What did you get for X-mas?

[ToxicAvenger]

I got me my bottle of vanadyl and the fat soluble vitamin C i wanted 

[diamond]

*looks at the date*

[ToxicAvenger]

*looks at the date*

i'm sick....

so i get to do this

i called my friend and asked first..if i could..

[diamond]

That's no excuse! lol!

[ToxicAvenger]

That's no excuse! lol!

i'm sick..i could use the vitamin C yanno...



 

[diamond]

lmao...well in that case 

I dont open any of mine till christmas day 

[ToxicAvenger]

lmao...well in that case 

I dont open any of mine till christmas day 

thats all i wanted...

i usually tell people i dont want anything...but i knew she ws gonna get me something anyhow and i didn't want her spending an arm n a leg..

she got to have her prez 2 weeksish ago..i went out with her and bought her a purse..with matching wallet

[diamond]

awww....

I never get decent presents from my guy friends....

[ToxicAvenger]

awww....

I never get decent presents from my guy friends....

she pestered me for months 

[diamond]

Well that's much better than some of the things I have recieved! I think the worst i had, was a 'voucher' for 'quality time' with one of my friends....I was not impressed....

I gave it to someone else 

[ToxicAvenger]

Well that's much better than some of the things I have recieved! I think the worst i had, was a 'voucher' for 'quality time' with one of my friends....I was not impressed....

I gave it to someone else 

i used to leave "1 free massage" cupons for my girlfriend back in the day...


although...with her..a massage always lead to sex

[freespirit]

From work a x-mass bonus, some piece of meat we call "rollade" (Dutch) and a bottle of wine.

[ToxicAvenger]

"rollade"

what kinda meat is that?

[freespirit]

what kinda meat is that?

It contains pieces of spiced pork, wrapped in strings to hold it together. Takes about an hour to roast. Tastes delicious, if you like spiced pork.

[ToxicAvenger]

It contains pieces of spiced pork, wrapped in strings to hold it together. Takes about an hour to roast. Tastes delicious, if you like spiced pork.

if its got protein..i'll try n eat it...





<now dont go fagging my comment up >

[diamond]

i used to leave "1 free massage" cupons for my girlfriend back in the day...


although...with her..a massage always lead to sex

Did she appreciate the gesture before the massage began? lol

[Laura Lee]

I got a diamond 























































oh wait...that was a dream, nevermind. Christmas isn't here yet.   

[ToxicAvenger]

I got a diamond 























































oh wait...that was a dream, nevermind. Christmas isn't here yet.   

great...juuuuust great...

as poor mikey scrambles to sell his stash 

[ToxicAvenger]

Did she appreciate the gesture before the massage began? lol

colleen..o yeeah...

sigh..she ws the hottest girl i ever dated..used to do theater...couldn't act worth shit but ws soo passionate about it...it ws endearing...

and yeah..of course she appreciated it...for some (and i'm NOT bragging here) odd reason she acted like i ws out of her league..

truth be told..she ws wayyyyyy wayyyy out of my league...


i remember once she called me in the middle of the night and told me she had had a bad dream...sooo  i friggin drive to her place (30 mils away)..she's sitting downstairs in her room...al candle lit..in really really hot skimpy lace thingies....looking like a goddess with one of my cupons...

and my dumbass had driven there unshaved looking like a bum...that ws the only time i let her see me at my worst i think...
thanx for the trip down amnesia lane babe 

[diamond]

Thanks for the story Toxic lol 

I've had various vouchers and coupons like that given to me as presents...never from someone I was seeing, but still...I don't understand how people think they are a good idea? lol

[ToxicAvenger]

Thanks for the story Toxic lol 

I've had various vouchers and coupons like that given to me as presents...never from someone I was seeing, but still...I don't understand how people think they are a good idea? lol

i wouldn't have the balls..or the bad manners to give something like that to someone that ws any less than a girlfriend..

[diamond]

i wouldn't have the balls..or the bad manners to give something like that to someone that ws any less than a girlfriend..

Exactly! I do worry about some people...Especially friends, that are close, give me ones for '1 hour of loving'... ....that's all I'm worth ONE HOUR?! 

[ToxicAvenger]

Exactly! I do worry about some people...Especially friends, that are close, give me ones for '1 hour of loving'... ....that's all I'm worth ONE HOUR?! 

well from the confidence ya exude (sp?) you r prolly a very good looking girl...

so most of em have crushes on ya!  and common now diamond..you KNOW they do... 

you expect a guy to go more than an hour..

ok well i'm out..

i'm an ex smoker mang 



i subscribe to the mike metzer skool of sex and training!     




...just kidding..

...no seriously..lol

[diamond]

well from the confidence ya exude (sp?) you r prolly a very good looking girl...

so most of em have crushes on ya!  and common now diamond..you KNOW they do... 

you expect a guy to go more than an hour..

ok well i'm out..

i'm an ex smoker mang 



i subscribe to the mike metzer skool of sex and training!     




...just kidding..

...no seriously..lol

ROFLMAO!!!

The confidence I exude (I don't know how to spell it either  ) ahaha...

And no, they don't have crushes on me, I presonally think they do it to annoy me!

And I never expect anything 

It's a good thing you're an ex smoker, though you never have started....

School of sex and training?? LMAO!!!

[ToxicAvenger]

And no, they don't have crushes on me, I presonally think they do it to annoy me!

And I never expect anything 

modesty just aint your thing...but nice try!! 


check out my first crush on the short vid thread..aint she a dream?..sigh...