MD could save a lot of money by buying a new product I have under development. I call it the Rambling Freak Column generator. It's very similar to the old "Jive" generators that you can find on the internet and Madlibs on crack. This one types in all caps and randomly dumps the word momo, f**k, nuts, juice, doctor, latin, piggy, gangsta and homie (and about 150 others "terms") into what may or may not be real sentences. All you need to do is give it a topic and the number of pages you need fill to make sure you get your ad revenue and click the button. If you pre-order, we will throw in the "25 terms for masturbation" module for free.
That would be a great investment. Did anyone from the MD camp get back to you on this revolutionary invention? You forgot the words, ghetto, asspipe, piehole, air biscuit, holla, markus and mush pot. Don't forget a bunch of random old jokes here and there.
240...did you really like 'The Word'? No way...
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