hahahahahahahaha!!! oh brother, the "girl" on the right looks like the type of cocksize-envier that shoulder barges past the security guard at the supermarket, and heads to the toiletries aisle to grab "her" yearly supply of tampons (even though "she" probably doesn't even have ovaries anymore) and when "she" cant find the 'roll em yourself' range with extra long string, "she" waddles over to the nearest aisle assistant and says (in a tone lower than barry white with emphasymia) "Oh hi there, I can't find my regular tampons can you check out the back to see if there are any more for me, sweetness?" and when the 6ft 5, 300 pound, MMA fighter assistant finally stops shaking with terror, he replies "ummm.... i'm kinda busy at the moment, can't you buy another brand?" to which the shedragon anxiously replies "No I must have those ones, the ones with the longer string, because when I throw them in I just tie the string to the end of my trombonoris, and when I need to take it out, I just think about bluto's vagina and I get a raging hard on and it flies out!!! I can't use the others because my muscles are so huge I can't even bend my arms to take it out anymore!" as "she" bursts into tears and adjusts the pink bow on her combover hahahahahahaha manlier than a John Wayne dvd box set with a free pipe