AAHHAAHAH!!!  PAN, are you suggesting that big Rude's life is over in 15 days?
What I am suggesting is that the phrase "life without the possibility of parole" applies here. 

  But in all seriousness, congrats Rude, marriage is a blast a lot of the time.  It sure beats hitting the gay biker bars every weekend like Magoo in search of "encounters" with random pot-bellied stinkbears 
