Author Topic: Female Bodybuilder or Pro Tennis Player...you decide (Read 6532 times)

Special Ed · « **on:** August 29, 2006, 10:41:20 AM »

Is there a more obvious use of steroids in professional tennis than #1 Ranked Amelie Mauresmo? It's just unbelievable to me to hear the same sportscasters going on and on about Barry Bonds and completely ignoring the fact that this "woman" looks more manly than Barry Bonds in drag. Or Serena Williams.

Special "Confused Schmo" Ed

tjd0200 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2006, 10:58:51 AM »

Maybe she's just ugly. $:-\$

In that extreme man face sort of way.

Special Ed · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:05:11 AM »

Dude,

Nobody's banged more ugly girls than me...but they still looked like girls...just really ugly ones. You know fat girls, girls with bad skin, girls with lazy eyes, girls with bad nose jobs, girls with yellow teeth, girls with bad breath, girls with body odor, girls with eyes too close together, girls with braces, girls with nose hair...you name it...

...but not one of them looked like a man. I mean c'mon...it's Fabio with shorter hair.

Special "Dogfighter" Ed

Joey Tito · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:06:59 AM »

All I care about is they LOOK like dudes in drag. I'd bang any one of them! lol I'll save the dudes without wigs for GayJoanna

Blockhead · « **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:14:52 AM »

Since when are steroids not a part of pro tennis as well? It's in ALL sports...if you think pro tennis players dont dabble to improve their peformance...then you're naive and stupid.

tjd0200 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:22:23 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 29, 2006, 11:05:11 AM

Dude,

Nobody's banged more ugly girls than me...but they still looked like girls...just really ugly ones. You know fat girls, girls with bad skin, girls with lazy eyes, girls with bad nose jobs, girls with yellow teeth, girls with bad breath, girls with body odor, girls with eyes too close together, girls with braces, girls with nose hair...you name it...

...but not one of them looked like a man. I mean c'mon...it's Fabio with shorter hair.

Special "Dogfighter" Ed

That's pretty bad.

My buddy was actually just telling me last night that this real fat ugly chick was trying to suck his dick for the longest. With the hope that after a while he would be so elated about her "skills" that he would make her his woman. One night at a bar she convinced him to let her try. They went out to the parking lot, he just layed back and let her do her thing. After 5 minutes he looked down for just a second and decided it wasn't worth it.

Ever happened to you?

tjd0200 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:30:15 AM »

However long you want to call it, It technically never ended. He caught a glimpse of her face and decided to get up before it should have been over.

Joey Tito · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:33:27 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 29, 2006, 11:14:52 AM

Since when are steroids not a part of pro tennis as well? It's in ALL sports...if you think pro tennis players dont dabble to improve their peformance...then you're naive and stupid.

No, you're the one who's naive and stupid. You hurl accusations at female athletes: where's your proof, bellicose shrimp tits?

sarcasm · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2006, 11:34:49 AM »

Quote from: Joey Tito on August 29, 2006, 11:33:27 AM

No, you're the one who's naive and stupid. You hurl accusations at female athletes: where's your proof, bellicose shrimp tits?

watch out BlockHead you're hurting Joey Tito's feelings.

shootfighter1 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2006, 12:11:33 PM »

Serena has got a smoking body!

Blockhead · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2006, 12:12:22 PM »

Quote from: Joey Tito on August 29, 2006, 11:33:27 AM

No, you're the one who's naive and stupid. You hurl accusations at female athletes: where's your proof, bellicose shrimp tits?

Hahahaha...Meltdown. I insulted his idol...'Billie Jean King'. hahaha!

crc69 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2006, 12:14:52 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 29, 2006, 10:41:20 AM

Is there a more obvious use of steroids in professional tennis than #1 Ranked Amelie Mauresmo?

Is there a more stupid moron than you ?

