AAHHAAHAH!!! PAN, are you suggesting that big Rude's life is over in 15 days?
What I am suggesting is that the phrase "life without the possibility of parole" applies here.
But in all seriousness, congrats Rude, marriage is a blast a lot of the time. It sure beats hitting the gay biker bars every weekend like Magoo in search of "encounters" with random pot-bellied stinkbears