Author Topic: caption jay (Read 2461 times)

delta9mda · « **on:** January 21, 2007, 05:08:47 PM »

jay- "cell-tech man, thats the key".
kid- "if you say cell-tech one more time....."

Ozzy · « **Reply #1 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:10:12 PM »

"I fucking hate gingers..."

Cap · « **Reply #2 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:12:08 PM »

He looks less bloated at 305 from the last time I saw him.

Kid-"Just put your damn stack on the fucking paper"
Jay-"Weren't you in that movie with John Ritter?"

Ozzy · « **Reply #3 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:15:29 PM »

Epic staredown

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #4 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:34:06 PM »

"yeah kid, you heard me..60days 45lbs...muscletech is the secret weapon"

240 is Back · « **Reply #5 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:35:06 PM »

Quote from: cap86 on January 21, 2007, 05:12:08 PM

He looks less bloated at 305 from the last time I saw him.

Do we have verified (non-hype) proof that Jay is 305 there?

Smart money is sitting on 291.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #6 on:** January 21, 2007, 05:36:51 PM »

I kinda like the fact that Jay pimps Muscle Tech every single chance he gets. It suggests that he takes his endorsement-contract obligations seriously. Makes him seem like a stand-up guy.

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2007, 07:17:54 PM »

Quote from: delta9mda on January 21, 2007, 05:08:47 PM

jay- "cell-tech man, thats the key".
kid- "if you say cell-tech one more time....."

Jay - I am a D cup..

Kid - I just got my first training bra...

Guy behind checking out Jays D-cups...

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2007, 07:32:03 PM »

Quote from: Board_SHERIF on January 21, 2007, 07:17:54 PM

Jay - I am a D cup..

Kid - I just got my first training bra...

Guy behind checking out Jays D-cups...

Shit, you beat me to it.... I was gonna make up some caption about a "sports bra".

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #9 on:** January 21, 2007, 07:34:19 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on January 21, 2007, 07:32:03 PM

Shit, you beat me to it.... I was gonna make up some caption about a "sports bra".

great minds think alike....

ThaRealist · « **Reply #10 on:** January 21, 2007, 07:37:17 PM »

Jay - "Hey guys can you move out of the way?? I am trying to restock the shelves for MuscleTech and I only have until 3 O'clock to get it done..."

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2007, 08:39:52 PM »

Jay: "If you don't got the twenty bucks I'm not siging my autograph kiddo. Go ask your dad for more money."

Ozzy · « **Reply #12 on:** January 21, 2007, 08:56:59 PM »

Jay: "You smell that? I smell fear..."
Redhaired Kid: "I smell it also."
Blonde Kid: "OSHT..."

delta9mda · « **Reply #13 on:** January 21, 2007, 10:40:42 PM »

kid- "im not paying 20 fucking dollars for an autographed pic, you can go and fuck your self".
jay- "uhhhhhhhhhh".

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #14 on:** January 21, 2007, 11:08:46 PM »

kid- "come on man... how many iu's do you take?.."
jay- "for the last f**cking time, that GH in my fridge was not mine, I was being a big brother to a kid with dwarfism".

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #15 on:** January 21, 2007, 11:19:50 PM »

Ginger:Sorry mr.Cutler but you're not on the list.

Jay:But I have a reservation.

Ginger:You aren't getting in buddy.

Jay:Gimme that list this is bullshit!.

the shadow · « **Reply #16 on:** January 21, 2007, 11:33:14 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 21, 2007, 05:35:06 PM

Do we have verified (non-hype) proof that Jay is 305 there?

Smart money is sitting on 291.

jay is 305lbs in these pics.he is planning to tip the scales at 315lbs arnold time

G.STEELE · « **Reply #17 on:** January 22, 2007, 12:58:50 AM »

Jay "Excuse me..you are the squad what?"
Red "FATHER. I am the squadfather."

Bear · « **Reply #18 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:44:41 AM »

Quote from: G.STEELE on January 22, 2007, 12:58:50 AM

Jay "Excuse me..you are the squad what?"
Red "FATHER. I am the squadfather."

I think that kid is too handsome with superior mass and hair to be The Squadfather. He doesn't look insecure enough either.

G.STEELE · « **Reply #19 on:** January 22, 2007, 11:12:55 AM »

Quote from: Bear on January 22, 2007, 02:44:41 AM

I think that kid is too handsome with superior mass and hair to be The Squadfather. He doesn't look insecure enough either.

True dat.

bigmc · « **Reply #20 on:** January 22, 2007, 11:14:46 AM »

jay " hey sarcasm"

Kid "all drugs"

Blockhead · « **Reply #21 on:** January 22, 2007, 11:42:51 AM »

Quote from: delta9mda on January 21, 2007, 05:08:47 PM

jay- "cell-tech man, thats the key".
kid- "if you say cell-tech one more time....."

Epic ORBS and phantasmic-like entities in the store...

Brutal ghostly activity.

davidpaul · « **Reply #22 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:16:07 PM »

in all seriousness that is pain86/rob1986 (mayhem/getbig), he used to run bodybuildingdungeon.com. some sort of muscle worship site.

he is trying to pwn jay there with a stare down,

he has jay on height though, i give him that, kids big.

Wombat · « **Reply #23 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:14:18 PM »

Jay--ok your resume' seems pretty good but we are going have to get you on the "program"...I want you to take 5 these anadrol pills a day and take a bottle of this sustonon everyday...Do this for 12 weeks and then come back..And if we still have a job opening, you got it

Kid--Is that stuff made by muscle tech