"this little sissy that i competed against called me and said he wanted to train with me so i put on my House of Pain ballcap backwards, my NPC string tank top and my Crazee Wear baggies and took 20 ephedrine capsules, hopped in my Hummer, blasted some Slayer and met this little fagggot at the gym, i winked at my hardcore training partner "Jay" and we broke out the hydraulic squat rack and brought every 45 lb. plate in the gym over to the rack and drove Jay's 1987 Ford Escort to the rack as well and put it on the bar along with 10 45's on each side and then did the following drop set, 2,500 for 25 reps, 1,500 for 30, 900 for 50, 700 for 75 and 500 for 1000 reps, you should have seen this little bitch, he couldn't even take the 2,500 off the rack, hahahahaha, what a pusssy, we weren't done though, then we brought this little pansy outside and we did lunges with Ronnie Colemans Hummer on our backs for sets of one mile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then we leg curled a 3000 pound piece of granite that we chiseled off of Mt. Rushmore for 4 sets of 50 and drank a cement mixer full of lemon Cell-Tech as the little fag we "trained' with was puking his guts out"
