WYHI? (she shit the bed) - Amber Turd

[lightweight83]

You worked corrections I assume? Fuck that must be a tough gig?

Yep, and I still do.  Definitely wish I would have made a different career choice, but it is what it is.  The job itself (I work at a Medium facility) isn't too bad.  You have A LOT of down time however, which some people find difficult to cope with.  There is actually an expression of "bored is good".  Meaning if you're bored out of your mind, at least nothing crazy is happening! LOL

The biggest issue is the uncertainty that anything "could" happen at anytime.  At my facility, major issues rarely happen, but they still do happen from time to time.  I think the idea of not knowing what could happen is most guys biggest stresser.



Now that I have quite a bit of time in the department and am in my mid 30's, I could never do something else.  Mostly because I'm used to having a lot of time off!  Most CO's typically work two 16 hour shifts in a row (It can be either 7am-11pm, 3pm-7am, or 11pm-3pm) and then have 4 days off.  You also have six 11 day vacations every year on top of this. 

Combining this with the good pay for rural NY (I made $80k last year salary) and could have made well over 100K if I wanted to do overtime.  In rural NY, it's the best job by far other than being a State Trooper.

It sounds like I am hyping this job up, but I am definitely not!  I would NOT recommend for anyone to get into this field, especially in 2020!  The rates of alcohol/drug abuse are extremely high.  It's almost like being a drunk is celebrated among officers, with guys constantly talking about boozing and everyone just assumes that everyone else in the room is the same way LOL! 

Needless to say I wish I would have continued my education and done something I really liked, but I didn't even know what the f*ck I wanted to do at the time! LOL Regardless, life could be way way worse. 

[Humble Narcissist]

I used to be friends with a shit bandit.  Actually started as a bathroom bandit but escalated.  Always took place in public restrooms or his place of employement.

Started with pissing on toilet seats in the hopes that someone would side on his urine.

Leaving shit in the toilet.

Leaving some shit smears on the toilet seat.

Pissing on the roll of toilet paper.

In 2006 this asshole moved from Michigan to North Carolina.  He took a job in a manufacturing warehouse of some sort.  He became friendly with the custodian.  My friend was a short, stocky white hillbilly where as the custodian was an older, colored gentlemen.  He started his antics there hoping that his new friend would confide in him and tell him about the bathroom acts.  He got the biggest thrill out of hearing about his dirty work.  Finally, about two months into his tenure he sat down in a stall and took a shit.  He proceeded to wipe his fat ass but instead of putting the used paper into the toilet, he crammed it up into toilet paper dispenser.  He finished his business and even flushed the toilet.  Then he moved to the stall next door.  He sat patiently waiting for the next contestant to take a shit.  Eventually someone did.  He sat patiently waiting.  Then he heard the loudest scream/shriek he'd ever heard from another mans mouth.  The man abruptly left the stall and feverishly washed his hands under what I'd assume was piping hot water.  When the coast was clear my pal returned to his station.  On his way there he saw the victim using a shop sink to douse his hands/fingers in pure rubbing alcohol. 

That same afternoon, the entire shop was summoned for a meeting with the GM.  Investigation to follow and the culprit would be terminated.  About a week later, this asshole along with 4 other guys who hired in with him were all let go. 

Shitty resolution.

I also worked with a shit bandit.  The guy went to the bathroom, took a shit and then smeared "Fuck This Place" on the inside of the stall.  They checked the surveillance cameras in the hall to see who entered the restroom in that time period and called him in the office.  He admitted to it and amazingly he didn't get fired but got a 3 day suspension!

A few months later they fired him when, again, they caught him on surveillance getting into the refrigerator in the break room and stealing people's lunches.  He would call off work but come into the lunch room and steal 5 or 6 lunches to take home with him to eat.  People would bring KFC, McDonald's, Wendy's, Pizza Hut, Burger King, and even home made dishes and he would scarf them all up.   Dude was weird as hell.

[Humble Narcissist]

It just gets better and better.  Johnny threatened to cut Mollusk's (Elon Musk) penis off.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/1116876/johnny-depp-text-rant-elon-musk-amber-heard-affair/

[harmankardon1]

Yep, and I still do.  Definitely wish I would have made a different career choice, but it is what it is.  The job itself (I work at a Medium facility) isn't too bad.  You have A LOT of down time however, which some people find difficult to cope with.  There is actually an expression of "bored is good".  Meaning if you're bored out of your mind, at least nothing crazy is happening! LOL

The biggest issue is the uncertainty that anything "could" happen at anytime.  At my facility, major issues rarely happen, but they still do happen from time to time.  I think the idea of not knowing what could happen is most guys biggest stresser.



Now that I have quite a bit of time in the department and am in my mid 30's, I could never do something else.  Mostly because I'm used to having a lot of time off!  Most CO's typically work two 16 hour shifts in a row (It can be either 7am-11pm, 3pm-7am, or 11pm-3pm) and then have 4 days off.  You also have six 11 day vacations every year on top of this. 

Combining this with the good pay for rural NY (I made $80k last year salary) and could have made well over 100K if I wanted to do overtime.  In rural NY, it's the best job by far other than being a State Trooper.

It sounds like I am hyping this job up, but I am definitely not!  I would NOT recommend for anyone to get into this field, especially in 2020!  The rates of alcohol/drug abuse are extremely high.  It's almost like being a drunk is celebrated among officers, with guys constantly talking about boozing and everyone just assumes that everyone else in the room is the same way LOL! 

Needless to say I wish I would have continued my education and done something I really liked, but I didn't even know what the f*ck I wanted to do at the time! LOL Regardless, life could be way way worse.

Shit man it's the same with everyone, who really knows what they want to do when your young and decide.

I think half the time when people talk up how they're super keen on whatever they're doing theyre just trying to convince themselves anyways.

[Megalodon]

So there was a tranny in bed with them and someone of them took a shit before dawn?

Was Dawn Depp's publicist?

[Deacon Jeschin]

It’s not Amber’s fault.

She was recently diagnosed with Sleep Crapnea.

[Humble Narcissist]

It’s not Amber’s fault.

She was recently diagnosed with Sleep Crapnea.

I couldn't sleep either if my bed was full of shit.

[Kwon]

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