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Branch looking small
« on: March 27, 2007, 07:45:25 AM »
What's with Branch, he has no shoulders or amrs in this video.

http://www.dailymotion.com/related/2608428/video/xm8ex_eat-like-the-pros/1

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2007, 08:06:31 AM »
granted they thru the muscletech products in every second still holds some good diet advice in general

i think the clip is fucked up making everying look skinnier


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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2007, 08:27:21 AM »
In Person, Branch is pretty small.

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2007, 08:27:56 AM »
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2007, 08:38:14 AM »
In Person, Branch is pretty small.

I have stood next to him, like you did in your interview... he is as thick as a bus!  and by the way he made you look like a girl in that interview.  your frail 165 lbs frame looked like one of those skeletons hanging in a doctors office... haha

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2007, 09:19:30 AM »
I have stood next to him, like you did in your interview... he is as thick as a bus!  and by the way he made you look like a girl in that interview.  your frail 165 lbs frame looked like one of those skeletons hanging in a doctors office... haha

exactly, TA is owning himself. If Branch is small then what is TA since he looked like an ethiopian next to Branch.

And maybe branch is looking small because his right arm is in a cast.

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2007, 03:42:06 PM »
Fixed.

Yep. I've met him in person. Dude is ridiculously thick but isn't very tall. 5'5" or 5'6" tops.

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2007, 03:49:11 PM »

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2007, 04:01:28 PM »
Jesus christ....at least King had the sense to wear a different shirt than everyone else. I couldnt finish it,,,, ::)

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2007, 04:12:34 PM »
Yep. I've met him in person. Dude is ridiculously thick but isn't very tall. 5'5" or 5'6" tops.

man, even I tower over him and I'm only 5'7ish ;D ;D
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2007, 04:17:35 PM »
Jesus christ....at least King had the sense to wear a different shirt than everyone else. I couldnt finish it,,,, ::)

lol, me neither..1/2 way through I had to slap myself for watching that much

jj made no sense


"yes, I only eat clean food like chicken breast"

next minute

"hell yeah, I make donut runs at 2am"
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2007, 08:39:39 PM »
man, even I tower over him and I'm only 5'7ish ;D ;D

Branch is a very short man.  Saw him next to Lee Priest and there was only about 2 inches separating them..

Lee is absolutely tiny, no more than 5foot 3.  i wouldnt be surprised if he was 5 foot 2.....So many short guys in Pro BB...What is that saying about the mentality of these bloated drug cheats?  I just wonder.

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2007, 09:00:35 PM »
fair call

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2007, 09:08:51 PM »
plus branch was recovering from a torn tricep in that vid

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2007, 02:54:34 AM »
plus branch was recovering from a torn tricep in that vid

Branch was recovering from more than the tri injury...  It was reported that at last years Olympia the fitness-girls all voted Branch to be the 'ugliest pro' on the circuit....Branch must have been very hurt by this result....

Branch you may be hideous to all the women out there but your die-hard fans still love you!

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2007, 03:16:48 AM »
well they didnt really talk about the celltech, thermogain and whatever to be fair.

some good info there if you are new to bb

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2007, 03:36:48 AM »
lol, me neither..1/2 way through I had to slap myself for watching that much

jj made no sense


"yes, I only eat clean food like chicken breast"

next minute

"hell yeah, I make donut runs at 2am"



Ummm yeah you sure didn't pay much attention to the video cause that's not what he said at all.



I thought it would be real corny but it wasn't too bad, not too many muscletech plugs. It did provide good info about the basics of maintaining a proper diet that would be very helpful to any beginner which is what I suppose this was meant for.
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2007, 10:54:12 PM »
Branch was recovering from more than the tri injury...  It was reported that at last years Olympia the fitness-girls all voted Branch to be the 'ugliest pro' on the circuit....Branch must have been very hurt by this result....

Branch you may be hideous to all the women out there but your die-hard fans still love you!

I call bullshit. There's no way Branch beat out Dexter Jackson in an IFBB "ugly" contest.
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2007, 11:00:13 PM »

Ummm yeah you sure didn't pay much attention to the video cause that's not what he said at all.



I thought it would be real corny but it wasn't too bad, not too many muscletech plugs. It did provide good info about the basics of maintaining a proper diet that would be very helpful to any beginner which is what I suppose this was meant for.

I agree, man.


Not bad advice, overall, for beginners.
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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2007, 01:42:00 AM »
I call bullshit. There's no way Branch beat out Dexter Jackson in an IFBB "ugly" contest.

I respect your opinion gordiano, but Branch must be the ugliest BB in the sport's modern history.  Sure, Dexter is very unappealing but Branch is just downright hideous.


Look, i am not an authority on this subject. However, i share  the views of these women-athletes, who have unanimously voted Branch as the ugliest Pro to grace a stage...

How does that make you feel Branch?  You are not only very short and full of drugs, but you are the-ugliest-bodybuilder-on-the planet!


Go back to Metro Flex and throw your weights around and swear at your queer training buddies.  Because that is only action you're going to get,  you ugly bitch!

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2007, 03:09:12 AM »
I respect your opinion gordiano, but Branch must be the ugliest BB in the sport's modern history.  Sure, Dexter is very unappealing but Branch is just downright hideous.


Look, i am not an authority on this subject. However, i share  the views of these women-athletes, who have unanimously voted Branch as the ugliest Pro to grace a stage...

How does that make you feel Branch?  You are not only very short and full of drugs, but you are the-ugliest-bodybuilder-on-the planet!


Go back to Metro Flex and throw your weights around and swear at your queer training buddies.  Because that is only action you're going to get,  you ugly bitch!

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2007, 03:50:00 AM »
It is easy to mock and deride Branch. The short guy is an easy target.  I am not about hating this man.

 My post is more  of a sympathetic one.  i feel sorry for the guy.  Can you imagine how hurtful it must be for him, to be voted the ugliest Pro on the planet. 

That's right, a bunch of gorgeous woman athletes from last year's Olympia voted him to be the most repulsive BB to ever grace a stage.

This must be very painful for Branch to here.  it does not help when people continue to play it over and over!

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2007, 04:24:16 AM »
5'5" 250 is small  ???

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2007, 08:08:53 PM »
I don't hate Branch, in fact i respect his work ethic.

Branch cannot change the fact that he is short and is physically repulsive. 

Women have never found him appealing so he compensates by using large amounts of drugs to put muscle on a pretty ordinary frame.

I admire Branch's determination and spirit.  The guy has so many things working against him and he still pushes on.

One more thing,  i am not going to comment on the point made that Branch is not very bright.  He is more 'street smart'.  -The fact that someone sounds 'dumb' when they express themselves is not an indication of their true intelligence.

Keep on training like a warrior Branch.  -Women may find you repulsive but the fans love you!

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Re: Branch looking small
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2007, 10:00:25 PM »
Branch is a very short man, 5 foot 5.  He cant change that (pack on lots of muscle, you still are a short person).  Put him in a jumper and he will appear to be a fat short person, period.

So what, he is 250.  That is not impressive.  He cannot pull any women, that is what makes the whole Branch thing so pathetic. 

He is short, ugly, unintelligent, and looks retarded. 

 Poor guy, at least he has those two training buddies from MetroFlex to prop up his ego!

Anyway, i am still a fan, no matter what anyone says!