Which of you has hit 250 Lbs bodyweight?

[dr.chimps]

What's the old saw? Never bed anyone you can't lift.

[bigmikecox]

If you never had a phatty sit on your face, you dont know what you are missing!!!  Pure bliss

[dr.chimps]

If you never had a phatty sit on your face, you dont know what you are missing!!!  Pure bliss

Oxygen?

[michael arvilla]

I got up to 312 lbs.. And my lower back hurt just walking across the gym floor (also out of breath just tying my sneakers) spent most of my adult life right around 270-280 lbs (I'm 6ft 2" tho) now I stay around 230 -240 and I'm much happier able to sleep and move around much better!...,

[Dr.J]

When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.


At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.

Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.


I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! 

Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.

She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !


I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!!  

CLASSIC!

[Kwon_2]

I got up to 312 lbs.. And my lower back hurt just walking across the gym floor (also out of breath just tying my sneakers) spent most of my adult life right around 270-280 lbs (I'm 6ft 2" tho) now I stay around 230 -240 and I'm much happier able to sleep and move around much better!...,

No Mike, it's about the heaviest chick you have porked.

[Howard]

Fuckers!!!  LOL

I got up to 252lbs and was SO uncomfortable. But, I was SWOLE!!!  Looking back i was fat and water but i was strong.


And yes, i HAVE hit a chick over 250lbs....Three of them 

3 down and 5 to go to officially be in the  "tons of fun club".

* 8 hippos x 250 lbs/ hippo = 2000 lbs aka 1 ton.

[michael arvilla]

No Mike, it's about the heaviest chick you have porked.

ahhhhh.... Well .. Again I'll go with 300 lbs 😞

[NelsonMuntz]

When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.


At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.

Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.


I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! 

Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.

She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !


I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!!  

Thats like 2 of you Wes contest weight

[Rudee]

I'm naturally around 210-215.  I tried to see if I could get to 250 years ago, and I got to 230.  Any higher than that and my body would just hold water like crazy, and it became futile.

[ritch]

When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.


At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.

Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.


I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! 

Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.

She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !


I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!!  

Bahahaha, hilarious stories these days from ya!

[tommywishbone]

I'm naturally around 210-215.  I tried to see if I could get to 250 years ago, and I got to 230.  Any higher than that and my body would just hold water like crazy, and it became futile.

Somebody needs a beating. Not a harsh beating, more like a friendly, 'pay attention you dunce' type beating.

[Dreadlifter]

What's that Iceland chick's name?
Will need for further research

Otoni Ogni

Your thanks is unnecessary.

A truly plump princess I'd happily make my tubby queen.

[Ronnie Rep]

Never had 250 pounder the closest was about 185 at about 5'4" big ass and tits. Closest I've come to 250 is 225 at 5' 9". I've got small joints and frame. Look like 230 at 210. It least I used to.

[Kim Jong Bob]

Fit peoples lack of willpower against fat People  is sickening

[tommywishbone]

   Probably in that 200-210 range where I've tested the waters.

[wes]

Epic! Should have thrown a twinky out the door and watch her waddle after it.

LOL  

One day soon I`ll tell you guys about the 2 redneck cowboys who said that they were gonna` feed me to an alligator and one of my really insane tales,the night I challenged a bike gang to a fight all by my drunken self!  

[Howard]

When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.


At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.

Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.


I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock! 

Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.

She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !


I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!!  

Fuk, that's funny 

If you ever want a female to leave, just look in her in the eye and say ;
" I'm sorry but I can't have sex with you. You're butt smells ."

It's the atomic bomb of insults for any woman.

[Danimal77]

JESUS! 250lbs?! I don't think I'd go over 160lbs and no shorter than 5'6" at that weight (accounting for a reasonable amount of muscle mass, here, otherwise, still no). I had an offer from a chick who's 5'4" and 200lbs and I politely declined. I was with a girl who was "chubby" (like 5'3" or 5'4" and 140lbs-ish? maybe higher? I didnt ask, didn't work out or even eat healthy) and felt a bit grossed out... Still fucked her, just felt very ashamed afterwards. I like my girls either very fit (some muscle and not a huge amount of bodyfat) or rail thin.

That's because you're young. Wait another 10 years and your standards will lower kid.

[bigmikecox]

That's because you're young. Wait another 10 years and your standards will lower kid.

THIS

[WannaBePro]

That's because you're young. Wait another 10 years and your standards will lower kid.

I'm hoping by that time I'll be either married or in a committed relationship with someone who's not an obese land-whale. But you never know... The future is scary 

[Yamcha]

Otoni Ogni

Your thanks is unnecessary.

A truly plump princess I'd happily make my tubby queen.

Even though you said it was unnecessary, I will proceed with thanking you anyways.

I'd handfeed her gummy bears and beef jerky.