Author Topic: Would you poke Jag? (Read 3915 times)

Nordic Superman · « **on:** February 19, 2007, 04:12:34 PM »

Not that bad look fellas!

Too old for me now, but if I had a time machine (toxic, you can help here right brother?) I'd certainly go back in time and seduce her with my charms!

Slippedisc · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:23:22 PM »

poke?

what're you like fuccking 10?

i'd break her down shotgun style and fucck her till her teeth shattered

but i'd use a condom

all black chicks have funky drippy stuff

sandycoosworth · « **Reply #2 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:23:34 PM »

right in the fucking eye!

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #3 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:24:14 PM »

She seems like a nice woman and if that picture is hers then I guess I'd hit it.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #4 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:32:27 PM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on February 19, 2007, 04:24:14 PM

She seems like a nice woman and if that picture is hers then I guess I'd hit it.

Sounds like you're only being heterosexual due peer pressure!

Cap · « **Reply #5 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:34:27 PM »

With a cattle prod.

She looks like she ripped ass.

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:37:59 PM »

Hell yes!!!

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:39:22 PM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on February 19, 2007, 04:32:27 PM

Sounds like you're only being heterosexual due peer pressure!

There's only one picture and it may or may not be from a good angle. I'm just being cautious.

To be honest I wouldn't mind banging a nice tan black girl.

Fury · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:52:10 PM »

I think El_Slipperillo phrased it best.

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:03:39 PM »

I see about 50 emails from the "report to mod" in my future!

Fury · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:09:11 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on February 19, 2007, 05:03:39 PM

I see about 50 emails from the "report to mod" in my future!

You actually read the bitchfests her and Toxic send you? Stop going soft, Joe.

Cap · « **Reply #11 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:10:29 PM »

I think my cattle prod idea is the best one. Shock some sense into that bitch.

Deedee · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:41:21 PM »

Judi looks beautiful in that pic. If I were a lesbiana and we both tripped over a pair of stilletos lying on the floor in the shoe department at Holt's in Toronto and fell into a tangled heap on the floor... who knows what might happen.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:43:51 PM »

Quote from: Slippedisc on February 19, 2007, 04:23:22 PM

i'd break her down shotgun style and fucck her till her teeth shattered

rotflmao

this is why i love rednecks with racist tendencies!

blinky · « **Reply #14 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:48:42 PM »

only pic we have ever seen.but just from that one pic....YUP

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #15 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:51:21 PM »

Quote from: Deedee on February 19, 2007, 05:41:21 PM

Judi looks beautiful in that pic. If I were a lesbiana and we both tripped over a pair of stilletos lying on the floor in the shoe department at Holt's in Toronto and fell into a tangled heap on the floor... who knows what might happen.

You've thought this out haven't you $:-\$ ??

Cap · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:52:25 PM »

Air brushes do wonders

AVBG · « **Reply #17 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Deedee on February 19, 2007, 05:41:21 PM

Judi looks beautiful in that pic. If I were a lesbiana and we both tripped over a pair of stilletos lying on the floor in the shoe department at Holt's in Toronto and fell into a tangled heap on the floor... who knows what might happen.

thats great

pumpster · « **Reply #18 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:55:56 PM »

After all the N-threads, it would be appropriate that Coonsworth & Jag are literally only miles apart near Toronto.. love connection!

I'd need Viagra at even the slightest hint of any getbig-style henpecking. Probably better to tape the mouth closed right out of the box, so to speak.

Something tells me a ton of drugs would be required to loosen things up.

knny187 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:56:09 PM »

yes....with a stick

JimmyTheFish · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:03:40 PM »

Quote from: Slippedisc on February 19, 2007, 04:23:22 PM

poke?

what're you like fuccking 10?

i'd break her down shotgun style and fucck her till her teeth shattered

but i'd use a condom

all black chicks have funky drippy stuff

rofl..............I always thought she was a tranny.................. .....epic adams apple guard............. $:-\$

Deedee · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:04:32 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on February 19, 2007, 05:51:21 PM

You've thought this out haven't you $:-\$ ??

It's come up before in the conversation.

Quote

thats great

At least someone has an imagination!!!

knny187 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:20:07 PM »

I'd like to light her on fire....but I aint saying how.......

use your imagination

Cap · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:21:18 PM »

I know Mag lites go "plunk"

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #24 on:** February 19, 2007, 09:16:45 PM »

Jag is a good-looking woman. You can't be a dog and win the Miss Yukon Territories contest.

However, she strikes me as the type who would be worrying about how her hair looks in bed.

That said, I'd do her in a heartbeat.

Author Topic: Would you poke Jag? (Read 3915 times)

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