"is that a plutonium rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
I think we have a winner....
"No, really - show me where you keep the trigger for that missile"
Oh brother
thank youi'll be here all week!remember to tip your waitress. now this is fun!
"Are you absolutely sure getting a picture taken with my hand on your leg will get me accepted in mainstream american media? Well, ok then..."
It is funny to note that out of something like 20 pics, this is the one they went with for the main story on yahoo.
"You cut off the oil flow, I'll cut off the cocaine, ...then we'll sit back and watch Georgie-boy get the DT's"