"Dont Laugh!" said the Patient Shushant.
"Of course i wont laugh" the doctor said Im a professional In over twenty years i've never laughed at a patient.
Ok Ed says and proceeded to drop his pants, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldnt have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his compsure.
Im so sorry said the doctor I really am, i dont know what came over me, On my honor as a doctor and a gentlemen i promise it wont happen again
Now what seems to be the problem
Its swollen, Shushant replied