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Title: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: Special Ed on August 29, 2006, 10:41:20 AM
Is there a more obvious use of steroids in professional tennis than #1 Ranked Amelie Mauresmo? It's just unbelievable to me to hear the same sportscasters going on and on about Barry Bonds and completely ignoring the fact that this "woman" looks more manly than Barry Bonds in drag. Or Serena Williams.


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(http://www.red-hot-mama.com/images/uploads/20060227-bonds_drag1.jpg)
(http://www.aftonbladet.se/sport/0307/19/serena.jpg)

Special "Confused Schmo" Ed
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: tjd0200 on August 29, 2006, 10:58:51 AM
Maybe she's just ugly. :-\

In that extreme man face sort of way.
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: Special Ed on August 29, 2006, 11:05:11 AM
Dude,

Nobody's banged more ugly girls than me...but they still looked like girls...just really ugly ones. You know fat girls, girls with bad skin, girls with lazy eyes, girls with bad nose jobs, girls with yellow teeth, girls with bad breath, girls with body odor, girls with eyes too close together, girls with braces, girls with nose hair...you name it...

...but not one of them looked like a man. I mean c'mon...it's Fabio with shorter hair.

Special "Dogfighter" Ed
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: Joey Tito on August 29, 2006, 11:06:59 AM
All I care about is they LOOK like dudes in drag.  I'd bang any one of them!  lol  I'll save the dudes without wigs for GayJoanna
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: Blockhead on August 29, 2006, 11:14:52 AM

 Since when are steroids not a part of pro tennis as well? It's in ALL sports...if you think pro tennis players dont dabble to improve their peformance...then you're naive and stupid.
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: tjd0200 on August 29, 2006, 11:22:23 AM
Dude,

Nobody's banged more ugly girls than me...but they still looked like girls...just really ugly ones. You know fat girls, girls with bad skin, girls with lazy eyes, girls with bad nose jobs, girls with yellow teeth, girls with bad breath, girls with body odor, girls with eyes too close together, girls with braces, girls with nose hair...you name it...

...but not one of them looked like a man. I mean c'mon...it's Fabio with shorter hair.

Special "Dogfighter" Ed

That's pretty bad.

My buddy was actually just telling me last night that this real fat ugly chick was trying to suck his dick for the longest. With the hope that after a while he would be so elated about her "skills" that he would make her his woman.  One night at a bar she convinced him to let her try. They went out to the parking lot, he just layed back and let her do her thing. After 5 minutes he looked down for just a second and decided it wasn't worth it.

Ever happened to you?
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: tjd0200 on August 29, 2006, 11:30:15 AM
However long you want to call it, It technically never ended. He caught a glimpse of her face and decided to get up before it should have been over.
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: Joey Tito on August 29, 2006, 11:33:27 AM
Since when are steroids not a part of pro tennis as well? It's in ALL sports...if you think pro tennis players dont dabble to improve their peformance...then you're naive and stupid.

No, you're the one who's naive and stupid.  You hurl accusations at female athletes: where's your proof, bellicose shrimp tits?
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: sarcasm on August 29, 2006, 11:34:49 AM
No, you're the one who's naive and stupid.  You hurl accusations at female athletes: where's your proof, bellicose shrimp tits?
watch out BlockHead you're hurting Joey Tito's feelings.
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: shootfighter1 on August 29, 2006, 12:11:33 PM
Serena has got a smoking body!
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: Blockhead on August 29, 2006, 12:12:22 PM
No, you're the one who's naive and stupid.  You hurl accusations at female athletes: where's your proof, bellicose shrimp tits?
Hahahaha...Meltdown. I insulted his idol...'Billie Jean King'. hahaha!
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: crc69 on August 29, 2006, 12:14:52 PM
Is there a more obvious use of steroids in professional tennis than #1 Ranked Amelie Mauresmo?

