...I looked great the night before then I got a stomach virus and couldnt hold anything down"
thats pretty good
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"Three pounds and a tan, and I'm ready!"
"Those judges must be fags!"
"7th? Are they insane!?"
"I f.ucked up my Lasix. You should have seen me 24 hours ago."
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The problem is that I train so hard, with such super heavy weights that my waist has increased in size (although the rest of my body has not responded), therefore, thanks to advice from first time champion (after 40+ years of trying) Bob Chicherillo, I am going to train lighter, although my enormous muscles and superior genetics would allow me to lift infinitely more, in order to make my waist shrink.
Unfortunately, since I will be using lighter weight, i'm going to have to lay off 4 out of the 8 spotters that I am currently using. But, they will be kept employed to comb through getbig posts so that I can sue every member of this board.
Sincerely yours,
KK
Fifth tier and falling.
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The problem is that I train so hard, with such super heavy weights that my waist has increased in size (although the rest of my body has not responded), therefore, thanks to advice from first time champion (after 40+ years of trying) Bob Chicherillo, I am going to train lighter, although my enormous muscles and superior genetics would allow me to lift infinitely more, in order to make my waist shrink.
Unfortunately, since I will be using lighter weight, i'm going to have to lay off 4 out of the 8 spotters that I am currently using. But, they will be kept employed to comb through getbig posts so that I can sue every member of this board.
Sincerely yours,
KK
Fifth tier and falling.
"The bucktooth nerds who talk sh*t on their computers are what motivates me to train harder!"
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Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder...But no one wants to lift heavy ass weights...
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TOP TEN LINES USED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS
1. If I weren't a pro bodybuilder, I'd be an investment banker.
Truth: If I weren't a pro bodybuilder, I'd be a bouncer.
2. I live right near the beach.
Truth: I pay $960/month for a rental studio garden apartment four miles from the beach...in Compton.
3. I drive a 2008 BMW/Lexus/Benz.
Truth: My lease payment is $960/month because I put "no money down"
4. I didn't even use steroids until after I had won the Jr. Nationals/USA.
Truth: I don't consider anything less than 1g/week to be "using"
5. I benched 225 the first time I touched a weight.
Truth: That would be 75lbs for a triple.
6. [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] and I are really happy together.
Truth: [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] works a full-time job, pays the bills, cooks my meals and takes it in the cornhole so she's a keeper until I find someone hotter who will do the same.
7. I have multiple endorsement deals.
Truth: Other than the free candy bars I get from GetbigNutrition.com, I get free beef burritos from the pimply-faced kid at Taco Bell, a can of $3.00 egg whites a month from EggWhiteUniverse, and a free 'happy ending' from Lai Mei at the Great Wall Spa.
8. [MuscleBlechh/Weiner/ProClap/Swinelab/VDX/CryoTec] helped me get into my best shape ever.
Truth: Upjohn/Steris/BritishDragon helped me get into my best shape ever.
9. I've never done gay-for-pay.
Truth: Giving oral sex to a guy is gay. Getting oral from a guy is not gay.
10. I'm in the process of re-designing my website.
Truth: I'm trying to save up the $300 to get that 240 guy to do one for me.
Special "Top Ten-Incher" Ed
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"Wadda ya mean, there's no credit left on that airline ticket! I have to fly back home!"
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"You can't carry my gym bag"
"Jaejonna stop trying to spot me on the deadlift!...damn nancyboy"
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"I won bbing tournaments. There is just no proof whatsoever that I won them. But trust me I dont lie."
Rhino ::)
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This is my favourite one liner used by the pros:
Since most of them don't know how to spell properly or use correct punctuation.
Nah...a discussion about if someone is 5"10 or 5"9.78 is way more common and intresting ::) ;D
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"I won bbing tournaments. There is just no proof whatsoever that I won them. But trust me I dont lie."
Rhino ::)
DOH!
