... in india that accept paypal?
maybe we can make a "getbig"-fund to hire a killer who cuts shadows fingers off.
He doesn't wank, so he doesn't need them. AND he won't be able to type anymore.
I bet there are a lot of getbiggers willing to pay some bucks for that. An indian professional killer must be cheap as hell, i bet 200 bucks will be enough, and we'll get a vid on youtube, too.
Any objections?