Is there a more stupid moron than you ?  ???
Mauresmo has always had the same face, since she was 12 years old !
And she has no muscle at all
 ::)
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: tjd0200 on August 29, 2006, 12:57:23 PM
Is there a more stupid moron than you ?  ???
Mauresmo has always had the same face, since she was 12 years old !
And she has no muscle at all
 ::)

If she's had the same face since age 12, maybe she should grow up into the woman she claims to be.
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: gordiano on August 29, 2006, 01:23:21 PM
I'd hit Serena..................
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: Special Ed on August 29, 2006, 01:56:42 PM
Is there a more stupid moron than you ?  ???
Mauresmo has always had the same face, since she was 12 years old !
And she has no muscle at all
 ::)
That's pretty bad if they started her on juice and GH at 12!
Damn shame!

Special "Naive is Evian spelled backwards" Ed
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: davidpaul on August 29, 2006, 02:00:38 PM
theres noway henmans natural. he benches 135 for a solid 8 reps.
from what ive heard hes using 5 grammes of test a week aswell as the usual cocktail of drugs. ::)
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: Tony Doherty on August 29, 2006, 03:29:45 PM
Dude,

Nobody's banged more ugly girls than me...but they still looked like girls...just really ugly ones. You know fat girls, girls with bad skin, girls with lazy eyes, girls with bad nose jobs, girls with yellow teeth, girls with bad breath, girls with body odor, girls with eyes too close together, girls with braces, girls with nose hair...you name it...

...but not one of them looked like a man. I mean c'mon...it's Fabio with shorter hair.

Special "Dogfighter" Ed

I love your work Ed but this is the best yet. (esp lazy eyes!)
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: dknole on August 29, 2006, 03:37:16 PM
Serena was "asked" to take time off about 3 years ago...her allegded knee injury; the WTA did not want to deal with any steroid use in the public and thus to avoid it and negative publicity, she was asked to chill...she did and when she came back both her and her sister had much less muscle tone and were not as successful.
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: Miss Karen on August 29, 2006, 04:19:57 PM
The Blockhead could be right about the use just think how much money they make a heap more than any Big GP show with a massive $10000 for 1st down to an even more massive $1000 for 5th wow who is Smarter??.Mr Getbig is worth more than a 5th at a GP event.
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: ARMZ on August 29, 2006, 04:24:13 PM
I'd hit Serena..................


She is a hottie..
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: HERACLES on August 29, 2006, 04:54:09 PM
Serena has got a smoking body!

I sooooo CONCUR!  8)
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: New York on August 29, 2006, 04:58:20 PM
Serena has got a smoking body!
Yessir!!
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: HERACLES on August 29, 2006, 04:58:49 PM
both of the Williams sisters look like shaved apes to me.

hahaha.. ;D

Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: divcom on August 29, 2006, 05:09:41 PM
JackNut Express is full gear on GetDumb.

If one of these girls tested positive for anything...it would be passed to the media in a minute to bring one of them down.  With age, wealth and the other girls catching up to their pace tennis life has become a bit harder than in the beginning. 

BlockHead leading the JackA$$ Express instead of the Squad.  Freeman must be laughing his a$$ off.
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: New York on August 29, 2006, 05:17:53 PM
JackNut Express is full gear on GetDumb.

If one of these girls tested positive for anything...it would be passed to the media in a minute to bring one of them down.  With age, wealth and the other girls catching up to their pace tennis life has become a bit harder than in the beginning. 

BlockHead leading the JackA$$ Express instead of the Squad.  Freeman must be laughing his a$$ off.
True. Just ask Marion Jones.
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: tommywishbone on August 29, 2006, 09:05:33 PM
There are millions of dollars at stake; I hope somebody is using drugs.
Title: Re: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide
Post by: Special Ed on August 29, 2006, 09:10:17 PM
New reports from the Charlotte Observer that the 2004 Carolina Panthers Superbowl team had a bunch of guys loaded on GH and juice.

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Special "Bryant Bubble Gumball" Ed