(http://240fm.com/london/nab1.jpg)
(http://240fm.com/london/nab2.jpg)
(http://240fm.com/london/nab3.jpg)
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any sentence ending in "bro" or "baby"
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Craig Titus likes his meat well done
I can corroborate that. ;D
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I can corroborate that. ;D
can you write about anything that isnt gay....old man?
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"Duhhh"
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Nothin' but a peanut
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I have to fight my demons ::)
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My kidney transplant had nothing to do with steroids
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Hell no! I'm not addicted to Nubain. It just helps me lift heavy.
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6. [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] and I are really happy together.
Truth: [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] works a full-time job, pays the bills, cooks my meals and takes it in the cornhole so she's a keeper until I find someone hotter who will do the same.
OMG yes!!!
Shit bro, you don't even have to be pro for that one. I'd give you reps if this were bb.com haha.
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TOP TEN LINES USED BY PRO BODYBUILDERS
1. If I weren't a pro bodybuilder, I'd be an investment banker.
Truth: If I weren't a pro bodybuilder, I'd be a bouncer.
2. I live right near the beach.
Truth: I pay $960/month for a rental studio garden apartment four miles from the beach...in Compton.
3. I drive a 2008 BMW/Lexus/Benz.
Truth: My lease payment is $960/month because I put "no money down"
4. I didn't even use steroids until after I had won the Jr. Nationals/USA.
Truth: I don't consider anything less than 1g/week to be "using"
5. I benched 225 the first time I touched a weight.
Truth: That would be 75lbs for a triple.
6. [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] and I are really happy together.
Truth: [Insert Girlfriend/Fiancee Name] works a full-time job, pays the bills, cooks my meals and takes it in the cornhole so she's a keeper until I find someone hotter who will do the same.
7. I have multiple endorsement deals.
Truth: Other than the free candy bars I get from GetbigNutrition.com, I get free beef burritos from the pimply-faced kid at Taco Bell, a can of $3.00 egg whites a month from EggWhiteUniverse, and a free 'happy ending' from Lai Mei at the Great Wall Spa.
8. [MuscleBlechh/Weiner/ProClap/Swinelab/VDX/CryoTec] helped me get into my best shape ever.
Truth: Upjohn/Steris/BritishDragon helped me get into my best shape ever.
9. I've never done gay-for-pay.
Truth: Giving oral sex to a guy is gay. Getting oral from a guy is not gay.
10. I'm in the process of re-designing my website.
Truth: I'm trying to save up the $300 to get that 240 guy to do one for me.
Special "Top Ten-Incher" Ed
hahahahahhahah absolute truth!!!
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best one liner ever from a BBer:
Serge Nubret: "It looks like I can take you"
Arnold: "Keep looking"
I laugh everytime I hear that.
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"its my own fault, really, but i listened to the wrong advice. I'll use this as a learning experience and come back much better the next time".
advice from who and what did they tell you?
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"its my own fault, really, but i listened to the wrong advice. I'll use this as a learning experience and come back much better the next time".
advice from who and what did they tell you?
they always says that: I'm coming back bigger and better in the next show. Only to have their ass handed to them..lol
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best one liner ever from a BBer:
Serge Nubret: "It looks like I can take you"
Arnold: "Keep looking"
I laugh everytime I hear that.
Another GALACTIC OWNING laid out by Arnold...
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"Chad and I were experimenting this year and something was off"
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"Tom Prince almost died for you bitches"
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"owenage"
Oh... wait it supposed to be things BODYBUILDERs would say.
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best one liner ever from a BBer:
Serge Nubret: "It looks like I can take you"
Arnold: "Keep looking"
I laugh everytime I hear that.
def. one of the best lines ever.
also, when lou says "i wanna beat him" with a nice squel in there.
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best one liner ever from a BBer:
Serge Nubret: "It looks like I can take you"
Arnold: "Keep looking"
I laugh everytime I hear that.
haha! that is great.
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Craig Titus "BURRN you fucking girl"