Author Topic: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT! (Read 7965 times)

Blockhead · « **on:** March 08, 2007, 04:57:23 PM »

Less than an hour from the City of Columbus...

Jenny THE BEAST Cowan waiting to meet you and 'hang out'.

Your path entirely CLEARED with the only thing for you to do which was to simply...show-up!

And he blew it. His excuse? "Didn't feel like driving". Is BAST-elli a tru gangsta to blow off BEAST or did BAST-etti's tail go between his legs? Did he punk-out?

Speak on this, BAST-ano.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #1 on:** March 08, 2007, 04:58:24 PM »

Bast is a pimp, he gets way better chicks than her all the time.

Bast000 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 08, 2007, 04:59:48 PM »

Basically, I didn't think I could "hang out" with her outside of the Arnold Classic. She was there working.

So I thought I would be wasting my time.

Bast000 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:00:27 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 08, 2007, 04:58:24 PM

Bast is a pimp, he gets way better chicks than her all the time.

hahah looks like some guy in a pink shirt and long hair got to her first.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #4 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:01:29 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:00:27 PM

hahah looks like some guy in a pink shirt and long hair got to her first.

hahahahahaha, epic 5 inch penoris.

Fury · « **Reply #5 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:01:47 PM »

The Beast is looking hot there. Bast should've went for it!!!!!!

Blockhead · « **Reply #6 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:01:59 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 04:59:48 PM

Basically, I didn't think I could "hang out" with her outside of the Arnold Classic. She was there working.

So I thought I would be wasting my time.

Lord Squadfather had the right answer, kid...

Notice my "hang out" was in parenthensees(sp?)

You'll never get that shot again, BAST-ano.

Bast000 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:02:10 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 08, 2007, 04:57:23 PM

Less than an hour from the City of Columbus...

Naw, 2.5 hours. I was in Kent, plus to get back to my apartment in Cleveland, it would have been 3.5 hour drive.

davidpaul · « **Reply #8 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:02:17 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 08, 2007, 04:57:23 PM

Less than an hour from the City of Columbus...

Jenny THE BEAST Cowan waiting to meet you and 'hang out'.

Your path entirely CLEARED with the only thing for you to do which was to simply...show-up!

And he blew it. His excuse? "Didn't feel like driving". Is BAST-elli a tru gangsta to blow off BEAST or did BAST-etti's tail go between his legs? Did he punk-out?

Speak on this, BAST-ano.

hahahahahahahaha, what a pussy.

Bast women love the shy type "bro".

The True Adonis · « **Reply #9 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:04:05 PM »

All Drugs. hahahah

I wonder if she is still squatting 325 for reps.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #10 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:04:10 PM »

hey dats kiwi's wife

Fury · « **Reply #11 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:05:40 PM »

Looks like she's Kiwiol's for the taking now!!!!!

Blockhead · « **Reply #12 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:06:04 PM »

3 times...

'Hey Block...have you heard from BAST?'

'Block...anything from BAST yet?'

'Block...did you give him your number? He hasn't called...is he comming?'

BAST-ino had my cell #. Everything was in order. It was all in place. I even asked BEAST what she did Saturday night after the expo. Her answer?

"..oh, nothing...just took a long shower, made some food and watched TV in my hotel room...I was tired from the expo all day so I just relaxed...was kind of bored..."

Explain that one, BAST-one!

alexxx · « **Reply #13 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:06:53 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 08, 2007, 04:57:23 PM

Less than an hour from the City of Columbus...

Jenny THE BEAST Cowan waiting to meet you and 'hang out'.

Your path entirely CLEARED with the only thing for you to do which was to simply...show-up!

And he blew it. His excuse? "Didn't feel like driving". Is BAST-elli a tru gangsta to blow off BEAST or did BAST-etti's tail go between his legs? Did he punk-out?

Speak on this, BAST-ano.

He would rather post pictures of his penis online for all the men to see.

Blockhead · « **Reply #14 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:07:22 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on March 08, 2007, 05:04:05 PM

All Drugs. hahahah

I wonder if she is still squatting 325 for reps.

