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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2007, 07:53:59 PM »
Quote from: hank wood on March 29, 2007, 10:00:25 PM
Branch is a very short man, 5 foot 5.  He cant change that (pack on lots of muscle, you still are a short person).  Put him in a jumper and he will appear to be a fat short person, period.

So what, he is 250.  That is not impressive.  He cannot pull any women, that is what makes the whole Branch thing so pathetic. 

He is short, ugly, unintelligent, and looks retarded. 

 Poor guy, at least he has those two training buddies from MetroFlex to prop up his ego!

Anyway, i am still a fan, no matter what anyone says!
he was with a pretty good looking woman in the interview part of his video.
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2007, 08:04:00 PM »
True.  Just not a Branch fan. 

 Good luck to him.
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2007, 11:16:53 PM »
I would think Heiko Kallbach could give Branch a run for his money in the looks department.
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2007, 11:22:19 PM »
Quote from: canadaphiliac on March 30, 2007, 11:16:53 PM
I would think Heiko Kallbach could give Branch a run for his money in the looks department.

LOL.

I forgot to mention earlier, Branch's epic balding ( caused by humungous amounts of steroids) is vile. 

Branch likes to wear beanies while training.  Is it to disguise this problem ?   

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2007, 11:25:28 PM »
Quote from: hank wood on March 29, 2007, 10:00:25 PM
Branch is a very short man, 5 foot 5.  He cant change that (pack on lots of muscle, you still are a short person).  Put him in a jumper and he will appear to be a fat short person, period.

So what, he is 250.  That is not impressive.  He cannot pull any women, that is what makes the whole Branch thing so pathetic. 

He is short, ugly, unintelligent, and looks retarded. 

 Poor guy, at least he has those two training buddies from MetroFlex to prop up his ego!

Anyway, i am still a fan, no matter what anyone says!

I got an idea, why don't you throw a pic of your mug up since you claim branch is so ugly?
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2007, 11:28:06 PM »
Quote from: Dingleberry on March 30, 2007, 11:25:28 PM
I got an idea, why don't you throw a pic of your mug up since you claim branch is so ugly?

Oh, do you now.  You own me.  I am having a meltdown.  Feel better now, scary one!
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2007, 11:29:53 PM »
Quote from: hank wood on March 30, 2007, 11:28:06 PM
Oh, do you now.  You own me.  I am having a meltdown.  Feel better now, scary one!

No, no owning. Since you have called him short, ugly, bald, spotted, and unintelligent. I'd just like to see the source. Surely you can do that right?

edit - you didn't call him spotted, but 'pop marked'
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2007, 11:35:05 PM »
Quote from: Dingleberry on March 30, 2007, 11:29:53 PM
No, no owning. Since you have called him short, ugly, bald, spotted, and unintelligent. I'd just like to see the source. Surely you can do that right?

edit - you didn't call him spotted, but 'pop marked'

There is no source.  i just made it all up !  i am looking for a reaction.  I enjoy mocking pro bodybuilders.

Regards Hank -imaginary-internet-character and bad guy!

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2007, 11:36:46 PM »
Quote from: hank wood on March 30, 2007, 11:35:05 PM
There is no source.  i just made it all up !  i am looking for a reaction.  I enjoy mocking pro bodybuilders.

Regards Hank -imaginary-internet-character and bad guy!

Peace

Well, at least you're honest.
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2007, 11:43:04 PM »
Branch said in the 2006 Arnold Classic Pump Room DVD that he is dating IFBB Figure pro Trish Mayberry.

I don't have any comments about his looks.  :-\  Life is a crapshoot like that - we can't control our looks, height, predisposition to balding, and a lot of things that make a person attractive or not.  Oh well - no matter what, make the best of it and love the skin you're in.
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #35 on: March 30, 2007, 11:57:30 PM »
Quote from: Matt C on March 30, 2007, 11:43:04 PM
Branch said in the 2006 Arnold Classic Pump Room DVD that he is dating IFBB Figure pro Trish Mayberry.

I don't have any comments about his looks.  :-\  Life is a crapshoot like that - we can't control our looks, height, predisposition to balding, and a lot of things that make a person attractive or not.  Oh well - no matter what, make the best of it and love the skin you're in.
  Matt,
You express yourself really well.

You come across as a very positive person.
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2007, 12:02:43 AM »
Quote from: hank wood on March 30, 2007, 11:57:30 PM
  Matt,
You express yourself really well.

You come across as a very positive person.

Thanks.  I have a pleasant, simple life.  It's hard for me to be angry or hold a grudge when I have such low stress and also very good people in my life.  That is a combination of working for it and being lucky too.  I really have nothing to complain about and it makes being positive very easy.
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2007, 02:29:19 AM »
Kamali looks quite fat.

edit: JOJ seems a bit "lard" as well.

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