Where's Goatboy when I need him?  He knows, I dont have time to be an internet stalker... 
Chris, you work 1700 hours a week.  You don't have 
time to deny being an internet stalker.
Hey....  serious question:   If I keep using your products daily, how long do you estimate it will take me to grow enough body hair to qualify for that 
MuscleBears shoot I've been trying to get?