Mauresmo has always had the same face, since she was 12 years old !
And she has no muscle at all

tjd0200 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2006, 12:57:23 PM »

Quote from: crc69 on August 29, 2006, 12:14:52 PM

Is there a more stupid moron than you ?
Mauresmo has always had the same face, since she was 12 years old !
And she has no muscle at all

If she's had the same face since age 12, maybe she should grow up into the woman she claims to be.

gordiano · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2006, 01:23:21 PM »

I'd hit Serena..................

Special Ed · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2006, 01:56:42 PM »

Quote from: crc69 on August 29, 2006, 12:14:52 PM

Is there a more stupid moron than you ?
Mauresmo has always had the same face, since she was 12 years old !
And she has no muscle at all

That's pretty bad if they started her on juice and GH at 12!
Damn shame!

Special "Naive is Evian spelled backwards" Ed

davidpaul · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2006, 02:00:38 PM »

theres noway henmans natural. he benches 135 for a solid 8 reps.
from what ive heard hes using 5 grammes of test a week aswell as the usual cocktail of drugs.

Tony Doherty · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2006, 03:29:45 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 29, 2006, 11:05:11 AM

Dude,

Nobody's banged more ugly girls than me...but they still looked like girls...just really ugly ones. You know fat girls, girls with bad skin, girls with lazy eyes, girls with bad nose jobs, girls with yellow teeth, girls with bad breath, girls with body odor, girls with eyes too close together, girls with braces, girls with nose hair...you name it...

...but not one of them looked like a man. I mean c'mon...it's Fabio with shorter hair.

Special "Dogfighter" Ed

I love your work Ed but this is the best yet. (esp lazy eyes!)

dknole · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2006, 03:37:16 PM »

Serena was "asked" to take time off about 3 years ago...her allegded knee injury; the WTA did not want to deal with any steroid use in the public and thus to avoid it and negative publicity, she was asked to chill...she did and when she came back both her and her sister had much less muscle tone and were not as successful.

Miss Karen · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2006, 04:19:57 PM »

The Blockhead could be right about the use just think how much money they make a heap more than any Big GP show with a massive $10000 for 1st down to an even more massive $1000 for 5th wow who is Smarter??.Mr Getbig is worth more than a 5th at a GP event.

ARMZ · « **Reply #19 on:** August 29, 2006, 04:24:13 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on August 29, 2006, 01:23:21 PM

I'd hit Serena..................

She is a hottie..

HERACLES · « **Reply #20 on:** August 29, 2006, 04:54:09 PM »

Quote from: shootfighter1 on August 29, 2006, 12:11:33 PM

Serena has got a smoking body!

I sooooo CONCUR!

New York · « **Reply #21 on:** August 29, 2006, 04:58:20 PM »

Quote from: shootfighter1 on August 29, 2006, 12:11:33 PM

Serena has got a smoking body!

Yessir!!

HERACLES · « **Reply #22 on:** August 29, 2006, 04:58:49 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on August 29, 2006, 04:55:07 PM

both of the Williams sisters look like shaved apes to me.

hahaha..

divcom · « **Reply #23 on:** August 29, 2006, 05:09:41 PM »

JackNut Express is full gear on GetDumb.

If one of these girls tested positive for anything...it would be passed to the media in a minute to bring one of them down. With age, wealth and the other girls catching up to their pace tennis life has become a bit harder than in the beginning.

BlockHead leading the JackA$$ Express instead of the Squad. Freeman must be laughing his a$$ off.

New York · « **Reply #24 on:** August 29, 2006, 05:17:53 PM »

Quote from: divcom on August 29, 2006, 05:09:41 PM

JackNut Express is full gear on GetDumb.

If one of these girls tested positive for anything...it would be passed to the media in a minute to bring one of them down. With age, wealth and the other girls catching up to their pace tennis life has become a bit harder than in the beginning.

BlockHead leading the JackA$$ Express instead of the Squad. Freeman must be laughing his a$$ off.

True. Just ask Marion Jones.