From the Getbig Deadpool:
Devin Harmony: This AIDS- and STD-infested man whore has been stuffed and basted so many times he thinks his birthday is on Thanksgiving. Having made a career out of penis adoration, this make-believe bodybuilder resorts to synthol use to inflate both his arms and his ego. In his mind, he is a top level competitor, but the only company to offer him sponsorship was SpermTech. When fellow Getbiggers give him a dose of reality, he flies into uncontrollable rage. PMS comes every day for this sad, over-the-hill queen.
