Author Topic: At the gym today...  (Read 1313 times)

thisiskeith12

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At the gym today...
« on: February 01, 2007, 06:03:43 PM »
A friend of mine and I were at the gym today and this lady comes over and starts asking questions about squats and such. She had a Arabic type accent, so my friend asks her where she is from, and she says she's from Jordan. And the next thing out of his mouth was "Oh? I bet you like it over here, you know, freedom and all." The lady looked stunned and said "Actually Jordan is a free country." Of course then he tried to play it off by saying "Oh when are you going back?" and she said "Ummm... my husband works here so I dunno." Then he tried playing that off by rambling more. It was epic!

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Re: At the gym today...
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 06:07:16 PM »
Keith, you gotta change gyms.. seriously bad Karma there man.. First the PT trys to pick you up then one of Osama's harem gets in on the act!

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Re: At the gym today...
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 06:08:30 PM »
why are you a 'special guest'?
really i want to know.

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Re: At the gym today...
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 06:10:11 PM »
Yes, get out of that gym before she blows it up.

thisiskeith12

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Re: At the gym today...
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2007, 06:14:25 PM »
Keith, you gotta change gyms.. seriously bad Karma there man.. First the PT trys to pick you up then one of Osama's harem gets in on the act!

Oh, that's not the only thing, I was by the dumbell rack a few months ago and this regular that comes in the same time every afternoon (throwback gym goer, mullet, 1991 gym pants, nice guy though) was stretching next to the rack. Then there was a lady on a flat bench right in front of him. Suddenly, I guess the gas moreof got away from him during the stretching I guess. Anyway, he busted out laughing and the lady rolled her eyes, I thought it was kinda funny too. Well I think the lady complained and got him kicked out because he never comes in anymore. And this guy has been there for years.

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Re: At the gym today...
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2007, 06:16:10 PM »
Oh, that's not the only thing, I was by the dumbell rack a few months ago and this regular that comes in the same time every afternoon (throwback gym goer, mullet, 1991 gym pants, nice guy though) was stretching next to the rack. Then there was a lady on a flat bench right in front of him. Suddenly, I guess the gas moreof got away from him during the stretching I guess. Anyway, he busted out laughing and the lady rolled her eyes, I thought it was kinda funny too. Well I think the lady complained and got him kicked out because he never comes in anymore. And this guy has been there for years.

THAT WAS ME  :-X :'( 8)

thisiskeith12

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Re: At the gym today...
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2007, 06:18:22 PM »
THAT WAS ME  :-X :'( 8)

It would have been funnier if everyone around had let one go too...