Author Topic: dumbest thing you ever did working out or in a gym (Read 8187 times)

HowieW · « **on:** October 11, 2006, 08:31:45 PM »

I fell over an entire rack of DB's trying to put a pair back on the rack while I snuck a peek at cute babe in a thong with leotard.

Matt C · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:34:22 PM »

Hard to say...I have to say I've been pretty smart in the gym.

I did see a woman put her baby who was in a cradle right next to the incline bench I was on doing flyes back in 2001. WTF.

alexxx · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:34:47 PM »

I went to the gym almost completely blind. Everything was blurry because I put lensglasses cleaner in my contacts. Apart that I can't remember but I have done many many many stupid things.

HowieW · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:36:11 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on October 11, 2006, 08:34:22 PM

Hard to say...I have to say I've been pretty smart in the gym.

I did see a woman put her baby who was in a cradle right next to the incline bench I was on doing flyes back in 2001. WTF.

..and today that child is known as the amazing "Denthead" ,main attraction at the Barnham and Baily sideshow

Bast000 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:36:27 PM »

strained my penis in an attempt to train my flactoid muscles more effectively.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:37:45 PM »

Quote from: HowieW on October 11, 2006, 08:31:45 PM

I fell over an entire rack of DB's trying to put a pair back on the rack while I snuck a peek at cute babe in a thong with leotard.

Howard,

You gotta respect your wife a little bit more, even though I am sure you do a lot. Would she be happy if she read that? I would not even think about another girl other than my Jezebelle or even bother to look at anyone else.

alexxx · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:38:45 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on October 11, 2006, 08:37:45 PM

Howard,

You gotta respect your wife a little bit more, even though I am sure you do a lot. Would she be happy if she read that? I would not even think about another girl other than my Jezebelle or even bother to look at anyone else but muscle boys.

Bast000 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:38:59 PM »

yes, you're a pig Howard.

alexxx · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:43:12 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on October 11, 2006, 08:40:20 PM

I know I was much weaker at the time, but I know I was using at least the 30s or maybe even a bit higher. Maybe not much weight, but enough to hurt a baby or even kill it!

Next time don't let it happen. Tell the woman to move him for his own safety.

SWOLETRAIN · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:45:02 PM »

Laugh at the horrid smell of my own gasses after i eat oatmeal and pop liver tabs all day long!!!! HAHAHA Leg presses can get pretty nasty!!!

slayer · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:46:56 PM »

Quote from: HowieW on October 11, 2006, 08:31:45 PM

I fell over an entire rack of DB's trying to put a pair back on the rack while I snuck a peek at cute babe in a thong with leotard.

i thought you were gonna say you got caught giving a guy a bj in the john!

flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:04:47 PM »

dumbest thing I ever did in the gym.............. A workout I got from flex magazine.

Boy was I stupid to think that I would look like the pros from doin the flex mag workouts....

10 years later, I am much smarter. Thank God

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:37:16 PM »

When I was 18 I was doing side laterals with 110's and while coming down, I smashed my dick between the weights and passed out, my training partner took my to the hospital where I spent about a day and a half.............I don't know what was worse, the ugly nurse or people laughing hysterically at me when I finally came back to the gym

!!

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:38:47 PM »

the dumbest thing i ever did....i laugh at this now...was when i first started going to the gym years ago, id go in and do 3 sets flat bench, then 3 sets seated concentration curls, then leave

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:40:18 PM »

I once did a really loud fart while squatting 405, my spotter had to help me rack it due to my uncontrolable laughter....

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:41:41 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on October 11, 2006, 10:37:16 PM

When I was 18 I was doing side laterals with 110's

this was the funniest part

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:43:12 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on October 11, 2006, 10:41:41 PM

this was the funniest part

But it's true...even though they were partials!

fathead · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:54:46 PM »

shit myself deadlifting (not exactly dumb but it was funny)

slayer · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2006, 11:00:49 PM »

yrs ago i seen a smelt the sickest loudest fart u ever heard from a person doing leg presses, this person was the hottest girl youve ever seen.... me and my friends keeled over laughing to the point my stomach actually started cramping!

she actually kep working out like nothing happened, even though halgf the gym smelt like sour garbage!

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2006, 11:04:00 PM »

Quote from: fathead on October 11, 2006, 10:54:46 PM

shit myself deadlifting (not exactly dumb but it was funny)

Did you soldier on?

Alex23 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2006, 11:47:43 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on October 11, 2006, 08:37:45 PM

Howard,

You gotta respect your wife a little bit more, even though I am sure you do a lot. Would she be happy if she read that? I would not even think about another girl other than my Jezebelle or even bother to look at anyone else.

Of course as usual, you differt from the subject... For Ado-Jew-and-denying-it, every day he walks in the gym is the dumbest thing he's ever done....

ahahahaha little shit.. you even deleted your posts on this thread.. what a looser..

http://67.187.194.232/humiliation.wav

fathead · « **Reply #21 on:** October 11, 2006, 11:59:46 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 11, 2006, 11:04:00 PM

Did you soldier on?

changed and kept going

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #22 on:** October 12, 2006, 12:33:39 AM »

Quote from: fathead on October 11, 2006, 11:59:46 PM

changed and kept going

So you take a spare pair of shorts to the gym just in case you shit yourself while lifting??

kreator · « **Reply #23 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:19:27 AM »

i once went drunk to the gym

ReEvolution · « **Reply #24 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:45:57 AM »

a few things:

got the head of my dong pinched between a barbell and my leg while racking after hang cleans. had to go to the doctor it hurt so bad. embarrassing shit.

had my shorts on backwards on numerous occasions.
(how the hell can you not notice that)

tried to bench with uneven number of plates on each side a few times

got locked in the gym after close because i had the shits.

broke a huge mirror on a gym wall

Author Topic: dumbest thing you ever did working out or in a gym (Read 8187 times)

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