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Brutal Gym Sightings
« on: February 02, 2007, 11:13:13 AM »
Just got back from the gym, some epic sightings:

1) Young blonde female personal trainer wearing skin tight black pants proudly exposing her pronounced camel toe, with skin tight top and push-up bra making her B-cup breasts appear to be C-cup.  She had a 5'2" 200 lb 55 year old obese women doing crunches on a large exercise ball.  I felt a little sick when seeing this for 2 seconds...

2) 5'4" late 20's 150 lb pudgy balding male wearing a white under-shirt with black shorts, white knee length socks.  He was doing 65 lb  BB decline bench presses, in between his 5 min rest between sets he would look around at others with a dazed/confused/jealous/envious look on his face.  I actually felt sorry for this little man-child.

3) The new guy at the gym.  A 5'10" 150 lbs of what he believes is god's gift  - wearing  what must be women’s track pants - tiny 26 inch waist that has the flared out legs and a skin tight under-armour T-shirt.  He did a 480 lb 1 rep 1 inch shrug and let out a mighty "GRUUUNNNT" when completing it.

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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2007, 11:30:18 AM »
AAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!   When are the "gyms" of the world gonna do away with these fvckin giant plastic balls!!!   I'm so sick of seeing these norms being "trained" to roll around on these things like damn weeble-wobble blow-up punch clowns.
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2007, 11:32:50 AM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on February 02, 2007, 11:30:18 AM
AAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!   When are the "gyms" of the world gonna do away with these fvckin giant plastic balls!!!   I'm so sick of seeing these norms being "trained" to roll around on these things like damn weeble-wobble blow-up punch clowns.

The obese should be chained to a treadmill and never leave to do any other exercises in the gym...
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2007, 11:57:56 AM »
harsh, but true

all I do is treadmill
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2007, 12:00:20 PM »
Quote from: Medford on February 02, 2007, 11:57:56 AM
harsh, but true

all I do is treadmill

You are hardly obese..... ;)
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2007, 12:00:48 PM »
Quote from: Medford on February 02, 2007, 11:57:56 AM
harsh, but true

all I do is treadmill

You still making gains medford? hats off to you for being able to hang out here, most women can't take it or just don't want it.
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2007, 12:06:42 PM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on February 02, 2007, 11:30:18 AM
AAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!   When are the "gyms" of the world gonna do away with these fvckin giant plastic balls!!!   I'm so sick of seeing these norms being "trained" to roll around on these things like damn weeble-wobble blow-up punch clowns.


The balls are needed for "core"training because the routines todays trainers use are all machines, so a persons "core verver gets worked....its BULLSHIT!  Any trainer who is hyped on, or any client who is excited about, the BALL is a moron....it represents a step BACKWARD because a routine of squats, lunges, rows, presses, deadlifts, curls, etc would work  apersons core completely....they come from physical therapists, where it can be needed after injury/for rehab

THOSE BALLS ARE IDIOTIC!
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2007, 12:10:46 PM »
Quote from: Medford on February 02, 2007, 11:57:56 AM
harsh, but true

all I do is treadmill


Meford - would you of stared at the blonde's camel toe ?
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2007, 12:13:45 PM »
no...I check out the muscular guys though
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2007, 12:14:49 PM »
Quote from: Medford on February 02, 2007, 12:13:45 PM
no...I check out the muscular guys though

I though you went the "other way" ?
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2007, 01:01:38 PM »
the "other way" 


you mean the snack bar?
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2007, 01:02:44 PM »
Quote from: Kegdrainer on February 02, 2007, 01:01:38 PM
the "other way" 


you mean the snack bar?


Yes - for pink tacos
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2007, 01:07:08 PM »
Leave it to beaver - starring Medford  ;D
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2007, 01:13:54 PM »
Quote from: Patrik15 on February 02, 2007, 01:09:47 PM


wow you are like a girl, only girls go and talk about other bitches and whatnot jealousy my friend jealousy imagin how much bigger and better looking youd be if youd spend half the time you look at people and work out instead...

To observe ones surroundings is beneficial - to walk around with head down like a troll is not...
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2007, 01:17:38 PM »
Quote from: Patrik15 on February 02, 2007, 01:15:39 PM


yeah sure what ever helps you sleep...



you just keep saying that to yourself and you'll be fine.

Ok Tiny Tit - off you go - Keep the head down now Boy !
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2007, 01:26:13 PM »
Quote from: Board_SHERIF on February 02, 2007, 11:13:13 AM
3) The new guy at the gym.  A 5'10" 150 lbs of what he believes is god's gift  - wearing  what must be women’s track pants - tiny 26 inch waist that has the flared out legs and a skin tight under-armour T-shirt.  He did a 480 lb 1 rep 1 inch shrug and let out a mighty "GRUUUNNNT" when completing it.


This is what I would have loved to see.  OH YEA!
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2007, 01:27:03 PM »
Quote from: bigtraps on February 02, 2007, 01:26:13 PM
This is what I would have loved to see.  OH YEA!

I chuckled when I saw that...LOL...
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Re: Brutal Gym Sightings
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2007, 02:13:18 PM »
I appreciate guys   ::)
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