Author Topic: The life of a Bodybuilder. (Read 5746 times)

Lundgren · « **on:** December 11, 2006, 12:29:51 PM »

So what do you guys think it's like being at the Mr.Olympia level. I mean all the complication of putting on that mass. Just like being muscle bound and stuff like that.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 11, 2006, 12:34:46 PM »

You get tons of pussy bcs we all know women love freaky huge muscles.

freespirit · « **Reply #2 on:** December 11, 2006, 12:36:42 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on December 11, 2006, 12:34:46 PM

You get tons of pussy bcs we all know women love freaky huge muscles.

Absolutely...

protein farts is like an aphrodisiac to them.

Lundgren · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2006, 12:44:28 PM »

Do you guys think like odd health problem that aren't that obvious.

vinnyvee · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2006, 12:45:41 PM »

The obvious is probably true. At 5'9" tall tipping the scales at 310-315lbs and pretty lean for that bodyweight, little things gotta suck! I would imagine you tie your shoes rather quickly as you are getting more and more winded w/every passing second. I'm also guessing diving in the deep end of the pool is out. You cant have any kind of buoyancy at that weight and you might not make it up w/out a fight!
Any of you notice the fan pointed at the bed in Jay's dvd??? I'm guessing your pretty warm all the time even w/air conditioning. Skateboarding? Nope......Surfing? na ah.......
I think outside of the nut busting workout at the gym daily your ass would do very little w/the rest of your day,,,at that bodyweight of course.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2006, 12:48:12 PM »

You would be too busy fucking all the hot women who are so turned on by your muscles to have time to skateboard or dive or stupid shit like that!

Croatch · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2006, 01:36:38 PM »

Quote

You get tons of pussy bcs we all know women love freaky huge muscles.

I know. I remember seeing how hot Ronnie Coleman's lady was.

Most women could careless and if a guy is too big, it's a turn off.

gordiano · « **Reply #7 on:** December 11, 2006, 01:46:49 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on December 11, 2006, 01:36:38 PM

I know. I remember seeing how hot Ronnie Coleman's lady was. Most women could careless and if a guy is too big, it's a turn off.

This one?

ether · « **Reply #8 on:** December 11, 2006, 01:49:15 PM »

Yeah, sleeping 16 hours a day, eating all the time, working out as your job and banging tons of fitness chicks whenever you want.

Sure must suck

gordiano · « **Reply #9 on:** December 11, 2006, 01:53:52 PM »

Quote from: ether on December 11, 2006, 01:49:15 PM

Yeah, sleeping 16 hours a day, eating all the time, working out as your job and banging tons of fitness chicks whenever you want.

Sure must suck

Don't forget:

Going on trips to Mexico to score drugs

Selling drugs

Getting arrested

Going to jail

Hendrix · « **Reply #10 on:** December 11, 2006, 01:54:23 PM »

Quote from: freespirit on December 11, 2006, 12:36:42 PM

Absolutely...

protein farts is like an aphrodisiac to them.

;DI wish i had a physique like Bob Paris i would nail every figure chick out there.

Old_Rooster · « **Reply #11 on:** December 11, 2006, 01:57:27 PM »

Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on December 11, 2006, 12:29:51 PM

So what do you guys think it's like being at the Mr.Olympia level. I mean all the complication of putting on that mass. Just like being muscle bound and stuff like that.

Yes, huge complications such as, 'where do i stick this needle?'

bigmc · « **Reply #12 on:** December 11, 2006, 01:59:34 PM »

and how do i dispose of the body

gh15 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 11, 2006, 02:11:34 PM »

Quote from: ether on December 11, 2006, 01:49:15 PM

Yeah, sleeping 16 hours a day, eating all the time, working out as your job and banging tons of fitness chicks whenever you want.

Sure must suck

8-9-10 hours

oh and the fan is not on all the time,,just put the aircondition on 18c - 64-65 F,, power companies love me

Hendrix · « **Reply #14 on:** December 11, 2006, 02:17:55 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on December 11, 2006, 01:59:34 PM

and how do i dispose of the body

Ask Titus.

