Just got back from the gym, some epic sightings:
1) Young blonde female personal trainer wearing skin tight black pants proudly exposing her pronounced camel toe, with skin tight top and push-up bra making her B-cup breasts appear to be C-cup. She had a 5'2" 200 lb 55 year old obese women doing crunches on a large exercise ball. I felt a little sick when seeing this for 2 seconds...
2) 5'4" late 20's 150 lb pudgy balding male wearing a white under-shirt with black shorts, white knee length socks. He was doing 65 lb BB decline bench presses, in between his 5 min rest between sets he would look around at others with a dazed/confused/jealous/envious look on his face. I actually felt sorry for this little man-child.
3) The new guy at the gym. A 5'10" 150 lbs of what he believes is god's gift - wearing what must be women’s track pants - tiny 26 inch waist that has the flared out legs and a skin tight under-armour T-shirt. He did a 480 lb 1 rep 1 inch shrug and let out a mighty "GRUUUNNNT" when completing it.