Author Topic: Donkey Kong statement (Read 3366 times)

DK II · « **on:** January 21, 2007, 04:19:29 AM »

Posted on behalf of Nintendo of Japan

Regarding the threads posted on Getbig.com and subsequent threads onother boards,I would like to post the following I received earlier today.When I initially read the thread I wasvery surprised as the comments attributed to Donkey Kong did not sound like anything the real Donkey Kong would say.I spoke to DK earlier and he asked me to post the following.

Re Any Donkey Kong Thread

I wish to categorically state the articles on getbig.com have nothing to do with me in any way,shape or form.The photo is of myself and could be a photo taken by Super Mario of which I have no copy.
If this person is purporting to be me the he has his facts wrong.I have never competed in Mr. Europe,I am not 72 years old,I am not a chartered accountant,I have never competed in the Mr. Universe,nor competed in powerlifting ot the Highland Games.I do not know any of the people he speaks of personally.
Anyone who knows me will know this has nothing to do with me and I will be seeking legal advice on the matter.
I would also like to add that I have never taken any goat whey in my life and have been tested on a number of occasions.

Donkey Kong

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #1 on:** January 21, 2007, 04:24:42 AM »

meltdown

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #2 on:** January 21, 2007, 04:36:00 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on January 21, 2007, 04:19:29 AM

Posted on behalf of Nintendo of Japan

Regarding the threads posted on Getbig.com and subsequent threads onother boards,I would like to post the following I received earlier today.When I initially read the thread I wasvery surprised as the comments attributed to Donkey Kong did not sound like anything the real Donkey Kong would say.I spoke to DK earlier and he asked me to post the following.

Re Any Donkey Kong Thread

I wish to categorically state the articles on getbig.com have nothing to do with me in any way,shape or form.The photo is of myself and could be a photo taken by Super Mario of which I have no copy.
If this person is purporting to be me the he has his facts wrong.I have never competed in Mr. Europe,I am not 72 years old,I am not a chartered accountant,I have never competed in the Mr. Universe,nor competed in powerlifting ot the Highland Games.I do not know any of the people he speaks of personally.
Anyone who knows me will know this has nothing to do with me and I will be seeking legal advice on the matter.
I would also like to add that I have never taken any goat whey in my life and have been tested on a number of occasions.

Donkey Kong

You never competed in MR. Universe!!

Who was the guy throwing barrels onto the stage then? hahaha

ta ta

kyomu · « **Reply #3 on:** January 21, 2007, 04:46:07 AM »

In short, what is saying?
Does any one give a summary of this thread to this poor japanese who speak bad english?

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #4 on:** January 21, 2007, 04:58:38 AM »

That Nintendo want want to make sure that people are not saying Donkey Kong competed in the Highland games etc. Nor did he make any innappropriate remarks here.

Visit their website its plastered all over it! It massive news in Japan.

ta ta

kyomu · « **Reply #5 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:00:45 AM »

Quote from: Your MAAAAaaaa on January 21, 2007, 04:58:38 AM

That Nintendo want want to make sure that people are not saying Donkey Kong competed in the Highland games etc. Nor did he make any innappropriate remarks here.

Visit their website its plastered all over it! It massive news in Japan.

ta ta

Oh really!?

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #6 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:06:41 AM »

Yes go and look!

ta ta

kyomu · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:09:50 AM »

Quote from: Your MAAAAaaaa on January 21, 2007, 05:06:41 AM

Yes go and look!

ta ta

I didnt find out any in yahoo news.

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:14:08 AM »

go to nintendo's site its there!

ta ta

kyomu · « **Reply #9 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:14:55 AM »

Damn! I was captured by the trap of joke!

kyomu · « **Reply #10 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:16:22 AM »

Quote from: Your MAAAAaaaa on January 21, 2007, 05:14:08 AM

go to nintendo's site its there!

ta ta

I went to japanese site and nothing related. But its ok. Now i know i was a inocent fool.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:16:43 AM »

oh my god dude i cant belive you acutually went

kyomu · « **Reply #12 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:18:14 AM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on January 21, 2007, 05:16:43 AM

oh my god dude i cant belive you acutually went

Yeah Please laugh at me

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/

dr.chimps · « **Reply #13 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:19:11 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on January 21, 2007, 05:14:55 AM

Damn! I was captured by the trap of joke!

That means it's time for........Samurai Showdown!!!!!!

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #14 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:22:01 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on January 21, 2007, 05:18:14 AM

Yeah Please laugh at me
http://www.nintendo.co.jp/

only playing mate DK just did it as a response to the Jimmy Thompson thread I guess

ta ta

kyomu · « **Reply #15 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:25:54 AM »

Quote from: Your MAAAAaaaa on January 21, 2007, 05:22:01 AM

only playing mate DK just did it as a response to the Jimmy Thompson thread I guess

ta ta

Cus I didnt read Jimmys one. I felt strange when i read first time. But since many strange things happen in my life...

Miss Demeanor · « **Reply #16 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:27:54 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on January 21, 2007, 04:19:29 AM

Posted on behalf of Nintendo of Japan

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Cute

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #17 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:28:05 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on January 21, 2007, 04:19:29 AM

I would also like to add that I have never taken any goat whey in my life and have been tested on a number of occasions.

You were using the wrong brand, dumbass. You shouldn't be taking that Vyocrap... buy Goatboy Brand Goat Whey.... it's 3,452.98% better than the competition!

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #18 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:33:12 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on January 21, 2007, 05:28:05 AM

You were using the wrong brand, dumbass. You shouldn't be taking that Vyocrap... buy Goatboy Brand Goat Whey.... it's 3,452.98% better than the competition!

yah goatboy gets it right from the tap

Tapeworm · « **Reply #19 on:** January 21, 2007, 06:51:08 AM »

Enough with the BS gimmicks already.

"Would the REAL DK please stand up."

DK II · « **Reply #20 on:** January 21, 2007, 09:19:49 AM »

Ok ok, i admit it. It WAS a joke.

I AM the real Donkey Kong, and it was me throwing the barrels.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #21 on:** January 21, 2007, 08:27:21 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on January 21, 2007, 09:19:49 AM

Ok ok, i admit it. It WAS a joke.

I AM the real Donkey Kong, and it was me throwing the barrels.

no good barrel chucker

smaul · « **Reply #22 on:** January 21, 2007, 11:49:09 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on January 21, 2007, 09:19:49 AM

Ok ok, i admit it. It WAS a joke.

I AM the real Donkey Kong, and it was me throwing the barrels.

How's your relationship with Diddy Kong these days? Glad you had him?

DK II · « **Reply #23 on:** January 22, 2007, 12:19:48 AM »

Quote from: smaul on January 21, 2007, 11:49:09 PM

How's your relationship with Diddy Kong these days? Glad you had him?

He was run over by a truck. I'm sorry. He was a good boy, but he loved the booze.