@Illumati: When you eventually have a mental breakdown and you go on a rampage at a Galleria, I’ll be the only 1 on here who will stick up for you and try to figure out what caused you to act like you did. While the others will crucify you, I’ll stick by your side and I’ll have compassion and patience with you.

What if it wasn't about Joswift at all? Imagine you're just at Planet Fitness, minding your own business, doing your workout, maybe a touch of light shelving or whatever, and some employee behind the counter suddenly gets all uppity with you. Telling you you're not allowed to hang dong outside the locker room or drink other people's protein shakes when they aren't looking.

he forgot he told us he had no sex drive last time he was here...

Try and ignore him, he might go away