When I lived in Florida,I was out drinking and shooting pool in some biker dive and I got tanked.
At the end of the night,this huge broad who was joking with me all night gave me a ride home.......beautiful face but had to weigh at least 350 pounds.
Anyway,I invited her in for a coffee and she wouldn`t leave....I told her she could sleep on the couch but she tried hopping in bed with me.
I begged this chick to leave but she refused.....her face was so pretty,but I couldn`t even think of getting some head as she was a fucking whale......back in those days,I had more respect for my cock!

Anyway again,she wouldn`t get out of my bedroom so I slammed the bitch against the wall so hard that her fucking earrings fell out and broke my toe kicking her in the ass on the way out as I was barefooted.
She called the cops and told them I had her earrings...............I let the cops in,found her earrings on the floor,gave them to her and the cop whispered in my ear-"What the fuck are you doing with this tub of shit" !
I just laughed and limped back to bed......still can`t bend the second toe on my right foot to this day.........fat Kunt!!