Bast000 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 11, 2006, 02:21:17 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on December 11, 2006, 01:36:38 PM

I know. I remember seeing how hot Ronnie Coleman's lady was. Most women could careless and if a guy is too big, it's a turn off.

epic destruction of a female getbig member's self-esteem.

Bast000 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 11, 2006, 07:21:25 PM »

haha yes

Devon97 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 11, 2006, 07:28:19 PM »

its a very sad unfullfilling life..... unfortunately for them , by the time they finally realize this... its too late $:-\$

carvedoutofwood · « **Reply #18 on:** December 11, 2006, 08:38:34 PM »

onlyme · « **Reply #19 on:** December 11, 2006, 08:48:30 PM »

Quote from: ether on December 11, 2006, 01:49:15 PM

Yeah, sleeping 16 hours a day, eating all the time, working out as your job and banging tons of fitness chicks whenever you want.

Sure must suck

I highly doubt Ronnie has scored many fitness chicks. I highly doubt it. He gets chicks like this.

gordiano · « **Reply #20 on:** December 11, 2006, 10:12:27 PM »

Let me add:

Dealing with obssesive fans who stalk you, collect your underpants, and start "admiration" threads about you (their favorite bber), and jerk off to your images.......

Hi Earl, Jumsptart!

rccs · « **Reply #21 on:** December 12, 2006, 04:00:50 AM »

Quote from: vinnyvee on December 11, 2006, 12:45:41 PM

The obvious is probably true. At 5'9" tall tipping the scales at 310-315lbs and pretty lean for that bodyweight, little things gotta suck! I would imagine you tie your shoes rather quickly as you are getting more and more winded w/every passing second. I'm also guessing diving in the deep end of the pool is out. You cant have any kind of buoyancy at that weight and you might not make it up w/out a fight!
Any of you notice the fan pointed at the bed in Jay's dvd??? I'm guessing your pretty warm all the time even w/air conditioning. Skateboarding? Nope......Surfing? na ah.......
I think outside of the nut busting workout at the gym daily your ass would do very little w/the rest of your day,,,at that bodyweight of course.

Mariusz pudzianowski is heavier than Jay and he can run, swim, a lift weights as hell. It is a matter of training, you can be 135 kg and still be fit. problem is that most bbers are lazy and don't do any explosive , non-lifting-weight-movements, like some running, swuiming, boxing, etc.

Jav · « **Reply #22 on:** December 12, 2006, 04:16:21 AM »

I think Kevin levrone had one of the best life's as a pro, he was still able to do normal every day things in off season because of the simple fact he always used to drop weight instead of gaining it, but yet come competition time he could still compete with the best at the Olympia

DK II · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2006, 04:39:49 AM »

Quote from: vinnyvee on December 11, 2006, 12:45:41 PM

The obvious is probably true. At 5'9" tall tipping the scales at 310-315lbs and pretty lean for that bodyweight, little things gotta suck! I would imagine you tie your shoes rather quickly as you are getting more and more winded w/every passing second. I'm also guessing diving in the deep end of the pool is out. You cant have any kind of buoyancy at that weight and you might not make it up w/out a fight!
Any of you notice the fan pointed at the bed in Jay's dvd??? I'm guessing your pretty warm all the time even w/air conditioning. Skateboarding? Nope......Surfing? na ah.......
I think outside of the nut busting workout at the gym daily your ass would do very little w/the rest of your day,,,at that bodyweight of course.

Right on the spot!

Being a professional BB comes very close to being handicapped, and it sometimes ends in being handicapped.

Old_Rooster · « **Reply #24 on:** December 12, 2006, 06:30:29 AM »

Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on December 11, 2006, 12:29:51 PM

So what do you guys think it's like being at the Mr.Olympia level. I mean all the complication of putting on that mass. Just like being muscle bound and stuff like that.

Tough life, stick several needles in you, lay around and grow, stick a few more needles in, lay around and grow. Wow , how do they keep up with that pace of life!