Reflecting on Getbigger of the Year for 2022

[OAK]

I have to give some props to Walter.

The way he makes MattC melt down is hilarious. He posts once, then leaves the board for two days while Matt rants and raves on in voluminous posts about nothing. Makes me laugh out loud sometimes reading it while I’m traveling.

There was even a two week period there where soggy old Prime spanked Matt and sent him packing !

🤣

I still miss Pellius.  <pouty lip>

I TOTALLY agree with this!

Walter is a master at what he does.

Relentless.

I don’t know how he comes up with his material?

😆

[Rambone]

What I'm getting from this thread is -

Who is the getbigger that I wish I could be stranded on an island with and would have to huddle nude to keep warm.

Gayer than Clay Aiken and Ricky Martin slow dancing to Careless Whisper.

Hahahaha

[Henda]

Hendas heart valves also get runner up for Getbig body part of the year!

Congrats on this great accomplishment, Henda.

You will be receiving a prize package in the mail containing a blood pressure cuff, vitamins, and Belgium chocolates.

Haha can we swap left ventricles please ?

[Henda]

Last year Shizzo won an award which was later revoked when the committee recalled that he had previously taken penis in the mouth so on that basis awarding oak an award is a pointless endeavour 

[robcguns]

Last year Shizzo won an award which was later revoked when the committee recalled that he had previously taken penis in the mouth so on that basis awarding oak an award is a pointless endeavour

Hahahahaha

[ProudVirgin69]

BB for the laughs combined with vast knowledge of thongery and schmoedom

QFT.

[wes]

I'm not just seconding this to kiss your ass, but I do like you, would be happy to shoot the shit with you and all that; regardless, Phil was cut of a special cloth.  I give him the nod for that and the fact he's no longer among us.

Highly honourable mentions include Tim, The Scott, Henda and Rambone for always making me laugh with his unbroken Matty Ferrigno schtick.

Thanks brother,but the majority of my posts are just smiley faces caused by the other funny bastards on the board..... three of which you mentioned above. 

[Walter Sobchak]

I TOTALLY agree with this!

Walter is a master at what he does.

Relentless.

I don’t know how he comes up with his material?

😆

It’s yeoman’s work, but absolutely necessary to keep tiny TITTY BOYS down.

[OAK]

It’s yeoman’s work, but absolutely necessary to keep tiny TITTY BOYS down.

Yes.

It needs to be done.

 

[AbrahamG]

I think we should have two getbigger of the year awards this year.  The 1st one is the posthumous getbigger of the year in which case I'd think Pellius would be the front runner if not lock.  The 2nd would be the traditional getbigger of the year which is really gonna garner some hot debates since nobody is running away with it like Taffin did last year. 

[Rusty Trombone]

I nominate Rambone.

[Flexacon]

There should be a category for post of the year (the chad Matt post is my runaway winner)

Also getbig phrase of the year. Between "he's no bhanky" and "wrap around tits"

[beakdoctor]

There should be a category for post of the year (the chad Matt post is my runaway winner)

Also getbig phrase of the year. Between "he's no bhanky" and "wrap around tits"

Can you direct me to this post?

[Hulkotron]

Post of the Year yes great idea

[wes]

Post of the Year yes great idea

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[Flexacon]

Can you direct me to this post?

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❌ Assaults Old Men in the Street                                                                                 ✔️ Respects His Elders, Seeks Their Opinion

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❌ Bald as a Cue Ball                                                                                                     ✔️ Almost Too Much Hair   

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