"True Friendship" - The Getbig way

[Dingleberry]

"True Friendship" -  The Getbig way


1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use small words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

[chainsaw]

Don't forget I will point out when you Own Yourself.

[The Heckler]

"True Friendship" -  The Getbig way


1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use small words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

No offense, dude, but you really obsess too much over your online "life" 

[Cap]

"True Friendship" -  The Getbig way

1. When you are sad -- I will use my pens and pencils to stab whatever BUCK TOOTH jackass hurt you
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge the GOBI from your throat.
3. When you smile -- Shadow, I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will tell you that the idle threats from G4P BBers will never come true
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about Milos' marathon sessions and you can rest easy.
6. When you are confused - I will use small words.
7. When you are sick -- I will tell you Chad Nicholls fucked your body up
8. When you fall -- I will kick you in the head so Bluto can come rescue you

[slaveboy1980]

No offense, dude, but you really obsess too much over your online "life" 

haha coming from the heckler who cant come up with new stuff...just "negativise" pre existing things 

[Dingleberry]

No offense, dude, but you really obsess too much over your online "life" 

9. When you feel shallow - I will make up multiple accounts online and spend all day posting from them.
10. When you feel small - I will display my pictures and use those same accounts to compliment them.

[onlyme]