When I am tempted by things....I think about the consequences and stop or take a fat dip of SKOAL. As for the name thing, I figured a little levity was needed. I think we are all too serious here.
Deedee is TOO HAWT TO TRAWT!!
YEA SHORE....
OH SO YOU WANAFCUKHUH??? *slams the pan full of salsice in his face*
Somehow I think it must be so much easier just to enjoy the Staten Island kinda relationship lifestyle.
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TONY: (Behind the wheel) You got wid dat Irish dude from work? Bitch. Ah KNOW yoo did. Ah'll kill dat douchebag muthaf*ka.
SOPH (Applying Melon-flavored lipgloss in rearview mirror) Oh MY GAWD. Moy sistah told yoo lies. She's soooo JEALUSSS cuz she got a fat ass.... and I got bettah skin... and bettah hea. Oye HATE HUH! Tone, TONE, don't drive so FAYST... slow down... wea's moy GUMMM?
TONY: Whaddayoo, an ATARIDEE on driving now. I wanna know RIGHT NOW, if yoo let him hit it... do I got a HO sittin in my CAWR? Ah'll kill yoo, and dat muthaf*ka.
SOPH: But Tone, wea ENGAGED! Oye would NEVAH! He's justta friend. Yoo know I LUVVV YOO TONE. Weah's moy gum...Oh my Gawd, Tone, why yoo stoppin HEA? Get yoo hands outta moy pannies, oh my Gawd... Oh MY GAWD... STAWP! Yoo MESSIN MOY HEA!!! OH MY GAWD... HOLD MOY GUM... OH TONE... OH BAAAAYBEEEE...