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Re: Going to Cozumel---------- Buy a little gear
« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2006, 06:23:53 PM »
Quote from: bigjohn_bluesfan on October 25, 2006, 05:17:17 PM
my fiance was kissing me all sexy with her buisness clothes on when we met for lunch..... then i jacked off in my truck on the way back to my office, and I shot off in a McDonalds bag, and almost ran into a garbage truck



Did anyone mss the fact that BJBF is eating McDonalds??? John shame on you, a number 1 is over 1000 calories..
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Re: Going to Cozumel---------- Buy a little gear
« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2006, 06:51:00 PM »
Quote from: bigjohn_bluesfan on October 25, 2006, 05:17:17 PM
my fiance was kissing me all sexy with her buisness clothes on when we met for lunch..... then i jacked off in my truck on the way back to my office, and I shot off in a McDonalds bag, and almost ran into a garbage truck

Big John, you're one messed up mofo ;)
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Re: Going to Cozumel---------- Buy a little gear
« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2006, 07:09:51 PM »
Quote from: DIVISION on October 25, 2006, 04:22:27 PM
Next time I go, I'll be with my girlfriend...........so no topless Italian women for me I suppose...

I'll have to get by with guacamole and grilled fajitas...



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Thats alright the food and the girlfriend should be just fine, something about sex while on vacation.....seems like even more fun!
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Re: Going to Cozumel---------- Buy a little gear
« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2006, 07:13:17 PM »
Quote from: Luv2Hurt on October 25, 2006, 07:09:51 PM
Thats alright the food and the girlfriend should be just fine, something about sex while on vacation.....seems like even more fun!
Something about sex any where seems more fun,
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Re: Going to Cozumel---------- Buy a little gear
« Reply #29 on: October 25, 2006, 07:25:56 PM »
Quote from: bigjohn_bluesfan on October 25, 2006, 05:17:17 PM
my fiance was kissing me all sexy with her buisness clothes on when we met for lunch..... then i jacked off in my truck on the way back to my office, and I shot off in a McDonalds bag, and almost ran into a garbage truck


LOL!
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Re: Going to Cozumel---------- Buy a little gear
« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2006, 08:19:25 PM »
Quote from: udeluz on October 25, 2006, 06:23:53 PM
Did anyone mss the fact that BJBF is eating McDonalds??? John shame on you, a number 1 is over 1000 calories..

Something about him almost hitting a garbage truck took precedence over the McD's, but you're right.

It's literally been a decade or so since I've eaten anything from there.

I think it was chicken McNuggets and it was in Germany, when I was stationed there.

Not really missing it.....the McD's that is.

Quote from: Luv2Hurt on October 25, 2006, 07:09:51 PM
Thats alright the food and the girlfriend should be just fine, something about sex while on vacation.....seems like even more fun!

Depends on how freaky your girlfriend is.  :D



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Re: Going to Cozumel---------- Buy a little gear
« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2006, 06:38:43 PM »
Quote from: udeluz on October 25, 2006, 06:23:53 PM

Did anyone mss the fact that BJBF is eating McDonalds??? John shame on you, a number 1 is over 1000 calories..


that bag was in my truck from 6 years ago.... ;D
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Re: Going to Cozumel---------- Buy a little gear
« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2006, 06:49:12 PM »
I hope you took off the monopoly pieces off before busting your load in the bag..  ::)
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Re: Going to Cozumel---------- Buy a little gear
« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2006, 11:59:34 PM »
Quote from: udeluz on October 26, 2006, 06:49:12 PM
I hope you took off the monopoly pieces off before busting your load in the bag..  ::)

lol
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Re: Going to Cozumel---------- Buy a little gear
« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2006, 12:33:21 PM »
Go with a fat friend or skinny friend that doesnt look like he takes anything and make him carry it across.  Thats what ive done when ive gone to Mexico.  If you look like you work out they will check you believe me
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