Not sure but she does have on film her leg pressing 10 plates a side for 10 reps!

Fury · « **Reply #15 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:07:41 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 08, 2007, 05:06:04 PM

3 times...

'Hey Block...have you heard from BAST?'

'Block...anything from BAST yet?'

'Block...did you give him your number? He hasn't called...is he comming?'

BAST-ino had my cell #. Everything was in order. It was all in place. I even asked BEAST what she did Saturday night after the expo. Her answer?

"..oh, nothing...just took a long shower, made some food and watched TV in my hotel room...I was tired from the expo all day so I just relaxed...was kind of bored..."

Explain that one, BAST-one!

hahaha, if there's a chance that's true, then Bast blew it big time.

Bast000 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:08:56 PM »

I was gonna go and meet her if i was gonna go there and have other shit to do. Like smoke crack with McFarland, but he told me he wasn't going.

So if I would have went. I would have met the Beast, but wouldn't have been able to take her out because she was working.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #17 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:09:16 PM »

IT DONT MATTER SHE IS KIWI'S WIFE

The Squadfather · « **Reply #18 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:09:23 PM »

what do you expect Bast to do, go to the expo and hang around and follow her around like a drooling puppy? man, if some of you guys are doing that i can't imagine how sad you are.

alexxx · « **Reply #19 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:09:51 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:08:56 PM

I was gonna go and meet her if i was gonna go there and have other shit to do. Like smoke crack with McFarland, but he told me he wasn't going.

So if I would have went. I would have met the Beast, but wouldn't have been able to take her out because she was working.

virgin!

alexxx · « **Reply #20 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:11:06 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 08, 2007, 05:09:23 PM

what do you expect Bast to do, go to the expo and hang around and follow her around like a drooling puppy? man, if some of you guys are doing that i can't imagine how sad you are.

He could have hung around special ed and taken some tips on how to communiate with people. Heck I am sure special ed could have gotten him any man he wanted hahhaahhahaha

Fury · « **Reply #21 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:11:51 PM »

Bast is playing it smooth. Building her hopes up and then letting her down will make it more enjoyable the first time!!!! Showing her he's a man and he's not totally schmoed up with her.

- Bastucci ( Pimp of Pimps!!!)

Blockhead · « **Reply #22 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:13:34 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 08, 2007, 05:07:41 PM

hahaha, if there's a chance that's true, then Bast blew it big time.

100% completely TRUE!

I even PM'd him the other day explaining how he fcked up...his response?

"...didnt feel like driving".

Poor kid.

If I may tackle that answer for you, Lord Squadfather...if I were in BAST-ado's shoes. I would have went there...went to the Pride booth where she was working, hugged her and whispered in her LEFT ear, not her right ear...her LEFT ear, I'd put my hand at the small of her back and move her closer to me and whisper something along the lines of...

"...hey Jenny...I'm picking you up after this expo thing shuts down...I dont care what you're doing cancel it...I'm picking you up at 9..."

Then walked away without giving her a second to tell you NO.

I would have hit her with a TEXT at 8pm(1 hour after expo ended) with the name of hotel ONLY and maybe room number...map-quested it and fkn GOT IT DONE!

Bast000 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:14:43 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 08, 2007, 05:11:51 PM

Bast is playing it smooth. Building her hopes up and then letting her down will make it more enjoyable the first time!!!! Showing her he's a man and he's not totally schmoed up with her.

- Bastucci ( Pimp of Pimps!!!)

haha. The thing is I do want to meet her, I just didn't want to go to the Arnold. I went last year and felt dirty from all the gayness and superficiality going on there.

Blockhead · « **Reply #24 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:15:27 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 08, 2007, 05:11:51 PM

Bast is playing it smooth. Building her hopes up and then letting her down will make it more enjoyable the first time!!!! Showing her he's a man and he's not totally schmoed up with her.

- Bastucci ( Pimp of Pimps!!!)

If this is true than BAST-ino should be nominated for the 'Y Board' hall of fame!