I will bet you have hard drives full of photos of little boys in their underwear and bathing suits.
Creepy weirdo fuck.
He probably thinks 'if anyone ever finds out about my perv picture collection, Ill just say someone else used my computer. Haha. Im a super genius. They'llnever figure THAT one out. Ha!'
Later, down at the police station...
Police: what was his name?
Roy: I don't know.
Police: why did you let him use your computer?
Roy: he said it was an emergency.
Police: did he say what the emergency was?
Roy: No.
Police : and you gave him your sign on and password?
Roy: uh... yes, I guess. Maybe. I don't know how he logged on.
Roy now begins to sweat.
Police: OK, so the first image was downloaded on August 2nd, 1997. Was this the day the unknown man used your computer?
Roy: Yes! Obviously!
Police: Ok, you have 1,546,805 illegal images downloaded over the corse of 26 years, the most recent was downloaded yesterday.
Roy: sweating profusely, nose running with snot, tears welling up in his eyes, slight tremor pervades his entire body. Jaw clenched, blurts out: "YOU HAVE SMALL HANDS, GIMMICK!
Police: Are we going to have to go through this 1,546,804 more times?
Roy: blank stare, completely dumbstruck.
Police: OK, who is Paul Graham and why do you have pictures of his cock?
Roy: ITS A SICKNESS. I NEED HELP! ITS NOT MY FAULT. I CANT HELP IT!
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