Dave hopes to one day be given the role of Jay's fluffer.
That would be the ultimate gift
Say what we want about Dave but he’s truly living the dream. Has his own room in jay’s house, has access to jays gear stash, can sneak into jays bathroom and take a big dump on jays toilet while he’s away, jays washed and unwashed underwear. This is what dreams are made of
I salute Big Dave aka Full time bber aka Jay’s personal assistant